its MAY

its May
to be exact its May Day
may you have fun in may
maybe i will
cause some mayhem
with mayonaise
mate with a male mayfly
you better make way.

i have the flu.

its horrible.

Symptoms of influenza can start quite suddenly one to two days after infection. Usually the first symptoms are chills or a chilly sensation, but fever is also common early in the infection, with body temperatures as high as 39 °C (approximately 103 °F). Many people are so ill that they are confined to bed for several days, with aches and pains throughout their bodies, which are worst in their backs and legs.[1] Symptoms of influenza may include:


Body aches, especially joints and throat
Coughing and sneezing
Extreme coldness and fever
Fatigue
Headache
Irritated watering eyes
Nasal congestion
Reddened eyes, skin (especially face), mouth, throat and nose
Abdominal pain (in children with influenza B)[52]

It can be difficult to distinguish between the common cold and influenza in the early stages of these infections,[2] but usually the symptoms of the flu are more severe than their common cold equivalents.

its passed frm mammal to mammal so it must've been passed to me frm someone. hope that someone dies.

on a lighter note,

Manchester United are in the UEFA champions league FINALS.

we come up against Chelsea and i have a good feeling Manchester United will paint moscow RED.