dirty old bitch.

lol wat a fucking great swear word.

isn't it just fan-tastic?

like u just start yelling and u shout " XXX YOU....

diiiirty.

old

bitch!

put it all togetherrrrr....

"the good old days are here motherfucker, oopsiee im terribly sorry i meant GRANDmotherfucker."

tim. hide that blasted erection of yours

i'll die.

lets blog abt the exams!!!

i'll skip the boring parts. besides hu comes to a blog and wants to listen to whining and moaning?

it was FUN.

HECK, i only wish i sat next to more.. ermmm intellectual individuals. yeah.

but to the funny part COMPUTER!!

in one question they asked us this :

list FOUR elements needed to have an internet connection.(something like dat)

this is what i put :

1. electricity


2. wires


3. and 4. list examples of wires

extra element: modem!

this is what mark william chew put:

1. buy a modem


2. set tcp/icp(just when u think he gets it....)


3. dun use internet when raining or it will destroy the modem. trust me. (i swear on my granny's grave he wrote "trust me")


4. enjoy

xtra element :
you can use internet explorer or mozilla firefox.i recommend mozilla firefox

the cheeky mother fucker.

just when u think that is the pits u read alastair's answers :

1. earth


2. wind


3. fire


4. water

xtra element:phychic

gotta catch'em all

"there's no way you're going to get a quote from us to use on your book cover" Metropolitan Police spokesperson on graffiti genius Banksy.

maaan..

a father asks his son "why do u workout and yet remain so thin?" 

before the boy replies, the mom shouts out "ya laah, everyday waste 13g of proteins dunno how many times a day.."

  

guess what it means.

got it?  

poor boy eh?

=(

holy fucking shit.

i had the best dream of my life.

here's how it goes. 

me in class. gets addmaths paper 2. 

EVERY QUESTION I ANSWERED WAS CORRECT.

i might have thought of  believing in god after getting it.

it was so real!  xian wei got ZERO.  

                                                             it MADE SENSE!

then the setting totally changes and this is when i found out it was a dream

i was banging this hot asian chick.  maaan..

snap back to reality.  and lost 13g of protein in the process

yes, i'll remain thin for a long long time.

cheers.

glorious anger

i recently visited this form2's blog i have no idea wat his name was or wat he looks like but he sure sounds alot like xian wei and i.

 the immature rantings.

 the "why-why-shud-i-give-a-shit" attittude.

 the anger. all bottled up and explosive.

 using the blog as a battlefield.

 attack by attack launched at anyone and anything.

 beautiful.

 magnificent.

 tear-jerking.

its true wat they say. jackasses are like mushrooms. 

ok i gtg. topic will come up after exams tho. 

sincerely, 

TjChuen

"Fucking with a rubber is like smelling a flower with a gas mask." - Ata 'Toast' Bozaci. world renown graffiti writer.

its MAY

its May
to be exact its May Day
may you have fun in may
maybe i will
cause some mayhem
with mayonaise
mate with a male mayfly
you better make way.

i have the flu.

its horrible.

Symptoms of influenza can start quite suddenly one to two days after infection. Usually the first symptoms are chills or a chilly sensation, but fever is also common early in the infection, with body temperatures as high as 39 °C (approximately 103 °F). Many people are so ill that they are confined to bed for several days, with aches and pains throughout their bodies, which are worst in their backs and legs.[1] Symptoms of influenza may include:


Body aches, especially joints and throat
Coughing and sneezing
Extreme coldness and fever
Fatigue
Headache
Irritated watering eyes
Nasal congestion
Reddened eyes, skin (especially face), mouth, throat and nose
Abdominal pain (in children with influenza B)[52]

It can be difficult to distinguish between the common cold and influenza in the early stages of these infections,[2] but usually the symptoms of the flu are more severe than their common cold equivalents.

its passed frm mammal to mammal so it must've been passed to me frm someone. hope that someone dies.

on a lighter note,

Manchester United are in the UEFA champions league FINALS.

we come up against Chelsea and i have a good feeling Manchester United will paint moscow RED.