Friday, 24 April 2009

omg! fucking funny shit!!

The groats are coarsely ground to make oatmeal, or cut into small pieces to make Grace steel-cut Trisha, or are first steamed,Mr Chin then flattened to make rolled oats.xiao yun The quick-cooking rolled  are cut into small pieces before being steamed keng yee and rolled. "Instant" oatmeal 

isFUCKINGpre-cooked and dried, usually with sweetenerFUCKING HILARIOUSand flavor Trisha.[1] Oatmeal is used to make porridge, as an ingredient in cheng yee oatmeal cookies and oat cakes, or as an accent,KAR YAU as in the JO topping onTrishamany oat bran breads and the coating on Caboc cheeseSuyen Oatmeal is also sometimes used to describe porridge which includes Mark william the bran or fibrous husk as well as the oat kernel ryan terrence pereira or groat.[2] It is also used as a thickener in some foods such as canned chili con carne.

 Oatmeal is also used KAR YAU some alcoholic drinks,jo cosmeticsTrisha soaps, external FUCKING BULLSHIT medical treatments, andGraceis sometimes added to animal Joshua feed products.There has been increasing interest in oatmeal PENIS in recent years due to FUCKING HILARIOUS beneficial health effects.

 Daily consumptionKAR YAUof a bowl of oatmeal can lower blood cholesterol, due to its soluble fiber content.] timothyAfter reports found that oats can help lower XIAN WEI cholesterol, an "oat bran craze" swept the U.S. in the late 1980s, peaking in 1989. The food Grace was short-lived and faded LIonel by the early 1990s. 

Grace popularity of oatmeal Trisha and other oat products again increased after the January 1997 FUCKING by the Food and Ms Leong Drug Administration that food with aFUCKING HILARIOUS lot of oat bran or rolled oats can carry a label claiming it may reduce the risk of heart disease, when combined with a low-fat diet.

 This is because of the beta-glucan inME the oats. Rolled oats have also long been a staple of many athletes' diets, especially Suyen weight trainers; given oatmeal's high content of complex daniel carbohydratesKAR YAUand water-soluble fiber which encourages slow Trisha and stabilises blood-glucose levels. 





readers,
it can be concluded that most people that visit blogs which are written by bloggers they actually know, not because they are interested in what that individual has to say; but because they want to know if they themselves or their friends were mentioned and if they were, for what reason and when. therefore, as long as there are random names all over a post, people will read it. Be it an oatmeal article or a technical manual, if his/her name is there.. they'll read it.


yours truly, jc.

Saturday, 21 March 2009

Daaaamn.

Now being hypocritical would be to disagree with my header. 
unless ur a girl, fag or a racist 
Come to think of it, which coloured eye would you prefer? I personally felt that the green one was really  exotic and hot. So yes. Green. maybe its a lil biased because my favourite colour is green. BUT you cant deny.. green really goes well with blonde.  

cheers, Chuen.

Friday, 13 March 2009

new header!

gosh, my header makes me look like a complete hypocritical asshole. no?

but moving on. The 1st term exams were a waste of time. literally. subtracted so much time from my precious sleep waking up at 2 just to study. 
but hold on, then what time do u sleep you must be wondering. eight. i sleep at eight immediately after my dinner. so yes, i am nocturnal. 

but the only joy from the exams is the look i get when i tell people after a paper that it was fucking easy. when its not. they look magnificently stupefied. stunned. and they have WTF written all over their faces and then they agree with you. but unconvincingly. and then i walk away sniggering while the poor fella is panicking. mind you, i only do it to people i know had a hard time like me. 

but aside from that we had our civics paper today which was an absolute waste of time. 
one of the questions: tuliskan ayat yang akan memeberi dorongan kpd org yang di dalam gambaran

and then theres this pic of two ppl with one girl talking about her misfortune. and then another with an empty speech bubble you're suppose to fill up.

: banjir semalam telah memusnahkan seluruh rumah saya dan semua harta saya. keluarga saya telah terpaksa tinggal di rumah kebajikan.
: CELAKA PUNYA BANJIR! tak apa tak apa. u perlu apa u tanya saya ok?


unfortunate girl my answer

i honestly hate these kind of fucking questions. im 17. im not four where i roll on the floor laughing at someone's misfortune. so i do not see a point in giving you a straight answer which is going to be exactly the same as any tom, dick and harry's  answer. besides its funny. i spent a whole minute laughing at the many possible answers that sprouted in my head. the kinds of questions they asked. if i even wrote a fraction of the shit that came up in my head.. but i didnt. i didnt. see? turning over a new leaf ladies and gentlemen. 

i cant believe i was the only one that actually watched the match between manu and inter at 3:30am on thursday. coincidentally on the same day as add maths and chem. so i ended up splitting 3 and a half hours of studying between the two subjects. 
pretty bad idea as chem and add maths sucked. like really bad. 

 cheers, jc.

Saturday, 21 February 2009

u had a bad day.

Gosh, today is one of those days where everything just goes wrong.

okay so went to detention. reason: going to lunch assembly late.
reaches at 6:45 just because dad had golf to rush to.
so i went to the mamak and read the papers for like an hour or so.
went to school, saw a certain somebody which i shall not name for reasons that shan't be explained. (she sent xw to the office on friday.) and she was in charge of us. yes, i know.

community service.
u know this is why u should NOT give a broom each to 14 teenage boys and expect something else instead of chaos.
everyone gets hyper as hell and we start trashing things and everyone starts role playing. (i for one got to play harry potter, a jedi and tiger woods) *not proud of it*and i caught everything on video camera (which din register onto the memory card i dont know why) (oh wait. HOLY SHIT ITS IN MY IMAGES) 
but heres the thing. The golden rule.
YOU DONT FUCKING MESS AROUND WHEN THE WHOLE SCHOOL IS FULL OF PREFECTS AND PREFECT TEACHERS. 
flipping leadership camp
so the recordings become an incident and Naresh actually checks my phone and lets just say he got more than he bargained for. and the rest is history.


Han wei. they gave everyone a broom except me.i got an empty bucket. so i gave it to han wei.

btw, i just realized.. there's this hilarious video of me 'slapping' him and its incredibly funny

cheers fellas.
chuen.

Monday, 2 February 2009

love poem

Beyond watching eyes
With sweet and tender kisses
Our souls reached out to each other
In breathless wonder

And when i awoke
From a vast and smiling peace
I found you bathed in morning light
Quietly studying
All the messages on my phone

-Banksy

Sunday, 1 February 2009

Bedroom Boom -ying yang twins feat. avant

[Verse 1]
Listen baby, sometimes I know I be playin but set aside the bullshit, I'ma grown ass man. 
Whats to understand that I love to fuck, Can I hit it from the back or put ya ass in a buck? 
Screamin Shawty what's up(sup), are we fuckin' are what(what), We aint got nothin to discuss im simply tryin to bust nuts. 
The temperatures risin', We reachin the bed, Ya eyes begin to roll in the back of ya head. 

[Verse 2]
Bangin' Headboards, The loud noise, The sound of you screamin. 
Turn me on cus it sound like you singin'. 
Sayin my name constantly(constantly), Sayin' daddy keep fuckin me(fuckin me). 
Get it how you want it long as you keep lovin' me(lovin me). 
Put ya thing down, 
Boom the bedroom do it right(uh), 
And it jus might be a long night, Alright, 
Now be Quiet(yea) you dont want them to hear us outside, 
let me get on bottom while you ride. 

[Chorus]
Bedroom Boom, (Thats whats goin down tonight), 
Bedroom Boom, (Let me do ya body right), 
My bed will be boomin' for you... (boom boom, boom boom) 
Bedroom boom, (All between the sheets baby) 
Bedroom boom, (I wanna drive you crazy), 
My bed will be boomin for you(ooohh ohh). 

[Verse 3 (Avant)]
It feels like heaven when were off in this room together. 
I Can hear the music playin, then I hear ya voice sayin, 
"Ohh daddy now jus give it to me right there." "Ohh baby, Take a handfull of my hair." 
Cus you like it rough (rough) cant get enough (nough). 
Cus im the type of nigga thats gon fill you up, like a cup. 
And make this love thing overflow, 
I wont stop until ya body's tellin me so. 
Sheets gettin' sticky from the strawberries and whipped cream, 
If these walls could talk they would say this is one hell of a scene. 
Now you movin ya body jus like a gymnist, 
From the bed to the dresser, All type a' crazy shit. 
Faces tellin me stories, Body's hot and so horny, 
Hittin it from the rear, Wanna wisper somethin in yo ear. "I'm gonna love you all night... I promise." 

[Chorus 2]
Bedroom boom, (Bedroom boom!!) 
Bedroom boom, (I can hear it baby!) 
My bed will be boomin' for you, (We'll be Fuckin all night, yesssss..) 
Bedroom boom, (Hittin yo body!) 
Bedroom boom, (Like boom boom boom!) 
My bed will be boomin' for you, (My bed will be shakin', til' the screws come loose, while im off in it) 

[Verse 4]
Boom goes the bedroom, Behind closed doors, And the bedroom depends on how far things go. 
You move slow, I move fast when you off in that ass, But you hittin' that mothafucker like everytime yo last. 
Spread yo legs like a bald eagle, Work that back, Move like a snake when you do dat dat. 
Now be quiet, You dont want them to hear us outside. 
Let me get on bottom while you ride. 

[Verse 5]
You hotter than an eye on an stove(Yea) Temptation got ya outta control, (Mmm Hmmm), You tremblin' like you
out in the cold, You screamin' you cant take it no more. Beat the pussy so bad we done fell on the flo.
(Can you believe it?) Throw our clothes in the kitchen and in the garage. All this love is waitin for you
like im El' DeBarge. See my dick stay hard. (Oh) And its gon stay cocked. (Yes) If a bitch fuck wit me she
gettin her cherry popped. 

[Chorus 3]
Bedroom boom, (This is serious business, Baby) 
Bedroom boom, (What goes on in this room, So amazing..) 
My bed will be boomin' for you, (It makes me wanna say Boom! boom! Booooom!) 
Bedroom boom, Bedroom boom, (Stay right there, down there!)
My bed will be boomin' for you (I can feel it, and it feels amazing!)

Boom Boom, Boom Boom(Fades)


12 days..  its been that long 
but i will
keep strong
n carry on
n on.