Monday 19 February 2007

no title coz there are alot of topics in this post

helloo ppl, as i can see in my chatbox... U MISS ME. u miss my sense of humour, u miss my point of view. u miss my sarcasm, u miss me slamming sumone's blog, u miss me critisising ky (altho none can do it betta than tim, i salute u) u miss my shallow attitude but most of all, U.MISS.TAN.JUN.CHUEN. =)

OF COURSE I MEAN IT! I DUN SPEND 5 MINUTES BRAGGING ABT MYSELF AND NOT MEAN IT! PLEASE, I EXPECT U TO SEE RIGHT THRU ME.

in my one-month absense, i haf seen my chatbox filled wid crap, crap and MORE crap. but i dun mind, it RAISES my self-esteem! =) besides, i do dat to other blogger's blogs more often than u, tim.
yes, TIM u attention seeking prat. u come to MY blog, wid da name "farktarded" which u, obviously, think ur cool, funny, etc, etc. please, u sad piece of shit, u dun hafta come to my blog, and type dat i am wtv. bla bla.
and then, spam it like da fukin dumbfuk u r. please u imature baffooon, u dun hafta act cute in my blog, u are CUTE. AS CUTE AS XIAN WEI DAT IS. comin to my chatbox and typin "......" and pressin enterr for as many as FIVE GARDDAMNED TIMES. like it wasnt enuf, to tell ppl dat u are an immature, dumb, attention seeking idiot, u hafta add "wee. this is fun!" and continue dotting. UR SSOOOOOO CUTE!!! U FKIN MORON. but hu cares. he's a dumbass and i like calling him names. and guess wut tim, i hope the truth HURTS.

ok enuf of tim. he got all da attention he craved.

valentines past. its history. good riddance to dat crappy day. the onli highlite wuzz..
junchuen: so alex, hws today goin for u?
alex:well junchuen, it just another day.
junchuen: sigh. words of wisdom alex, words of wisdom.

ohhyea. i've been dying to post this.
u remember dat fateful day where we sat by da window, under the beautiful sky, watched the ppl go by, watched the bomba's AS THEY TRIED TO GET A CRAZY MAN OFF THE ROOF OF OUR NEIGHBOURING SKOOL, mps.
woohooooo! not.
it wz da saddest thing la, the bombas are soo mean, they hit the poor suicidal man. so sad. blablablabla. that is whut u might read in sum of da girls blogs dat witnessed dis incident. the truth is girl, y'all are all a bunch of liars. u guys were laughing away when the bomba's hu were soo brave *sniff* tried to get a fkin retarded indian man off the roof. y'all are lIARS.

U WANNA NOE MY P.O.V??
WELL, IT STARTED AS NORMAL DAY. SKIP DA BULLSHIT. I CAME IN CLASS AND SAW EVERYONE CROWDING ARND DA WINDOW, SEIZING THE OPPURTUNITY TO MAYBE SKIP CLASSES, I SATYED IN K. well, dis indian man wuz sitting on da rooftop. lookin confused and dazed. according to david, hu had been sittin there for an hour waiting ofr some action, the dude wanted to jump or sumth liddat. ok well, 1st 2 hrs, nothing happened. and i had been watching for sooo long.. bloody hell, we were all wishing dat he'd jump so dat we cud study in peace. well fast forward.
as destiny was to be, we had computer during that fateful 15 minutes of suicidal attempts, mdm priiya, hu has no classifiaction for any job besides.. hu am i kiddin, PRIIYA, GET BACK HOME TO UR MAMA AND EAT UR VEGETARIAN CRAP!
da bloody bitch kept saying "last 5 minutes" when we were all jumpin arnd da class like sex depraved monkeys and she said "nth will happen in 5 minutes" when it did. well u noe wut happened. screw ur priiya and all my fellow fans, dis is not the end, i still haf cny to blog abt and og course, eva mendez. so long .

sincerly, TjCHUEN

Sunday 4 February 2007

in honour of her..

GADDAMMIT IT ISNT AN OBITUARY
phew.
well, yesterday, create blog
today, create cbox
this short sentance cannot possibly tell u how i endured a whole goddam hour clicking 'back' and then 'forward' abt 20 fkin times. twenty.
and u noe wut, i hope all u other bloggers endured the same shit as me. coz the damn hour was, let me sum it up
1 hr + no knowledge of computers = pissed the fark off
but, 1 hr + ALOT of help frm jiayeei = aggravation
y dun they put a button saying "how wud u like a cbox? (in nice sunyy yellow letters)"
and when u click on yes, "wut type of skin wud u want"
and after u choose,
"thank u! ur cbox is there, wanna view"?
WUD THAT BE BETTER, FELLOW NEW-BLOGGERS-HU-DUN-GIVE-A-DAMN-ABT-SO-CALLED-COMPUTER-SKILLS???

jiayeei, jiayeei. God bless ur sainted soul. well, im a freethinker, so i doubt that my blessed speech will hold any religious value at all, but u get my drift.
she had to sit in front of the comp, talkin to a complete moron hu kept saying, "no?" "wtf!" and my personal favourite
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sry jiayeei, no hard feelings

HAHA. anyway, MANUNITED will crush tottenham like how they steamrolled watford.
manunited for-farkin-ever!

sincerly, Tjchuen

Saturday 3 February 2007

1st shit

ALRITE
ahemm.
alrite all u poor sad ppl dat have been goin on ranting abt ur pathetic goddamned lives, (god doesnt damn ANYTH, onli Satan does) alex tells me.
i shud probably listen but i shud listen to my mom too.
whre was i, oh ya, to all those ppl that have been acting CUTE in THEIR blogs, watch the fark out. I WILL CRITISIZE TO MY HEART'S CONTENT.
and all those ppl that have nice interesting blogs, like xian wei, pickshing so on and so forth, please continue to inspire the un-inspired and humour the ones that do not have it.

as, sum ppl may recognize me as the boy that is shallow and simple minded
"a naive simple-minded guy he is indeed! this might hurt him, but hey, i apologized before this , he had it coming. XD" quoted frm KENG YEE'S blog
and some ppl like grace lim see me as "the blogless-blog-slammer"
but hu gives a shit, im entitled to my view and i dun care if u wanna make me feel guilty as quoted frm grace's blog, she writes "THE JCHUEN HATERS" ky says, "he slams us on our blogs and he doesnt even have one"
GADDAMIT, FOR THE LAST GADDAMN TIME, I WUZ JK KY, JOKING, J-O-K-I-N-G
idiot,
bsides, if it werent for me, GOD knows wut chocolate u wud be bloggin abt
as i haf seen in ky's blog the sentance "i lurv chocolate" has appered countless times. yes, ky and chocolate is a symbol now, a symbol of aan inseparable pair
wait i'll juz give u a few sentances frm her blog that wud justify my speech
nvm for another day