Thursday 25 December 2008

coz i actually PASSED chem

indeed, i DID pass chem. 
so ok, hayati isn't a dumb bitch.**

**she still is because of reasons i have yet to come up with, but it is temporary. du'uh.

here's to an awesomely long post abt my holidays which i will now split into 7 chapters.


chapter 1

holidays almost started. last day of school. date, 14/11/08.

last day of school! woopee NOT.
got fucking screwed.
matthews screwed me in the morning for fucking the malay drama up which i dont think i did. call it creative differences and that moore is a fucking ball-less freak and vicky is just a bull dog that learnt to dress slutty.
but wait! thats not the worst part yet!
 MY MOM COMES TO SCHOOL TO SPEAK TO MATTHEWS AND GOH. 
karma eh, 
well lets not get our hopes up on a nice jc for christmas.

well, so my whole entire day is like fucked up and im suicidal the whole time. which sucks balls cause like the japanese ppl came over and i DID spot a few cute ones. BAH HUMBUG.

chapter 2, 
OBML date: 17/11/08

i got like fucking thorns stuck in my arm when i was jungle trekking cause i was parang man which meant i had to clear the pathway for a safe trek. then we came across this bamboo like tree that was covered in thorns that had fallen. so since we were on a friggin cliff and there was no other way but to either go through or down, lets just say the latter would lead to a lame death. and im afraid of heights.

so i start chopping away which fuxking sucks cause my hands got fucked up pretty badly from all the thorns getting stuck in my arms and fingers. i bled alot.

so no biggie, when we reach back to the dorm, i have to Pull fuking 4cm thorns out of my arm cause i din know they were there. gah. 

besides that there was the lighter side to things.
i got to see jerrel get shit on by a monkey.
i got to play strip black jack with brian, ron, vic and faith.
i had to colgate everyone in my dorm in my underwear for losing the last round.
i got colgated in the morning by yuva.
i got to absolutely shame myself on stage for doing OBML musical. thanks to vic and eli.
i got to learn to sleep on anyth and ignore everyth. 
i can now eat milo powder and love it.
i have now slept with a woman. WOOOH! ahahha, i kid i kid. but i have. well technically anyway with mel. 
i now hate lesbians that are hot. 
i won alot playing blackjack with our provisions. i made 4 apples. =P


i MISS ALL OF Y'ALL! u know who you are and i hope we meet again. 

chapter 3.
nothtinf date: i dont remember, but after OBML and before china.

i didnt do anything  but i did go out with hannah, eli and alex to oneU.

i hate hannah coz she wore heels that made her look like she was the same height as me. as if. =p
i got tricked by hannah and eli into going to dreamworld which i thought was a lingerie store.
i got dirty stares by old aunties for going into a REAL lingerie store.
i got to see reallly cool stuff like boob shapers and nipple thingies which are HOT. yummy.
i went bowling with them and totally rocked! dont listen to alex. he's a liar. 
i went to the batting cages which was totally fucking awesome. 


i also went out with k gang, jo, hannah, and trish.

ppl hate me cause i sent one of the rudest and most horrible invitation smses in modern history.
but they still came. =P
we din do anyth awesome until we  went to trish's place and played poker. 
awesome. now im addicted to texas hold'em.
i ran all the way frm her hse to BSC cz my dad was there.
ppl now think my dad is the most angry fuck in the entire world. he is.

my aussie cousin came back which was totally awesome.
i love my cousin.
he took me to the batting cages again and he rocks eventho he doesn't play it. he can hit top speed man!
he took me to the gym. i now want a gym membership.
he took me to the driving range and im pretty good.

chapter 4
 china. date: 14/12/08
 
i missed xwei and trish's bday.
and china fucking sucked. 
well, not the whole of china, but the whole of yunnan.
its so fucking polluted and dirty.
ppl actually spit in LOBBIES.
like WTF.
i conquered snow mountain, which was awesome. the sense of achievement is just overwhelming.
but other than that, china sucked.

chapter 5 
"xmas party" date:22/12/08

we have a little gathering and drink alot. ALOT.  just me at least.
i can actually slam dunk!
but thats if the rim is broken. HAHAH.
i got high in hartamas square with chengyee and tim. the only ppl that had fun. =P
WANNA SEE DRAGON?**

**inside joke, i dont expect u to understand.
well, i got really really lightheaded and did some fucked up shit.
i actually speak in an english accent which i cant do when im sober.
how cool is that, like the most ppl do when they're high is laugh or get angry. i speak in an ACCENT. hahahah
grace was my best friend when i was tipsy.
jo had to walk me back. 
we had more drinks in her house and im telling u joo lee and zzhuo wei are the cutest/dumbest/funniest tipsy couple i've ever seen. imagine if dumb married dumber.
yeah.
then me, kyau and andrew went out for some fresh air. LOL the security guard was like "balik la, u bising tau?"

 i slept on the couch at 6 in the morning and hated it.

chapter6 xmas date:25/12/2008

i was forced into going to xwei's  church service.
what can i say?
xwei's dad looks like a monkey.

chapter 7 homework. 25/12/2008--> forever

i have 18 essays++ to write for my TUITION 
and alot of school work. FUCK ME.

there might be a gathering at my place on the 31st. just come if u want to k?


=)