why on earth cant we bring our water bottles in when every paper has an average duration of 1:55 hours?!
its horrible! plopping ur fat arse on a plastic chair in a freezing cold room for 2 hours while looking blankly at each question, waiting for divine intervention and then u breath out a sigh of disappointment and u almost faint coz your breath stinks so bad that it give you a mental block for half an hour.
WE NEED WATER.
didn't anyone read the importance of water in the nutrition chapter of biology?!
and to make matters worse, ur lips start cracking and bleeding and well eating is not as enjoyable as it used to be.
so, why. the. fuck. cant we bring our bottles in?
lets see:
- the student might slip some exam notes beneath the plastic sheet that covers the bottle. the plastic sheet that tears immediately when even the teeniest amount of force is applied.
- students will get distracted by their bottles. yeah i can see the sense in that. my bottle, it carries water. omg i could stare at it all day.
- the water bottle could carry clues. yeah assuming we had no fucking clue what a cylinder looked like and that the chemical content of the water could save us from failing our chem paper.
- we could be storing brain enhancers in our water bottles. oh wait, thats a pretty brilliant idea. (i kid, i kid)
- we might spill our water. cause well 5 year olds do it and it just makes sense that a 17 year old would do it too. mmhmmm, 5 year olds soil themselves too. do u see me making mud pies as well? (please exclude XWei from no5)
it just defies logic.
signed,
jchuen.
twat, my mouth hurts.
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