Saturday 31 March 2007

ok, to all da girls that have ever been insulted/humiliated/name's which i have mispelled unintentionally, i am sry. VVEEEERRRRRYYY SRYY. U LIKE CHOCS AND I DONT DESERVE TO SLAM IT. Its just a personal preference.GOt IT.

nextly, im sry xiaoyun forev er spelling ur name wrongly. i shud have checked ur name b4 i used it in my blog. ur blog is VERY captivating. i wud nv have known u lost ur purse.

secondly, im am very sry grace for.. i dunno. ACTUALLY, I DONT know why u hate me. exactly why do u hate me grace lim?

and im soooo sry cy for slapping u. (this might be the onli apology i dun mean) u dared me and u did da stupid "slap me" look. it was all too tempting.

last of all, im just sry if u came to my blog, felt offended, left it and hated me.

ok, i was reli inspired by da series my name is earl. wow, first time using colours. coohl. but very tiring. i guess im lazy. i like this colour, absolutely my favourite colour. its so relaxing, but it gives me an eyesore looking at it against a white backgound. back to black.


anyway, if u visit xw's blog, he is critisising the malay race. well, frankly, i hate malays too.

call me racist but the malay race is the onli race i have a problem with. but i dun hate my malay frens in skool . y'all are a different breed frm the babis out there.


ok, im reading the sej text book now, so i shall list all my problems. ">" for every diff ppoint.

BAB SATUU. ( i shall try not to be overly-aggresive during this malay-prob thing ) my thoughts in this colour.

in bab1, we learn abt how japan took over.
> if u realise, one of the main points japan took over was the usage of a propaganda and slogans. in the text book, it reads strategi ini berkesan sehingga kehadiran tentera jepun tidak begitu dirasakan. walaupun kita rakyat yang bertanggungjawab, kita sepatutnya lebih berhati2 terhadap propaganda dari luar. besides that, there is also a picture with jawi words saying" ya Allah, terpeliharalah kami oleh tentera jepun daripada aniaya." yes, we shud be VERY careful. we nv know hu might be tryin to trick us. -.- this tells me if i went back in time i cud sell marbles for gold.
> on page 13, we know that KMM helped japan. n KMM was founded by malays. thank u ibrahim haji yaacob. thinking dat the propagandas will SAVE the malays, he spreaded it all over malaysia. in the end, KMM sendiri DIBUBARKAN oleh jepun. hal ini ntelah memberi ajaran kpd kita, supaya lebih berwaspada dalam menjalinkan hubungan dgn kuasa2 asing. once again we are tricked. boy, are we dumb or wut. if u browse thru, u can see pictures of the malay soldiers with their small little 'meriams'.

> the suffering part u can refer to da textbook urself. we can thank the malays for the fact that the chinese were driven into the woods.

end of bab1.

bab2
we learn of malayan union and persekutuan tanah melayu.

>bcoz the malays were in charge, malaysia was in dire straits. the japanese were gone and it was now the reign of the chinks. we killed BANYAK BANYAK BABI~
So in the end, the malays had no choice but to go to the pihak inggeris. the ones they had tried SO hard to fight against. when will they learn. its soo sad, the malay ppl are have no sense of pride at all. actually, after the malayn union was formed. the country was at peace.

>then, after a while, the malays just HAD to FUCK EVERY FUCKIN THING UP. AGAIN. they didnt like the fact sir harold mcmicheal had forced some sultan frm some state to sign something and menghapus kedaulatan kuasa raja2 melayu. well, duh, look wut they did when they were in charge. sittin on their fkin fatass. if u ask me, they dun seem to be doin much even NOW.

>tamdun org melayu terhakis- it says org melayu akan kehilangan tanah air. frankly, bsides dato maharaja lela, i dun think any malay pig cares abt their country. the onli reason they went against was because they lost the power to memungut cukai. sad. very sad.

> kerakyatan terlalu liberal- it writes 'jumlah org mealyu akan menjadi kecil akibat kemasukan golongan imigran yg mendapat kerakyatan dgn mudah. i hope u readers are as cheesed off by this line. golongan imigran. WHAT DA FARK. FYI, mahathir is a mamak so he's half imigran
la.

>dato' onn jaafar. he was the founder of UMNO. I think he was ok, he kinda stopped the racial war. but just so u know, he was casted out of politics and had to leave for a kampung where he died miserably. u know why? he wanted equal rights for all the ppl that were in malaysia. thank u, u malay ppl. once again, u have proven to me that the ppl that seek equal rights in this county are fuckers.

> penentangan secara kolektif- di alor setar, seramai 50000 org telah berdemonstasi mengecam mcmicheal dan menentang malayan union. and u can see a whole bunch of pigs that are protesting and carrying banners.WOW. they can get 50000 ppl to just stand there and protest but they just cudnt unite and fight against the british, portugese and the japanese. absolutely brilliant. i have lost all my belief in malaysia. we're dead if we EVER go to war. and one the next pg, some wakil kanak2 mengatakan" wahai bapa2 kami, peliharalahlah hak2 kami sementara kami besar" kata2 inilah yang telah menjadi pendorong dan semangat kpd pemimpin and ahli2 kongres untk bersatu dan bejuang. KESEDARAN ITULAH YANG TELAH MENYELAMATKAN GENRASI HARI INI. i hope that kid is dead. this is extrememly fked up. peliahrala hak2 melayu? IS THAT WHAT DIS IS ABT? Ensuring that the dumbest malay kid wif no academic intelligence gets to attend Harvard university on a scholar ship?! and nextly, kesedaran itulah yanh menyelamatkan generasi hari ini. WTF. WTF. what a way to highlight my earlier point. once again its all abt the malays.

> well, in the end, the malays got whut they wanted -- sultans in charge and perlindungan istimewa.


end of bab2.



bab3
in this bab we learn abt how the chinese ppl fked the malay ppl up.

>home guard diperkenalkan. - these ppl were in charge of helping the police. theyre not even good enuf to be police. and special constables were in charge of mengawal ladang & kawasan lombong. to me, its just a fancy name for security.

>the perang saraf.- in this sub-chapter, we learn abt perpaduan org ngan org mealyu. and "white " and "black" area's were formed. how racist. the pesuruhjaya at that time was sir grald templar, he melonggarkan syarat kewarganegaraan pada 1952 and the number of chinese and indian residents went up. its says "kelonggaran syarat kewarganegaraan menunjukkan pengorbanan org melayu terhadap kaum lain. this is incredibly pissing off. PENGORBANAN??? i think i shud be on my knees thanking the god's above the malay ppl allowed US TO REMAIN HERE. OHH, teeerriiimmamaa kaaasiiihh. if it werent for us, malaysia wud still be a third world country and the malays wud still be kissing british ass.


i have not finished learning this bab so i shall continue some other day.
sincerly,
chuen hu doesnt give a damn
about this malay land.

Sunday 25 March 2007

sooo wut

fellow readers,
my loyal readers,
my readers hu have been makin the popularity scale increase,
i love u.
im happyu coz its my bday!!!
wooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
yay. shoot me.

lately, i have visted xiaoyoons blog, thinking that it might be another dumb post.

well, it wasnt.yea, heck she got back to bloggin after i made a great, honest comment like simon cowell on american idol.

simon goes "ur terrible, u can sing u cant dance.. blablala" "u look like a bush baby" "please stop, ur hurting my ears" thats critism for the ppl that reli cant sing.
all i said on her blog was "ur post are gettin worse. disappointing." DATS IT! wutsd a damn big deal??!!!

and now, on her blog she uses me as an excuse to getback to bloggin and called me insensitive. and tammy thinks im an idiot.

its times like these that makes some ppl angry, hurt and wtv,.

but i, i dont.

because i have learnt to look at the bright side!here's wut all of u can do
ACCEPT IT and other's
this is wut i did.
>> HEYY! my comments DO matter to sumone! i din waste 5 seconds of typing!!
>
>>wait a sec, XIAOUYOON AND TAMMY KNOW HU I AM!!!
>
>> be happy jc, u've left an impression on them (mind my bad grammar, i juz dunno how to make a sentence wid 'impression')
>
>>XIAOUYOON AND TAMMY TALK ABT ME IN THEIR SPARE TIME!! woohoooo!
>
>>i feel POPULAR.

ahahhahahah, see, u can make sumth bad, GOOD!! bloody hell, im good.

i felt dumb writting da post, dun blame me.


sincerly,
TJCHUEN

Saturday 17 March 2007

was K, and ALWAYS will be.

blardy hell.
juz so everyone knows, (especially su-yen) I DO NOT LIKE BEING CALLED THE EX-K.

i am K thru and thru.
u know dat i will reamin true to u,
the 'rebels' of K hu now, are very few
true to da code, made up by u know hu:
if u fk with us, FUCK U TOO!

well this is just to show my appreciation,
to this class whose shared every emotion
every answer and every solution
well, its not the name that makes its unbelievable,
its the ppl that make it unbearable
to leave,
and grieve
but believe
i am still K AND ALWAYS WILL BE
sincerly, chuen hu seriously gives a damn.

Thursday 15 March 2007

We were all to go watch a movie
xian Wei, Joshua, Sean and timothy
Lionel, fat alas and obviously,
me.
battled hard wif my mother to come
but at long last I went, wif no signs of harm
nervous, the 2 of us were as we lined up
knowing we weren’t 18, the pressure just piled up
but knowing dat the two of us looked the most grown up,
the burden was on us, we cud not juz give up.
In front of the counter Xian Wei did da talking,
all I had to do wuz look tough while standing.
the guy was convinced and the tickets were printing
in our hearts we were shouting for we were winning
when the tickets were in our hands, we could not stop smiling
round one was ours and in my heart I wuz shouting
Complimenting each other and all feeling hungry
we all wnt to burger king 2 fill up our tummy
I shall skip dis dis whole part for I find it boring.
straight to the part where we were to be watching
the great movie abt a Spartan king
against the Persian dude wid a lot of bling-bling
we were all pumped up and were already jumping
It was the second test and we cud not help grining
it was a malay pigling
he was in charge of checking and tearing
the tickets we held in out hands with such loyalty
the ticket that ensured that we got to see,
guts spilling out
Brains flying out
and u know wut dat keep xian wei’s tongue out
we cudnt wait, we were desperate and suddenly,
the guy DIN tear our ticket and asked for our ic,
ohh fk I thougt we aint getting thru. And menacingly,
”apa tahun u lahir?” he asked me
I answered “89” immedietly
when he asked whut age I wuz, I thought it was goin to be easy
”18” I answered and booyah, me gonna watch movie!
but of all ppl he pointed at jsh
young and small looking – yea that’s jsh.
the guy asked wut tingkatan he wuz in and jsh looked lost.
we’re screwed and that was it. Jsh answered 3.
fuk u jsh, y did u hafta say 3?!
now dda onli ones that can watch was timothy and me.
but wuts da point of waatchin a rated R movie,
without the 2k gang that I love so dearly
so dis is for 2k-iens, from jc, yours trully
friendhip is valued above all qualities.
just so u know, y’all are my best buddies.
so we planned to get a refund
bein wid em, u know its gonna be fun
but how abt we sneek in? the movie’s still on!
gah screw it, xian wei, our hopes are all gone.
so I walked up to the cashier once more, so confidently
asked for a refund, we should have so deservedly
but the Indian refused and tried to reason wid me
bah, he juz aint smart enuf for me.
so all he had to do wuz use gsc’s policy against me.
but when the manager came, it wuz a different story.
the fkin Chinese also cudnt fight me
but bcoz I wuz alone fighting for a refund
he used the fact that xian wei was the one that made da noise
that said we were grown boys
so in the end I had no choice.
Xian wei wasn’t present and the battle was lost.
I walked away disappointed, that my friends weren’t wid me
that they were at a café, eatin popcorn without me.
FK ALL OF Y’ALL FOR NOT BEIN BEHIND ME
but anyway, they weren’t so sore abt loosin the money,,
but I was so I had to sell my tickets
so I found a couple of idots
hu were willing to buy to tickets for 10 bux.
it was a mighty loss for me but I was in no position to fuss.
so I lost one buck in this whole incident
screw u GSC and ur fked up malay attendant.
sincerely, Chuen hu doesn’t give a damn.

Tuesday 13 March 2007

MY TURN

ok ppl, i hope u liked da last post as much as i did. but i admit. da two last post frm ME haf been retarded, dis, dat and wtv. but seriously, alas, thank u for reigniting my interest in slammin again. thank u.

as u can see, on my right, my green, beautiful chatbox is full of shit. shit frm NICE ppl, comenting on the last post and as if they didnt get da last post.. they just HAD TO ACT CUTE. i cant stand it. u know y???

well fist of all, when i read the 'cute' remarks, i get annoyed and when i look at the name of huever that wrote it, it sickens me coz the writers are NOT cutethis korean girl is cute/sexy/hot/beautiful and 100% asian. me love asian girls. u wms girls shall nv be dat hot. i LOOOOVVVEE HER. . besides cute is.. STEWIE!! yea man!! dont we all juz LOVE dis lil fella's sense of humour, his jokes and of course his voice which is like a cross between complicated englishman and brutal american. we. love. you.

well enuf of stewie. i came here to redeem myself and its exactly wut i will do.
if my fellow readers reaad in my cbox which i have on my right, u will see the lil comment by ky. she says "alas insulted me and sum shit" and if u go to her blog which i am so glad i went to, she says "dis is the best post-ending i have ever seen" damnit. I SHALL REDEEM MYSELF. I SHALL NOT BE OVERSHADOWED BY U ALAS.
well, here is wut i hafta add after dat.
as u can see, alas insulted the fact that women like choco.
well, i cant agree anymore. but i think u girls think ur hot when u say u like choco. like whenever i see a food advert, i will see a reli hot lady wif some choco in her hand. like dis >>> super slutty but at least they look alrite. imagine one of them wms girls doin it..and say it together wid me guys "eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww"
and i think my safe search was on..

well, movin on to grace's blog. she has dis reli disgusting picture of cristina aguilera. (mind my horrendous spelling) she looks like a zombie/red eyed freak. she is suppose to be hot. grace, u shud haf got a betta pic seriously. dat one is juz ugh. UGH. UGGGGHHHH. totally destroyed my image of her. thank god she aint asian.

bsides that grace, u said "i dun like choco, plz tembak me" tembak u i shall. she sure as hell dun like choco. imagine her liking choco, she wud haf more than THOSE curves. =) me jk. RELAX. IM JK. IM JK. IM JK. IM JUZ POSTING COZ IT FUNNY! please dun get pissed. u asked for it. im sry if i offended u in any way. i dun think i dare to fire her edi. PS. her blog has daaaammnn lot of junkfood that she likes. NO WONDER.
ok i shall move on. to xian wei. the boy has sum issues. he has gone thru ALOT Of phases. but to me it has always been dumbass-> dumbass-> dumb, sickass. and this is juz the first few months. sexually speakin, the boy has gone frm straight --> old ladies----> gay----> chicldren---> and finally he's an officiall animal lover. he like dogs. ew, geez. wut next? i dun noe.
BUT FRM XIAN WEI'S P.O.V, he wuz xian wei at first. a nice boy that is cute. ( i think i din noe him much when he was xian wei.) then he moved on and became micheal. a boy hu wwas so into porn that all our conversations wif him were marred by constant groaning. ( i still din noe him much, but i knew he was a sick bastard and was best of frens wid kel. i dunno hu da eff is kel. bust be his doggie or sumth) well, he went thru the most disgusting phase of his life. he became the real fat shady. whAT AN INSULT TO SLIM SHADY. (he was reli wid us liao, so i think i can desrcibe him reli well.) he started wearing contact lens which was super funny bcoz in da morining he wud look super blur and he wud do his squinty eyes and he wud ask u to hug him. ugh. and he created da "sexy" language. making everyth "sexy" frm "hu's my sexy" to "joga sexito" the poor soul finally got a scolding and repented. at least thats wut we thought. he became plain ol micheal aagain. *snigger* he wishes.
after a week of bein sober, he juz CUDNT resist the "2k" side of da force. our class was like a magnet and xw was just another metal piece of shit. but wanting the world to see dat he had changed, he became "mike the arcangel" whut a load of shit. he think he holy. seriously la. dun insult religion is wut they all ssay. but this time i juz cannot tahan. fking xianwei calling himself an archangel. i pity the church. apperantly, he's youth leader of his group. i cant help but to think dat the priests, the teachers and all are a wee bit blind. alrite hu am i kiddin. THEYRE BLIND. HOW CAN U NOT SEE DAT XW IS.. XIAN WEI!! HOW??? HOW...??
and now, the final phase up to date. he is now in "dr jeckyll and mr hyde" as u can see in his blog, www.shady1214.blogspot.com
just so u know xian wei, in ur story, when shady is goin to cut off ur balls, he says sumth and then he says " its gonna be dr jekyll and mr hyde all over again. but this time jekyll wins." just so u know xian wei, jekyll IS the good guy. DUMBASS. ANYWAY.
XIANWEI, U SUK! WE WANT SHADY! WE WANT SHADY !WE WANT SHADY!!!!!


sincerly,
TJchuen

Monday 12 March 2007

why

Chocolate.Women love it.Why?Scientist sat that it is a substitute for sex.But we all know why some ppl say they love choc and say it everywaking moment of their lives--they wana be cute.face it, u aint cute.there are other ways to attract attention.the other possible reason is ur a promiscuous,horny slut.but we all noe dat its the 1st one.
>>
>>
Overreaction often occurs in women. it is a pathetic plea for attention.like i said,there are other ways(eg.TIM)to do so.crying and sulking doesnt help.Imagine how hard it is for friends who try to comfort u to care. RMB the world DOES NOT revolve around u.

And if ur wondering,i am here to improve this blog.arrogant tho i may seem,its the truth.such mediocre content posted by JC is really degrading.

PS:EVA MENDES SUCKS SHE LOOKS SO DIRTY

Sunday 11 March 2007

i want u. to vote.




well, i have drawn three new pieces. 1st one is "biatch la u" 2nd is "tired" for i wuz tired when i drew it and lastly, its just a tribal tattoo i drew up and i think its cool,
i have decided to my hair and my options are either goin bald or i shall jut trim it. well, dis time, i wud like the readers to vote.
u can just say bald or trim in my chatbox and the end results shall determine my "new look"

ALRITE??


please VOTE!


Sincerly,
TjChuen

Saturday 10 March 2007

getting da hang of bloggin

well, yesterday, i felt terrible. therefore, if u look down, i have put everyth in huge fonts. why?
TO TAKE UP SPACE. therefore, u cant blame me for the extremely short post. HECK . I'LL EVEN SLAM MY OWN LACK OF ABILITY.

well, these are the points -
  1. totally boring.
  2. huge crappy font and words
  3. fking childish
  4. lame
  5. very emo (u cant blame me, ii was figgin tired
  6. sentences too short. make it look like "acting cute"
  7. very messy.
  8. very ky-ish, grace-ish and girl-ish
  9. wtf how da hell am i supposed to get rid of these bullets????
    PHEW. had to press shift+enter. HOW DA FARK AM I SUPPOSE TO NOE?
    WHAT DA FUK! I STILL CANT GET RID OF IT
  10. HUH ! DA HELL?!
    WHAT DA FUCK.. HEY!
  11. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH FARK IT! PISS ME OFF AGAIN
  12. AHHHHHHHH FARK

Friday 9 March 2007

totally uninspired post again.

well. i just have one word for today, tiring and annoying. but hu da fk cares. well. im sry jsh for shunning u. it was bad of me and yea. sue me.
"GOD, SO TERRIBLE LA"
"TODAY IS SO TERRIBLE"
"I FEEL FKIN TERRIBLE RITE NOW"
dat is wut u will hear on fked up days like today, i feel so fked u
p. FARK U MUTHER FKIN 'MY PICTURES' SCREW U!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOK. I FEEL MUCH BETTER. FUK IT. FUK IT. FUK IT.


SIGH. i guess i can blame my comp
ok. well, yesterday, felt inspired to create sum art, so check it out
the top one reads chuen and da bottom one reads moron. fkin computer pissin off onli. i took half a goddamned hr to post these two pics. potong steam aje.

i got 69 for maths.no course work.
sincerly,
Tjchuen

Thursday 8 March 2007

INSPIRED

KOKOKOKOKOKOKOK!!! IM BA-ACK! u see, if u got to the bottom, u wud see a reli plain post. well i wuz reli uninspired. but i shall make it up to all of u.

ok firstly, visited ky's blog, xy blog and maybe sum other girls.






hypothesis : all girls plan oon wut to post and then tell each other, and the rest of the girls followed
observation : all da girls started confessinf wut they felt, wut they hate and their love problems.and then, they started gettin all emo and my guess : they cried after they confessed. poor them.
besiedes that, they pasted all the pictures of their friens and then complimented on their friends. i bet it all started after sum attention seeking girl wantinged to know wut her friends think abt her. wanting to feel good and not odd, she asks ALL her firends to do it. knowing that her friends wont shame her on their blogs, she makes thm post it.
conclusion: the hypothesis is acceptable, and u gurls are sad.

i also checked out xw's blog. his granddad passed away. RIP ol man. moment of silence. god bless him. he was one of the greatest granddadsxian wei had.

he had alkot of pics and since i m in da scientific zone,

hypoyhesis: family members ussually look alike.


ppl hu are circled in red are all the ppl dat look alike. *snigger* as u can see clearly, the family resembalance is there. must be da same grandfather. where's junwah?! the circles are cacated bcz i wuz laughin my head off. and my hands were shaking

conclusion : the hypothesis is acceptable FOR SURE.

hahah!and, cy, I STILL HAVENT GONE FOR WRITTING CLASS. in ur FACE u bimbo.
=) chill, u like da name dun u!



since i havent got to chinese new yr, i shall start now. ok, skip da part on me explaining the meaning of CNY and trying to be funny. well, i gambled and won 60 bux max. and i got bullied for my lousy hokkien. my cousins made me eat the damn pigs head and i swear, by the next day, i had grown abt 10 pimples. but i like it, dats wat cuzins are for. EXCEPT FOR ONE CUZ HU IS EXTERMELY FKED UP. y'all al noe i haf curly hair rite? an i let grow long rite? sso dis year i got alot of attention. and dis fked up cuzin whose name i dun remember, hu has been seeing me EVERYGODDAMNED YEAR SINCE I WUZ BORN, comes up to me and says " ur hair nice ah, waah, long time nv see u liao, the last tim i saw u ah, u baby u noe? (gestures hand motion to show me an infants height) " WAT DA FARK!!!!!!!!

i haf a rough sketch of him. now imagine him talkin in hokkien.

he is an ass hole and he is a dumb shit. dropped out of skool and is selling hp or sumth. I HATE U.
and hes my dad's sister's son.. poor aunty. total jackass of a son.
well, dun reli haf much to say, reunion dinners dat cost 800 bux are crap and dun eat it unless ur cuzin forces u to.



exams.

exams came and went, nth to add to dat and juz so u know, i got 70 for sej! and i onli got 3 for my coursework.

sincerly,
Tjchuen

of riders, hot girls and new year (plus. plus)

well by the looks of it.. my blog seems to be THE blog at the moment. with sensational posts and amazing p.o.vs, the onli reason im not at the top iz bcoz i havent posted for another month.
well, it wuz exams and oso coz my dad din wanna move our compiuter to da new hse. no big.
peako asked me to arrange it neater so i shall listen. for his opinion matters more than anyone's frm my form.
frm this week onwards, all u readers will recieve the insights frm a chubby boy by the name of alastair. he will join my blog and.. u know la
ok. lets gt down to da real stuff.

as u know, we had half day b4 chinese new yr. so me, jsh, lionel, john and ian went to check out GHOST RIDER!!

yea yea, super cool trailer, super cool visual effects but u know wut it lacks? A WHOLE DAMN STORY LINE and of course, FIGHT SCENES

da fkin show was so terrible, joshua turned around and when he turned back, a WHOLE gaddmaned fight scene was over. AND DA BAD GUY IS WATER ELEMENT!! SHUDNT WATER KILL FIRE?! AND ALL GHOST RIDER DID WAS SAY "SUPRISE" AND poof one bad guy down. i swear ther was only one punch thrown the whole movie.



lousy actor lousy humour and lousy potray of the devil himself. thank god for eva mendez

this btw is not eva mendez. but she's hot so she deserves soime space on my blog.
this hottie onda right might not looka as hot as da one on da left but dun compare.
"sooooooooooooooooo hooot laaaa. im so glad i came to chuen's blog" that is wut the guys think.
girls, all u can do is marvel and say to urslelf. "no big, i have INNER beauty" hahaha no one cares.

ok. now to chinese new year.
im not in da mood to blog now. gimme 3 hrs.
sincerly, Tjchuen