because ZOMFG.

thanks to Lionel.

CLICK IT to get the full HD pic.

i know guys. i experienced a shortage of breath too when i saw her.

because add maths cant do as much damage as Miley Cyrus

and today i put myself through 3mins and 58 secs of pure hell. in the form of this..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD22Mk_cfJE

miley cyrus - 7 things.

you know sometimes when u witness something like a horrible accident and u want to pull your head away but u cant?

so lemme explain how horrible it was, in the form of pictures.

curiosity

what the fuck..?

hey that rocker chick is HOT.

oh fuck me.

because my IQ beat a monkey's by single digits

this is what happened to me.

lionel sent a link

link to a Youtube video entitled "Truckers Flair"

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"Truckers Flair was flagged as "inappropriate" by the Youtube community

so i was presented with two options

either

fuck off or sign up

so i signed up since sejarah paper is over.

signed up

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“FLAIRS - TRUCKERS DELIGHT”
This video or group may contain content that is inappropriate for some users, as flagged by YouTube's user community.
Sorry, you must be 18 or over to view this video or group.

i are fucktard. i really are.

excuse me while i go entertain myself by attempting to teach a rock to speak

'Cause i STILL find her hot

cheers,

chuen

and you realise..

I'd say that life is just a dream that we chase after

its not exactly what it seems

I'd like to buy the world another shot of laughter

and buy my friends another drink.

"shot of laughter" by Sugar Ray

and I realised..

and SocialInterview.com asked me today, "what would you do before you died? (big or small)"

and i blanked.

firstly, i didn't quite understand what "before you died" meant.

ambiguity i tell you.

so I interpreted it as "what i would do in my lifetime before I die" .

now, im not going to attempt to drown my fellow readers in a sea of words for i neither have the ability to write nor the depth of thought. so this is my very blunt account of things.

Alexander III of Macedon, popularly known as Alexander the Great , was a Greek king (basileus) of Macedon who created one of the largest empirin ancient es history. Born in Pella in 356 BC, Alexander succeeded his father Philip II of Macedon to the throne in 336 BC after the King was assassinated, and died 13 years later at the age of 32. Whilst both Alexander's reign and empire were short-lived, the cultural impact of his conquests lasted for centuries. Alexander is one of the most well known figures of antiquity, and is remembered for his tactical ability, his conquests, and for spreading Greek civilization into the east.


Sir Isaac Newton FRS (4 January 1643 – 31 March 1727 [OS: 25 December 1642 – 20 March 1727]) was an English physicist, mathematician, astronomer, natural philosopher, alchemist, and theologian who is perceived and considered by a substantial number of scholars and the general public as one of the most influential men in history. His 1687 publication of the Philosophiæ Naturalis Principia Mathematica (usually called the Principia) is considered to be among the most influential books in the history of science, laying the groundwork for most of classical mechanics.

Wong Lap Beng (1929-2001) was a bus driver and every morning, he would wake up at 4am to fill up his bus with diesel and make sure the air pressure in his tyres were satisfactory. he had a wife which he loved dearly and 5 children, 3 boys and 2 girls. Every evening after dropping the last passenger of at the batu Langat bus stop, he would return home and give his wife a kiss on the cheek. his oldest daughter would then give him a back rub. dinner would be ready in 15 minutes and the whole family would be at the table. after dinner, his children would wash up and he would secretly go to his room and take out his daily earnings and put it under his mattres. 50 years later, he passed away peacefully with all his children and grandchildren around him.

3 different lives. 3 different paths taken.

what would YOU do before you died?

the 10 commandments in fantasy football

1. thou shalt not buy a liverpool defender or goalkeeper
2. thou shalt not buy a portsmouth player
3. thou shalt have Fabregas and Bent no matter what
4. thy weekly pundit is wise, listen to it
5. thou shalt not captain Berbatov, let alone buy him
6. thou shalt not have faith in thy Manchester City defenders
7. thou shalt always pray for Liverpool balloons
8. thou shalt sell Foster. NOW.
9. thou shalt have faith in Saha
10. thou shalt not use thy wildcard 10 weeks into a 38 week league. resist, my child.

any ones that should be changed msg me on that lil box at the side.