MY TURN

ok ppl, i hope u liked da last post as much as i did. but i admit. da two last post frm ME haf been retarded, dis, dat and wtv. but seriously, alas, thank u for reigniting my interest in slammin again. thank u.

as u can see, on my right, my green, beautiful chatbox is full of shit. shit frm NICE ppl, comenting on the last post and as if they didnt get da last post.. they just HAD TO ACT CUTE. i cant stand it. u know y???

well fist of all, when i read the 'cute' remarks, i get annoyed and when i look at the name of huever that wrote it, it sickens me coz the writers are NOT cutethis korean girl is cute/sexy/hot/beautiful and 100% asian. me love asian girls. u wms girls shall nv be dat hot. i LOOOOVVVEE HER. . besides cute is.. STEWIE!! yea man!! dont we all juz LOVE dis lil fella's sense of humour, his jokes and of course his voice which is like a cross between complicated englishman and brutal american. we. love. you.

well enuf of stewie. i came here to redeem myself and its exactly wut i will do.
if my fellow readers reaad in my cbox which i have on my right, u will see the lil comment by ky. she says "alas insulted me and sum shit" and if u go to her blog which i am so glad i went to, she says "dis is the best post-ending i have ever seen" damnit. I SHALL REDEEM MYSELF. I SHALL NOT BE OVERSHADOWED BY U ALAS.
well, here is wut i hafta add after dat.
as u can see, alas insulted the fact that women like choco.
well, i cant agree anymore. but i think u girls think ur hot when u say u like choco. like whenever i see a food advert, i will see a reli hot lady wif some choco in her hand. like dis >>> super slutty but at least they look alrite. imagine one of them wms girls doin it..and say it together wid me guys "eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww"
and i think my safe search was on..

well, movin on to grace's blog. she has dis reli disgusting picture of cristina aguilera. (mind my horrendous spelling) she looks like a zombie/red eyed freak. she is suppose to be hot. grace, u shud haf got a betta pic seriously. dat one is juz ugh. UGH. UGGGGHHHH. totally destroyed my image of her. thank god she aint asian.

bsides that grace, u said "i dun like choco, plz tembak me" tembak u i shall. she sure as hell dun like choco. imagine her liking choco, she wud haf more than THOSE curves. =) me jk. RELAX. IM JK. IM JK. IM JK. IM JUZ POSTING COZ IT FUNNY! please dun get pissed. u asked for it. im sry if i offended u in any way. i dun think i dare to fire her edi. PS. her blog has daaaammnn lot of junkfood that she likes. NO WONDER.
ok i shall move on. to xian wei. the boy has sum issues. he has gone thru ALOT Of phases. but to me it has always been dumbass-> dumbass-> dumb, sickass. and this is juz the first few months. sexually speakin, the boy has gone frm straight --> old ladies----> gay----> chicldren---> and finally he's an officiall animal lover. he like dogs. ew, geez. wut next? i dun noe.
BUT FRM XIAN WEI'S P.O.V, he wuz xian wei at first. a nice boy that is cute. ( i think i din noe him much when he was xian wei.) then he moved on and became micheal. a boy hu wwas so into porn that all our conversations wif him were marred by constant groaning. ( i still din noe him much, but i knew he was a sick bastard and was best of frens wid kel. i dunno hu da eff is kel. bust be his doggie or sumth) well, he went thru the most disgusting phase of his life. he became the real fat shady. whAT AN INSULT TO SLIM SHADY. (he was reli wid us liao, so i think i can desrcibe him reli well.) he started wearing contact lens which was super funny bcoz in da morining he wud look super blur and he wud do his squinty eyes and he wud ask u to hug him. ugh. and he created da "sexy" language. making everyth "sexy" frm "hu's my sexy" to "joga sexito" the poor soul finally got a scolding and repented. at least thats wut we thought. he became plain ol micheal aagain. *snigger* he wishes.
after a week of bein sober, he juz CUDNT resist the "2k" side of da force. our class was like a magnet and xw was just another metal piece of shit. but wanting the world to see dat he had changed, he became "mike the arcangel" whut a load of shit. he think he holy. seriously la. dun insult religion is wut they all ssay. but this time i juz cannot tahan. fking xianwei calling himself an archangel. i pity the church. apperantly, he's youth leader of his group. i cant help but to think dat the priests, the teachers and all are a wee bit blind. alrite hu am i kiddin. THEYRE BLIND. HOW CAN U NOT SEE DAT XW IS.. XIAN WEI!! HOW??? HOW...??
and now, the final phase up to date. he is now in "dr jeckyll and mr hyde" as u can see in his blog, www.shady1214.blogspot.com
just so u know xian wei, in ur story, when shady is goin to cut off ur balls, he says sumth and then he says " its gonna be dr jekyll and mr hyde all over again. but this time jekyll wins." just so u know xian wei, jekyll IS the good guy. DUMBASS. ANYWAY.
XIANWEI, U SUK! WE WANT SHADY! WE WANT SHADY !WE WANT SHADY!!!!!


sincerly,
TJchuen