allow me start my Post with a freestyle i came up a sec ago. please sing it to the tune of jingle bells
"blogging's fun, blogging's fun,
i dont really mean it
its a drag, its a drag
and typing is real boring
i hate typing, i hate typing
i know u hate it too
but wat the hell
i've got lots to say
so lets get down to blogging"
HO HO HO. MERRY READING!
"ffff..."
CHAPTER ONE
this shud have been posted about three months ago.
sigh yes very sad. i think i can see its brain sticking oout of its mouth. pity. if it died a few hours earlier, we might have seen its last meal. BUMMER.
the concert
overall. all i can say is- I HATE BEING IN DA BACK ROW.
CHAPTER 3
NEGARAKU
im sure u have heard. some clown did a freestyle on our national anthem.
lots of legal problems after that.
he apologised.
he is onli 24.
goverment rejects apology.
wants to strip him off his citizenship.
he's chinese.
just a random fact to my multi racial readers. DID U KNOW (in annoying rudy and jj voice)
i dont really mean it
its a drag, its a drag
and typing is real boring
i hate typing, i hate typing
i know u hate it too
but wat the hell
i've got lots to say
so lets get down to blogging"
HO HO HO. MERRY READING!
"ffff..."lets get down to bloggin. firstly, i shall write this whole post in chapters so u can just read it in one go and i dun have to go on this shit comp so many times.
=)
CHAPTER ONE
this shud have been posted about three months ago.
i lo-o-o-o-ve how girls love cute things.
sickening.
this is a cute cat
snap back to reality my poor little girls
this is a cute cat
snap back to reality my poor little girls
sigh yes very sad. i think i can see its brain sticking oout of its mouth. pity. if it died a few hours earlier, we might have seen its last meal. BUMMER.
CHAPTER TWO
overall. all i can say is- I HATE BEING IN DA BACK ROW.
u know exactly wat i mean.
oh, one more thing. this years "JOKERS" for the concert are jokes themselves.
again, u know exactly wut i mean. shall i rollover?
spare them. they have nv been exposed to k gang.
spare them. they have nv been exposed to k gang.
CHAPTER 3
NEGARAKU
im sure u have heard. some clown did a freestyle on our national anthem.
lots of legal problems after that.
he apologised.
he is onli 24.
goverment rejects apology.
wants to strip him off his citizenship.
he's chinese.
i shant say anyth.
u kno why
i think i wud like to stay in this place where all races live in harmony.
u kno why
i think i wud like to stay in this place where all races live in harmony.
just a random fact to my multi racial readers. DID U KNOW (in annoying rudy and jj voice)
ketuanan melayu literally means "malay dominance"?
NOW... U KNOW
NOW... U KNOW
i am NOT implying anyth here.
this was taken frm an article in the Dewan Siswa written by MOHD HAFEZ HARUN
this is just a random bit of news
DID U KNOW.. before 1957, the chinese contributed abt 160% to the economy in malaysia while the malays contributed by 70% and the indians, 80%.
NOW U KNOW
this was taken frm an article in the Dewan Siswa written by MOHD HAFEZ HARUN
this is just a random bit of news
the malay race was involved in pertanian dan perikanan, the chinese perlombongan, perdagangan dan kewangan, and the indians, perdagangan getah.
bijih timah and getah was Malaysia's Main exports.
the states kedah, kelantan, terrengganu and perlis are mainly homes to the malay race. its land is rich and it has been exploited by the malays wisely. (pertanian)
coincidentaly the percentage of pertanian has gone down frm 50% in 1960 to 5% in 2006.
i do not mean a thing.
extraction: "in 1987, as the UMNO leaders orchestrated racial tension over the transferring of non-qualified adminstrators to chinese pimary schools, UMNO youth organized a rally at the sultan sulaiman stadium in kuala lumpur at which racist and seditious slogans were carried in banners which read: "MAY 13 HAS BEGUN", "SOAK THE KERIS IN CHINESE BLOOD." UMNO leaders were on stage to fan the flames of communalism included the UMNO youth chief and present Deputy Prime Minister." ------------this book was purchased in malaysia. which means it has been authorised by the goverment.
one thing i wud like to know is why, does our sejarah textbook CLEARLY state that "ketuanan melayu" is THE most important point in signing any agreement? why do they not feel tht it is quite obvious that not onli the malay ppl, go to skool and that all races read and study frm the same book and learn the same facts? that we understand that the malay race is reaping the benefits of this "special position of the malays"?
just a random question btw.
CHAPTER 4
PMR TRIALS
my mind went blank. i read the question more than 5 times. nothing went in. my heart was racing. my hands turned numb and once again my calculator gave me a different answer. could it be that one this crucial day, technology would play a part in the downfall of men? 2 minutes flew past and i had to do it. TEMBAK!!!!
yea, that pretty much sums up my very horrible maths paper.
CHAPTER 5
CANCER
in july, my cousin was diagnosed with brain tumour. she lost her sense of smell and one eye was blinded. they operated on her. and two weeks ago, they found out she had cancer. i do not expect simpathy from anyone. she is a strong soul. she has not shed a tear ever since they found out she had a brain tumour. all i hope for is that all the readers that read this will include her in your prayers. i know i may not be a huge fan of religion but in times like these, a little faith goes a long way. so please, pray for her.
thanks.
CHAPTER 6
on a lighter note,
HAPPY BDAY RYAN TERRANCE PERREIRA!!
CHAPTER 7
ENVIROMENT DAY
please, readers i hope u will not skip through anyth that is written here.
we had enviromental day in our skool and i pledged to educated the UN-educatedon the enviroment. so all i can say is this...
please, unless u are an emo-fied idiot dat listens to simple plan's "welcome to my life" everyday, i am sure u appreciate life.
therefore te ONLY way to preserve life is to save what we live on-------> earth.
DID YOU KNOW, that most of the power we use now is actually the burning of fossil fuels?
tell me, what is the product of burning fossil fuel?
there u have it.
sure u can say, we have other forms of energy eg. solar, hydro, geothermal and more.. but u must remember, these forms of energy are not cheap to mantain.
1st world countries -> 20++ countries
2nd world countries -> 25++
AMOUNT OF COUNTRIES IN THE WORLD -> 160++
u can do the maths.
and so i ask u, DO u think that these less developed countries are able to use these alternate sources of energy??
please, if we, the people of this well-to-do country are unable to save energy and play our role in saving our world, what makes u think these 3rd world countries will?
PLEASE. we may not be people wih power, but what we have the power to do is to SWITCH OFF OUR LIGHTS, SWITCHES, WHEN WE DO NOT USE THEM. THUS SAVING ENERGY. thank you.
CHAPTER 8
yesterday, as i went to my dad's office by train, i realised just how... how.. ASSHOLE-ISH our ppl are.
i saw a man with this baggage that was literally blocking the way of a passengers that were trying to make her way through. c'mon lah. ur already in the fucking front of the qeue. who da fuck is gonna stop u frm getting into the train? its not the fuckin end of the world is it?
besides that, when the train was full of sweaty, smelly ppl, i saw this bunch of STUPID bunch of short malay girls literally shove themselves in. may they one day be shoved against the flippin wall by a herd of wildebeast.
and i noticed just how sad ppl can be.
i saw this girl, she's chinese. she acted like someone was calling her.....
said hello
and started SINGING TO THE SONG SHE WAS PLAYING ON THE EXACT SAME PHONE.
and when the song finished...
she said bye-bye.
acted like nothing happened.
obviously unaware that the whole train was looking at her sad ass..
and then..
she made her phone ring again with the vibration and she did it again this time... LOUDER.
wow. i was trying my hardest not to burst out laughing.
CHAPTER 9
unlike xian wei, i DO feel that i love this sad country we call malaysia. sure it hasnt done shit for me. but when does ur country do anyth for u? i know our politics are biased but at least they dont promote terrorism,
besides, if u arent willing to call this country home, whereelse are u wiling to call home?
and if u tell me england or some other country, what makes u think that u'll stay loyal to that country when u have already abandoned one country?
i love my country,but i will onli show it when malaysia play badminton.
sincerly, TjChuen,
bijih timah and getah was Malaysia's Main exports.
the states kedah, kelantan, terrengganu and perlis are mainly homes to the malay race. its land is rich and it has been exploited by the malays wisely. (pertanian)
coincidentaly the percentage of pertanian has gone down frm 50% in 1960 to 5% in 2006.
i do not mean a thing.
extraction: "in 1987, as the UMNO leaders orchestrated racial tension over the transferring of non-qualified adminstrators to chinese pimary schools, UMNO youth organized a rally at the sultan sulaiman stadium in kuala lumpur at which racist and seditious slogans were carried in banners which read: "MAY 13 HAS BEGUN", "SOAK THE KERIS IN CHINESE BLOOD." UMNO leaders were on stage to fan the flames of communalism included the UMNO youth chief and present Deputy Prime Minister." ------------this book was purchased in malaysia. which means it has been authorised by the goverment.
one thing i wud like to know is why, does our sejarah textbook CLEARLY state that "ketuanan melayu" is THE most important point in signing any agreement? why do they not feel tht it is quite obvious that not onli the malay ppl, go to skool and that all races read and study frm the same book and learn the same facts? that we understand that the malay race is reaping the benefits of this "special position of the malays"?
just a random question btw.
CHAPTER 4
PMR TRIALS
my mind went blank. i read the question more than 5 times. nothing went in. my heart was racing. my hands turned numb and once again my calculator gave me a different answer. could it be that one this crucial day, technology would play a part in the downfall of men? 2 minutes flew past and i had to do it. TEMBAK!!!!
yea, that pretty much sums up my very horrible maths paper.
CHAPTER 5
CANCER
in july, my cousin was diagnosed with brain tumour. she lost her sense of smell and one eye was blinded. they operated on her. and two weeks ago, they found out she had cancer. i do not expect simpathy from anyone. she is a strong soul. she has not shed a tear ever since they found out she had a brain tumour. all i hope for is that all the readers that read this will include her in your prayers. i know i may not be a huge fan of religion but in times like these, a little faith goes a long way. so please, pray for her.
thanks.
CHAPTER 6
on a lighter note,
HAPPY BDAY RYAN TERRANCE PERREIRA!!
CHAPTER 7
ENVIROMENT DAY
please, readers i hope u will not skip through anyth that is written here.
we had enviromental day in our skool and i pledged to educated the UN-educatedon the enviroment. so all i can say is this...
please, unless u are an emo-fied idiot dat listens to simple plan's "welcome to my life" everyday, i am sure u appreciate life.
therefore te ONLY way to preserve life is to save what we live on-------> earth.
DID YOU KNOW, that most of the power we use now is actually the burning of fossil fuels?
tell me, what is the product of burning fossil fuel?
there u have it.
sure u can say, we have other forms of energy eg. solar, hydro, geothermal and more.. but u must remember, these forms of energy are not cheap to mantain.
1st world countries -> 20++ countries
2nd world countries -> 25++
AMOUNT OF COUNTRIES IN THE WORLD -> 160++
u can do the maths.
and so i ask u, DO u think that these less developed countries are able to use these alternate sources of energy??
please, if we, the people of this well-to-do country are unable to save energy and play our role in saving our world, what makes u think these 3rd world countries will?
PLEASE. we may not be people wih power, but what we have the power to do is to SWITCH OFF OUR LIGHTS, SWITCHES, WHEN WE DO NOT USE THEM. THUS SAVING ENERGY. thank you.
CHAPTER 8
yesterday, as i went to my dad's office by train, i realised just how... how.. ASSHOLE-ISH our ppl are.
i saw a man with this baggage that was literally blocking the way of a passengers that were trying to make her way through. c'mon lah. ur already in the fucking front of the qeue. who da fuck is gonna stop u frm getting into the train? its not the fuckin end of the world is it?
besides that, when the train was full of sweaty, smelly ppl, i saw this bunch of STUPID bunch of short malay girls literally shove themselves in. may they one day be shoved against the flippin wall by a herd of wildebeast.
and i noticed just how sad ppl can be.
i saw this girl, she's chinese. she acted like someone was calling her.....
said hello
and started SINGING TO THE SONG SHE WAS PLAYING ON THE EXACT SAME PHONE.
and when the song finished...
she said bye-bye.
acted like nothing happened.
obviously unaware that the whole train was looking at her sad ass..
and then..
she made her phone ring again with the vibration and she did it again this time... LOUDER.
wow. i was trying my hardest not to burst out laughing.
CHAPTER 9
unlike xian wei, i DO feel that i love this sad country we call malaysia. sure it hasnt done shit for me. but when does ur country do anyth for u? i know our politics are biased but at least they dont promote terrorism,
besides, if u arent willing to call this country home, whereelse are u wiling to call home?
and if u tell me england or some other country, what makes u think that u'll stay loyal to that country when u have already abandoned one country?
you see folks, the grass is always greener on the other side.
i love my country,but i will onli show it when malaysia play badminton.
dont expect me to wave the jalur gemilang tho.
i think this is quite the ending to my lil post. i've become more softspoken. hope u prefer this.
sincerly, TjChuen,
