specifically, a music video programme?
well, i found myself in that situation this very day.
fact,
only three songs can be fit into a whole half an hour.
fact ,
advertisements HAVE to be songs.
fact, malaysia is made of sad sad idiots
why i say someth like dat?
ok, u knw all those little chat logs at the bottom of the screen when the music video is played where one has to pay an ammount to sms whateva they want and it wud be displayed for the whole nation?
well, this programme is making big bux all right. ppl actually have conversations on that chat log.
and talk abt reaching out to other races, there were tons of ppl smsing in MALAY. when they cud sms in tamil. i might be making conclusions a wee bit too early but i seriously have no idea what else could this mean.
so i came up with a few reasons
1. the person is malay. respects to SUNTV, they actually lured MALAY ppl into watching a HINDU channel.
OR
i shall put it in malay incase the person who i am talking abt happens to watch this. ENGKAU INI MEMANG KASIHAN LA.
2. indian ppl are seeking ways to be degrade themselves.
2. indian ppl are seeking ways to be degrade themselves.
OR
indian ppl just find the malay language sexy. i mean, what could be more sexy than a language that stresses upon foul words frm other races?
OR
speaking the malay language in ur everyday life will increase ur chances of deceiving ppl that u ARE indeed malay and lay a malay girl with a richass father whoe earned his money the malay way.
3. u want to stand out and u cant think of a better possible way to make heads turn besides screaming "IM INDIAN BUT I SPEAK MALAY!"
4. u wake up one day and u just say to youself "u knw wut? life just isnt meaningful enough if u dont make fun of urself and laugh." so u decide to hit the motherload of all jackass stunts and speak malay. i mean u can videotape urself and post it on youtubes and get comments like "whoa wtf, that was rad man!"
" shit u got balls man"
"fuck! ur my fkin idol"
"fkin awesome shit dude."
5. u have no indian friends
6. u figure lepak-ing in malls is ur way of life.
7. u feel that there is not enough controversy in ur life and what better way than to get a headstart than speaking malay while being indian?
8. u want to be the britney spears of malaysia. britney did this did that well eat this britney! im indian but im speaking malay! whose the bigger wreck NOW?
9. ur motto is "what doesnt kill u makes u stronger"hence u welcome the daily beating ups.
10. u may watch bollywood, but in truth, ur greatest passion is lousy vocals and shitty lyrics sung by our boys in brown!
heck i could go on all day but that should be it for the day.
now, i would like to comment abt this indian music vid i saw. HECK its not ur usual field dancing song.
picture this.
its downtown bombay, a gang of strong and buffed up indian men have captured a beautiful lady-passerby which coincidentaly happens to be our leading actress! noone dares to do a thing. the town is scred stiff!
she screams in tamil and opens her eyes so widely u feel she must be really dedicated to her job.
THEN.
a motorcycle aproaches. a big fierce harley davidson kind of bike. but there is no rider! but alas, there is! he is lying down on his bike while his bike speeds at 130km/h toward the bad guys.
THEN
the bike breaks so dramaticaly that the rider is flung out into the air. but he manages to land on both feet while winking.
THEN
out of nowhere a guitar appears and our handsome bearded rider starts to play his guitar and all of a sudden the town begins to dance behind him all equiped with acoustic guitars waiting to kickass! did i meantion they were scared stiff in the beginning?
THEN
out hero start shooting out of his GUITAR. and he manages to catch his beautiful damsel in distress. he looks at her. she looks at him.
THEN
they break out into a victory dance and in the meantime backup arrives. so the hero dances and kills almost every man to hold someth. i cud have sworn he shot a guy holding a banana. this continues for a good 7 minutes.
THEN
the boss arrives. he steals our heroes GUITAR. the townsfolk as scred silly AGAIN. but our hero has a few tricks up his sleeve. he reaches out and grabs the guitar case and shoots a rocket at out boss. the town explodes and the bad guys fly into the sky the way power rangers do when they get shot. INCREDIBLE. absolutely MAGNIFICENT.
someth else i saw on tele.
u know the profitable plots advert?
isnt it ridiculous?
u knw the one with steve macman and bryan robson?
"hey robbie, u heard of profitable plots? i bought one"
yea macca, i bought two
"u bought two??? i onli bought one"
the acting is SOOO horrible its funny. dont quit ur day job mates.
3. u want to stand out and u cant think of a better possible way to make heads turn besides screaming "IM INDIAN BUT I SPEAK MALAY!"
4. u wake up one day and u just say to youself "u knw wut? life just isnt meaningful enough if u dont make fun of urself and laugh." so u decide to hit the motherload of all jackass stunts and speak malay. i mean u can videotape urself and post it on youtubes and get comments like "whoa wtf, that was rad man!"
" shit u got balls man"
"fuck! ur my fkin idol"
"fkin awesome shit dude."
5. u have no indian friends
6. u figure lepak-ing in malls is ur way of life.
7. u feel that there is not enough controversy in ur life and what better way than to get a headstart than speaking malay while being indian?
8. u want to be the britney spears of malaysia. britney did this did that well eat this britney! im indian but im speaking malay! whose the bigger wreck NOW?
9. ur motto is "what doesnt kill u makes u stronger"hence u welcome the daily beating ups.
10. u may watch bollywood, but in truth, ur greatest passion is lousy vocals and shitty lyrics sung by our boys in brown!
heck i could go on all day but that should be it for the day.
now, i would like to comment abt this indian music vid i saw. HECK its not ur usual field dancing song.
picture this.
its downtown bombay, a gang of strong and buffed up indian men have captured a beautiful lady-passerby which coincidentaly happens to be our leading actress! noone dares to do a thing. the town is scred stiff!
she screams in tamil and opens her eyes so widely u feel she must be really dedicated to her job.
THEN.
a motorcycle aproaches. a big fierce harley davidson kind of bike. but there is no rider! but alas, there is! he is lying down on his bike while his bike speeds at 130km/h toward the bad guys.
THEN
the bike breaks so dramaticaly that the rider is flung out into the air. but he manages to land on both feet while winking.
THEN
out of nowhere a guitar appears and our handsome bearded rider starts to play his guitar and all of a sudden the town begins to dance behind him all equiped with acoustic guitars waiting to kickass! did i meantion they were scared stiff in the beginning?
THEN
out hero start shooting out of his GUITAR. and he manages to catch his beautiful damsel in distress. he looks at her. she looks at him.
THEN
they break out into a victory dance and in the meantime backup arrives. so the hero dances and kills almost every man to hold someth. i cud have sworn he shot a guy holding a banana. this continues for a good 7 minutes.
THEN
the boss arrives. he steals our heroes GUITAR. the townsfolk as scred silly AGAIN. but our hero has a few tricks up his sleeve. he reaches out and grabs the guitar case and shoots a rocket at out boss. the town explodes and the bad guys fly into the sky the way power rangers do when they get shot. INCREDIBLE. absolutely MAGNIFICENT.
someth else i saw on tele.
u know the profitable plots advert?
isnt it ridiculous?
u knw the one with steve macman and bryan robson?
"hey robbie, u heard of profitable plots? i bought one"
yea macca, i bought two
"u bought two??? i onli bought one"
the acting is SOOO horrible its funny. dont quit ur day job mates.
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