finally, my god*#%*&@! lousy stone age crap of a computer finally allowed me to blog. i swear, i waited so long, i almost lost my inspiration to blog. but u readers can thank ur lucky stars.




ok, today i shall slam wannabe's. i admit, i can be a wannabe some times... but da "nigga" im gonna slam - he makes me look normal.

dis is how my conversation wid vimmeshen on9 went
REMEMBER HIS NAME IS VIMMESHEN AKA INDIAN NAME.
vimmeshen in blue. me in black.


and da highlights are added by me.

* ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™ (tjc_56@hotmail.com)
* (co)DJdK(8) (vimesshen_91@hotmail.com)

(12:00 AM) (co)DJdK(8): hi
(12:00 AM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: hey
(12:01 AM) (co)DJdK(8): wats ur namw
(12:01 AM) (co)DJdK(8): /
(12:01 AM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: jc
(12:01 AM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: u?
(12:01 AM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: vimmeshen?
(12:01 AM) (co)DJdK(8): yap
(12:01 AM) (co)DJdK(8): how old r u/
(12:01 AM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: 15
(12:03 AM) (co)DJdK(8): wat skewl u in/
(12:04 AM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: wms. enuf abt me
(12:04 AM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: u?
(12:04 AM) (co)DJdK(8): wms/
(12:05 AM) (co)DJdK(8): wat skewl u in/
(12:05 AM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: huh?
(12:06 AM) (co)DJdK(8): wat school u in/
(12:06 AM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: wesley methodist
(12:06 AM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: u?
(12:06 AM) (co)DJdK(8) has changed his/her personal message to "C0me ON ppl Nudg3 mE in SuPP0rt Of liverpool!!!!"
(12:07 AM) (co)DJdK(8): im frm smk bdr sri damansara
(12:08 AM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: ur a dude?
(12:09 AM) (co)DJdK(8): yea im a nigga
(12:09 AM) (co)DJdK(8): u/
(12:09 AM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: dat was a ques if ur a guy or a gal not ur race.
(12:10 AM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: but im a chink, bitch (yes i started it, but if i din, we wudnt have go our topic for today!)
(12:10 AM) (co)DJdK(8): u called me bitch/
(12:10 AM) (co)DJdK(8): wats a chink/
(12:11 AM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: hmm.. u call urself a nigga, wid slang and shit and u dun know wut a chink is?
(12:11 AM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: well, its chinese
(12:11 AM) (co)DJdK(8): ooo prik don start it
(12:12 AM) (co)DJdK(8): in ma ghetto der aint shit called chink
(12:13 AM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: yea.. u got niggaz wid they lil dots in they heads singing tamil tunes
(12:13 AM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: yea youse a nigga
(12:14 AM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: u sum poof, bitch
(12:14 AM) (co)DJdK(8): i noe im an idian but born breed a nigga soo shove dat dit up ur chinky little ass
(12:14 AM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: why dun u check wut street slang is on wiki?
(12:15 AM) (co)DJdK(8): u all souped up wit ur kicks aint prove dat u slicy little prick\
(12:15 AM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: dont go round calling ur slef a nigga juz coz u black.
(12:15 AM) (co)DJdK(8): den call ma self a chink/
(12:15 AM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: no call urself an indian, coz there aint no slang for indian.
(12:16 AM) (co)DJdK(8): niggaz=black=niggaz
(12:17 AM) (co)DJdK(8): gt dat rite
(12:17 AM) (co)DJdK(8): punk
(12:17 AM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: tell me, did u get da line" u all souped up wit ur kicks aint prove dat u slicy little prick\" frm a breakdance battle video?
(12:18 AM) (co)DJdK(8): i make ma own lines coz like i said born n bred
(12:18 AM) (co)DJdK(8): im a nigga
(12:23 AM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: u some indian dumbshit dat watches tamil videos on ntv7
(12:23 AM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: hey , hey i aint no self porclaimed nigga
(12:23 AM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: proclaimed**
(12:23 AM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: im a chink
(12:23 AM) (co)DJdK(8): ha ha ntv7
(12:24 AM) (co)DJdK(8): u shov ur control in2 ur aass jus 2 watch dat channel
(12:24 AM) (co)DJdK(8): /
(12:24 AM) (co)DJdK(8): man ur sick
(12:24 AM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: man ur dumb.
(12:24 AM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: zzzzzzzzz
(12:25 AM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: when u get ur brains, get bak to me k?
(12:25 AM) (co)DJdK(8): wow dat hit me soo hard dude
(12:25 AM) (co)DJdK(8): wow
(12:37 PM) (co)DJdK(8): i wonde wers ur coz mine is sittin up were its supposed 2 b
(12:37 PM) (co)DJdK(8): ohh yea u run u fucKIn chink
Session Start: Saturday, May 12, 2007

* ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™ (tjc_56@hotmail.com)
* (co)DJdK(8) (vimesshen_91@hotmail.com)

(11:03 PM) (co)DJdK(8): yo cHink
(11:16 PM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: hey indian
(11:17 PM) (co)DJdK(8): nigga man
(11:17 PM) (co)DJdK(8): don start it b
(11:17 PM) (co)DJdK(8): i aint wan sHIt frm ya
(11:18 PM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: lovely english
(11:18 PM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™:a nigga with no sense of grammar.
(11:18 PM) (co)DJdK(8): yeah improvin on ma grammer sHit
(11:19 PM) (co)DJdK(8): niggas do gv shit 2 gramer its all white apes foul play
(11:21 PM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: oh gawd.
(11:21 PM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: are u actin like a dumbfuk or are u one?
(11:21 PM) (co)DJdK(8): like i said don mess wit me b
(11:22 PM) (co)DJdK(8): im nt plannin 2 screw ya bt ill can surely fit it in ma schedule
(11:22 PM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: zzz
(11:23 PM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: ohh, big and mighty nigga. do u have balls in da first place?
(11:24 PM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: for the way u talk with all ur lil emoticons.. u look like a gay indian
(11:24 PM) (co)DJdK(8): fuck ass chink
(11:24 PM) (co)DJdK(8): im ball n i hv em all fine tucked in
(11:25 PM) (co)DJdK(8): don screw on sum white ass jokes here
(11:25 PM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: "im ball"?
(11:25 PM) (co)DJdK(8): p.s
(11:25 PM) (co)DJdK(8): thanks 4 da mighty
(11:25 PM) (co)DJdK(8): u wan me 2 spell it rite little shit
(11:25 PM) (co)DJdK(8): bald
(11:25 PM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: WTF?
(11:26 PM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: do u know wut i mean by balls?
(11:26 PM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: testicles genius, testicles not ur hairstyle dumbshit
(11:26 PM) (co)DJdK(8): i was sayin out ma hair u fuck head
(11:27 PM) (co)DJdK(8): n u say ur a fuckin jew in eng
(11:27 PM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: when did i ask u abt ur hairstyle and when did i say im a jew?
(11:27 PM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: zzz
(11:28 PM) (co)DJdK(8): man i say wat i wan coz im da game
(11:32 PM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: seriouly, u retard. are u acting dumb ah?
(11:32 PM) (co)DJdK(8): man im nigga n i speak nigga
(11:33 PM) (co)DJdK(8): i don speak dumshit waYs of da chink
(11:33 PM) (co)DJdK(8): soo PEACE
(11:33 PM) (co)DJdK(8): OUT
(11:34 PM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: peace out is positive btw. so its not insulting. are u readin frm a book or sumth?
(11:35 PM) (co)DJdK(8): man soo u write a book scalled nigga 4 dummies coz edr aint a shit dam book bout dat
(11:35 PM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: u sure, indian?
(11:36 PM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: suk balls la. u seriously have no brains whatsoever.
(11:37 PM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: reli, u are an insult to humanity. u are a disgrace to ur family. get a life la.
(11:38 PM) (co)DJdK(8): wow now ur a jew pastor
(11:38 PM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: the homo-sapien name is tainted by u. u are equivalent to a dumb monkey.
(11:38 PM) (co)DJdK(8): fuck off jew
(11:38 PM) (co)DJdK(8): i hate em
(11:38 PM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: zzz
(11:39 PM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: are u hindu?
(11:42 PM) (co)DJdK(8): man im a free thinker dude bt carrier a cross tatoo on ma chest
(11:42 PM) (co)DJdK(8): n a skeleton tatoo on ma bald head
(11:42 PM) (co)DJdK(8): which u don hv da balls 2 do
(11:42 PM) (co)DJdK(8): oh yea 4gt ur a jew
(11:43 PM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: ok la.. u seriously have no brains. i shall blog abt ur stupidity.



da conversation says it all, i dun have to type abt it.
p.s im NOT a jew and he's a liverpool fan.


i got meself a timbaland and gymclass heroes album. TOTALLY FKIN AWESOME.

no title again as usual

ok to lighten up all my readers mood, i shall share with all of u a sms my friend recieved
>
>>"there are 4 types of women when having sex. one,asthmatic - ah...ahh..ahhhh..ahhhhh. two, obedient - yes...yes...yes..ohh yess.. three, greedy - more..more.. please.. moreeee. last but not least, religious - oh..oh...oh my GAAAAWWDDD... GAWD!
>
yeaaaaaa. anyway, no mood to blog. ciao.

lecehlah title.

ok first of all,
YELLOW HOUSE WON!!!!!!!!
YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLOOOOOOWWWWWWWW HOOOOUUUUUUSSSSEEEE!!!!!!
and second of all, i must say, blue house, WE BEAT U BIATCH!!!!!!
and thirdly, green, ur glory days are up . the next few years shall only be a competition betwwen ur hse and red.
and lastly, red. well i need not say anything. u guys lost by abt 100++ points. the points kinda tell it all.
>
>
>ok, lately i randomly checked out other ppls blog. and since i was so lucky, igot a korean pop fanatics bllog filled with sickening pics of korean lady-men that makes u think they take astrogen pills. geez.

hypothesis : korean pop lady-men are GAY (whuts a gay colour?).observations: first of all, i have circled the lady-bugger in yellow. dis girl-guy wtv is disgusting.
look how he is holding his crotch. and looking at da camera like sanjaya on american idol. sickening. well dun balme him entirely, as u can see where i have circled in blue, one gay guy is glady grabbing da yellow-circled lady-guy's penis. and as u can see there, the OTHER gay guys is pointing towards where all da action is goin on. look at his jealous smirk. ew.

on da left hand side, look at the two gay men, both ahve da smae hair colour and look at pink-circle- he is clearly grabbing yellow circles ass. and i'm sure green circle is joining in da fun too.

conclusion: hypothesis is acceptable and kids, girls, guys for ur own sake DONT watch korean pop or jap pop. they biological metabalism is seriously messed up.

ok, to all da girls that have ever been insulted/humiliated/name's which i have mispelled unintentionally, i am sry. VVEEEERRRRRYYY SRYY. U LIKE CHOCS AND I DONT DESERVE TO SLAM IT. Its just a personal preference.GOt IT.

nextly, im sry xiaoyun forev er spelling ur name wrongly. i shud have checked ur name b4 i used it in my blog. ur blog is VERY captivating. i wud nv have known u lost ur purse.

secondly, im am very sry grace for.. i dunno. ACTUALLY, I DONT know why u hate me. exactly why do u hate me grace lim?

and im soooo sry cy for slapping u. (this might be the onli apology i dun mean) u dared me and u did da stupid "slap me" look. it was all too tempting.

last of all, im just sry if u came to my blog, felt offended, left it and hated me.

ok, i was reli inspired by da series my name is earl. wow, first time using colours. coohl. but very tiring. i guess im lazy. i like this colour, absolutely my favourite colour. its so relaxing, but it gives me an eyesore looking at it against a white backgound. back to black.


anyway, if u visit xw's blog, he is critisising the malay race. well, frankly, i hate malays too.

call me racist but the malay race is the onli race i have a problem with. but i dun hate my malay frens in skool . y'all are a different breed frm the babis out there.


ok, im reading the sej text book now, so i shall list all my problems. ">" for every diff ppoint.

BAB SATUU. ( i shall try not to be overly-aggresive during this malay-prob thing ) my thoughts in this colour.

in bab1, we learn abt how japan took over.
> if u realise, one of the main points japan took over was the usage of a propaganda and slogans. in the text book, it reads strategi ini berkesan sehingga kehadiran tentera jepun tidak begitu dirasakan. walaupun kita rakyat yang bertanggungjawab, kita sepatutnya lebih berhati2 terhadap propaganda dari luar. besides that, there is also a picture with jawi words saying" ya Allah, terpeliharalah kami oleh tentera jepun daripada aniaya." yes, we shud be VERY careful. we nv know hu might be tryin to trick us. -.- this tells me if i went back in time i cud sell marbles for gold.
> on page 13, we know that KMM helped japan. n KMM was founded by malays. thank u ibrahim haji yaacob. thinking dat the propagandas will SAVE the malays, he spreaded it all over malaysia. in the end, KMM sendiri DIBUBARKAN oleh jepun. hal ini ntelah memberi ajaran kpd kita, supaya lebih berwaspada dalam menjalinkan hubungan dgn kuasa2 asing. once again we are tricked. boy, are we dumb or wut. if u browse thru, u can see pictures of the malay soldiers with their small little 'meriams'.

> the suffering part u can refer to da textbook urself. we can thank the malays for the fact that the chinese were driven into the woods.

end of bab1.

bab2
we learn of malayan union and persekutuan tanah melayu.

>bcoz the malays were in charge, malaysia was in dire straits. the japanese were gone and it was now the reign of the chinks. we killed BANYAK BANYAK BABI~
So in the end, the malays had no choice but to go to the pihak inggeris. the ones they had tried SO hard to fight against. when will they learn. its soo sad, the malay ppl are have no sense of pride at all. actually, after the malayn union was formed. the country was at peace.

>then, after a while, the malays just HAD to FUCK EVERY FUCKIN THING UP. AGAIN. they didnt like the fact sir harold mcmicheal had forced some sultan frm some state to sign something and menghapus kedaulatan kuasa raja2 melayu. well, duh, look wut they did when they were in charge. sittin on their fkin fatass. if u ask me, they dun seem to be doin much even NOW.

>tamdun org melayu terhakis- it says org melayu akan kehilangan tanah air. frankly, bsides dato maharaja lela, i dun think any malay pig cares abt their country. the onli reason they went against was because they lost the power to memungut cukai. sad. very sad.

> kerakyatan terlalu liberal- it writes 'jumlah org mealyu akan menjadi kecil akibat kemasukan golongan imigran yg mendapat kerakyatan dgn mudah. i hope u readers are as cheesed off by this line. golongan imigran. WHAT DA FARK. FYI, mahathir is a mamak so he's half imigran
la.

>dato' onn jaafar. he was the founder of UMNO. I think he was ok, he kinda stopped the racial war. but just so u know, he was casted out of politics and had to leave for a kampung where he died miserably. u know why? he wanted equal rights for all the ppl that were in malaysia. thank u, u malay ppl. once again, u have proven to me that the ppl that seek equal rights in this county are fuckers.

> penentangan secara kolektif- di alor setar, seramai 50000 org telah berdemonstasi mengecam mcmicheal dan menentang malayan union. and u can see a whole bunch of pigs that are protesting and carrying banners.WOW. they can get 50000 ppl to just stand there and protest but they just cudnt unite and fight against the british, portugese and the japanese. absolutely brilliant. i have lost all my belief in malaysia. we're dead if we EVER go to war. and one the next pg, some wakil kanak2 mengatakan" wahai bapa2 kami, peliharalahlah hak2 kami sementara kami besar" kata2 inilah yang telah menjadi pendorong dan semangat kpd pemimpin and ahli2 kongres untk bersatu dan bejuang. KESEDARAN ITULAH YANG TELAH MENYELAMATKAN GENRASI HARI INI. i hope that kid is dead. this is extrememly fked up. peliahrala hak2 melayu? IS THAT WHAT DIS IS ABT? Ensuring that the dumbest malay kid wif no academic intelligence gets to attend Harvard university on a scholar ship?! and nextly, kesedaran itulah yanh menyelamatkan generasi hari ini. WTF. WTF. what a way to highlight my earlier point. once again its all abt the malays.

> well, in the end, the malays got whut they wanted -- sultans in charge and perlindungan istimewa.


end of bab2.



bab3
in this bab we learn abt how the chinese ppl fked the malay ppl up.

>home guard diperkenalkan. - these ppl were in charge of helping the police. theyre not even good enuf to be police. and special constables were in charge of mengawal ladang & kawasan lombong. to me, its just a fancy name for security.

>the perang saraf.- in this sub-chapter, we learn abt perpaduan org ngan org mealyu. and "white " and "black" area's were formed. how racist. the pesuruhjaya at that time was sir grald templar, he melonggarkan syarat kewarganegaraan pada 1952 and the number of chinese and indian residents went up. its says "kelonggaran syarat kewarganegaraan menunjukkan pengorbanan org melayu terhadap kaum lain. this is incredibly pissing off. PENGORBANAN??? i think i shud be on my knees thanking the god's above the malay ppl allowed US TO REMAIN HERE. OHH, teeerriiimmamaa kaaasiiihh. if it werent for us, malaysia wud still be a third world country and the malays wud still be kissing british ass.


i have not finished learning this bab so i shall continue some other day.
sincerly,
chuen hu doesnt give a damn
about this malay land.

sooo wut

fellow readers,
my loyal readers,
my readers hu have been makin the popularity scale increase,
i love u.
im happyu coz its my bday!!!
wooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
yay. shoot me.

lately, i have visted xiaoyoons blog, thinking that it might be another dumb post.

well, it wasnt.yea, heck she got back to bloggin after i made a great, honest comment like simon cowell on american idol.

simon goes "ur terrible, u can sing u cant dance.. blablala" "u look like a bush baby" "please stop, ur hurting my ears" thats critism for the ppl that reli cant sing.
all i said on her blog was "ur post are gettin worse. disappointing." DATS IT! wutsd a damn big deal??!!!

and now, on her blog she uses me as an excuse to getback to bloggin and called me insensitive. and tammy thinks im an idiot.

its times like these that makes some ppl angry, hurt and wtv,.

but i, i dont.

because i have learnt to look at the bright side!here's wut all of u can do
ACCEPT IT and other's
this is wut i did.
>> HEYY! my comments DO matter to sumone! i din waste 5 seconds of typing!!
>
>>wait a sec, XIAOUYOON AND TAMMY KNOW HU I AM!!!
>
>> be happy jc, u've left an impression on them (mind my bad grammar, i juz dunno how to make a sentence wid 'impression')
>
>>XIAOUYOON AND TAMMY TALK ABT ME IN THEIR SPARE TIME!! woohoooo!
>
>>i feel POPULAR.

ahahhahahah, see, u can make sumth bad, GOOD!! bloody hell, im good.

i felt dumb writting da post, dun blame me.


sincerly,
TJCHUEN

was K, and ALWAYS will be.

blardy hell.
juz so everyone knows, (especially su-yen) I DO NOT LIKE BEING CALLED THE EX-K.

i am K thru and thru.
u know dat i will reamin true to u,
the 'rebels' of K hu now, are very few
true to da code, made up by u know hu:
if u fk with us, FUCK U TOO!

well this is just to show my appreciation,
to this class whose shared every emotion
every answer and every solution
well, its not the name that makes its unbelievable,
its the ppl that make it unbearable
to leave,
and grieve
but believe
i am still K AND ALWAYS WILL BE
sincerly, chuen hu seriously gives a damn.

We were all to go watch a movie
xian Wei, Joshua, Sean and timothy
Lionel, fat alas and obviously,
me.
battled hard wif my mother to come
but at long last I went, wif no signs of harm
nervous, the 2 of us were as we lined up
knowing we weren’t 18, the pressure just piled up
but knowing dat the two of us looked the most grown up,
the burden was on us, we cud not juz give up.
In front of the counter Xian Wei did da talking,
all I had to do wuz look tough while standing.
the guy was convinced and the tickets were printing
in our hearts we were shouting for we were winning
when the tickets were in our hands, we could not stop smiling
round one was ours and in my heart I wuz shouting
Complimenting each other and all feeling hungry
we all wnt to burger king 2 fill up our tummy
I shall skip dis dis whole part for I find it boring.
straight to the part where we were to be watching
the great movie abt a Spartan king
against the Persian dude wid a lot of bling-bling
we were all pumped up and were already jumping
It was the second test and we cud not help grining
it was a malay pigling
he was in charge of checking and tearing
the tickets we held in out hands with such loyalty
the ticket that ensured that we got to see,
guts spilling out
Brains flying out
and u know wut dat keep xian wei’s tongue out
we cudnt wait, we were desperate and suddenly,
the guy DIN tear our ticket and asked for our ic,
ohh fk I thougt we aint getting thru. And menacingly,
”apa tahun u lahir?” he asked me
I answered “89” immedietly
when he asked whut age I wuz, I thought it was goin to be easy
”18” I answered and booyah, me gonna watch movie!
but of all ppl he pointed at jsh
young and small looking – yea that’s jsh.
the guy asked wut tingkatan he wuz in and jsh looked lost.
we’re screwed and that was it. Jsh answered 3.
fuk u jsh, y did u hafta say 3?!
now dda onli ones that can watch was timothy and me.
but wuts da point of waatchin a rated R movie,
without the 2k gang that I love so dearly
so dis is for 2k-iens, from jc, yours trully
friendhip is valued above all qualities.
just so u know, y’all are my best buddies.
so we planned to get a refund
bein wid em, u know its gonna be fun
but how abt we sneek in? the movie’s still on!
gah screw it, xian wei, our hopes are all gone.
so I walked up to the cashier once more, so confidently
asked for a refund, we should have so deservedly
but the Indian refused and tried to reason wid me
bah, he juz aint smart enuf for me.
so all he had to do wuz use gsc’s policy against me.
but when the manager came, it wuz a different story.
the fkin Chinese also cudnt fight me
but bcoz I wuz alone fighting for a refund
he used the fact that xian wei was the one that made da noise
that said we were grown boys
so in the end I had no choice.
Xian wei wasn’t present and the battle was lost.
I walked away disappointed, that my friends weren’t wid me
that they were at a café, eatin popcorn without me.
FK ALL OF Y’ALL FOR NOT BEIN BEHIND ME
but anyway, they weren’t so sore abt loosin the money,,
but I was so I had to sell my tickets
so I found a couple of idots
hu were willing to buy to tickets for 10 bux.
it was a mighty loss for me but I was in no position to fuss.
so I lost one buck in this whole incident
screw u GSC and ur fked up malay attendant.
sincerely, Chuen hu doesn’t give a damn.