u had a bad day.

Gosh, today is one of those days where everything just goes wrong.

okay so went to detention. reason: going to lunch assembly late.

reaches at 6:45 just because dad had golf to rush to.

so i went to the mamak and read the papers for like an hour or so.

went to school, saw a certain somebody which i shall not name for reasons that shan't be explained. (she sent xw to the office on friday.) and she was in charge of us. yes, i know.

community service.

u know this is why u should NOT give a broom each to 14 teenage boys and expect something else instead of chaos.

everyone gets hyper as hell and we start trashing things and everyone starts role playing. (i for one got to play harry potter, a jedi and tiger woods) *not proud of it*and i caught everything on video camera (which din register onto the memory card i dont know why) (oh wait. HOLY SHIT ITS IN MY IMAGES) 

but heres the thing. The golden rule.

YOU DONT FUCKING MESS AROUND WHEN THE WHOLE SCHOOL IS FULL OF PREFECTS AND PREFECT TEACHERS. 

flipping leadership camp

so the recordings become an incident and Naresh actually checks my phone and lets just say he got more than he bargained for. and the rest is history.

Han wei. they gave everyone a broom except me.i got an empty bucket. so i gave it to han wei.

btw, i just realized.. there's this hilarious video of me 'slapping' him and its incredibly funny

cheers fellas.

chuen.

love poem

Beyond watching eyes

With sweet and tender kisses

Our souls reached out to each other

In breathless wonder

And when i awoke

From a vast and smiling peace

I found you bathed in morning light

Quietly studying

All the messages on my phone

-Banksy

Bedroom Boom -ying yang twins feat. avant

[Verse 1]
Listen baby, sometimes I know I be playin but set aside the bullshit, I'ma grown ass man. 
Whats to understand that I love to fuck, Can I hit it from the back or put ya ass in a buck? 
Screamin Shawty what's up(sup), are we fuckin' are what(what), We aint got nothin to discuss im simply tryin to bust nuts. 
The temperatures risin', We reachin the bed, Ya eyes begin to roll in the back of ya head. 

[Verse 2]
Bangin' Headboards, The loud noise, The sound of you screamin. 
Turn me on cus it sound like you singin'. 
Sayin my name constantly(constantly), Sayin' daddy keep fuckin me(fuckin me). 
Get it how you want it long as you keep lovin' me(lovin me). 
Put ya thing down, 
Boom the bedroom do it right(uh), 
And it jus might be a long night, Alright, 
Now be Quiet(yea) you dont want them to hear us outside, 
let me get on bottom while you ride. 

[Chorus]
Bedroom Boom, (Thats whats goin down tonight), 
Bedroom Boom, (Let me do ya body right), 
My bed will be boomin' for you... (boom boom, boom boom) 
Bedroom boom, (All between the sheets baby) 
Bedroom boom, (I wanna drive you crazy), 
My bed will be boomin for you(ooohh ohh). 

[Verse 3 (Avant)]
It feels like heaven when were off in this room together. 
I Can hear the music playin, then I hear ya voice sayin, 
"Ohh daddy now jus give it to me right there." "Ohh baby, Take a handfull of my hair." 
Cus you like it rough (rough) cant get enough (nough). 
Cus im the type of nigga thats gon fill you up, like a cup. 
And make this love thing overflow, 
I wont stop until ya body's tellin me so. 
Sheets gettin' sticky from the strawberries and whipped cream, 
If these walls could talk they would say this is one hell of a scene. 
Now you movin ya body jus like a gymnist, 
From the bed to the dresser, All type a' crazy shit. 
Faces tellin me stories, Body's hot and so horny, 
Hittin it from the rear, Wanna wisper somethin in yo ear. "I'm gonna love you all night... I promise." 

[Chorus 2]
Bedroom boom, (Bedroom boom!!) 
Bedroom boom, (I can hear it baby!) 
My bed will be boomin' for you, (We'll be Fuckin all night, yesssss..) 
Bedroom boom, (Hittin yo body!) 
Bedroom boom, (Like boom boom boom!) 
My bed will be boomin' for you, (My bed will be shakin', til' the screws come loose, while im off in it) 

[Verse 4]
Boom goes the bedroom, Behind closed doors, And the bedroom depends on how far things go. 
You move slow, I move fast when you off in that ass, But you hittin' that mothafucker like everytime yo last. 
Spread yo legs like a bald eagle, Work that back, Move like a snake when you do dat dat. 
Now be quiet, You dont want them to hear us outside. 
Let me get on bottom while you ride. 

[Verse 5]
You hotter than an eye on an stove(Yea) Temptation got ya outta control, (Mmm Hmmm), You tremblin' like you
out in the cold, You screamin' you cant take it no more. Beat the pussy so bad we done fell on the flo.
(Can you believe it?) Throw our clothes in the kitchen and in the garage. All this love is waitin for you
like im El' DeBarge. See my dick stay hard. (Oh) And its gon stay cocked. (Yes) If a bitch fuck wit me she
gettin her cherry popped. 

[Chorus 3]
Bedroom boom, (This is serious business, Baby) 
Bedroom boom, (What goes on in this room, So amazing..) 
My bed will be boomin' for you, (It makes me wanna say Boom! boom! Booooom!) 
Bedroom boom, Bedroom boom, (Stay right there, down there!)
My bed will be boomin' for you (I can feel it, and it feels amazing!)

Boom Boom, Boom Boom(Fades)

12 days..  its been that long 

but i will

keep strong

n carry on

n on.

losing Keys -Jack Johnson

Don't worry
Everybody in the room notices you
Sit back and relax
The night is early
We are about to overdo it
So come and tell me something that you've already told me
Cause everybody's heard our lovely stories
I'm hoping some of them are true

I've been losing lots of keys lately,
I don't know what that means
But maybe I've been better off with things that can't be locked at all
I've been feeling kind of sea sick lately,
See you reaching to me gonna save me
You were me, I would much rather take the fall.

i'd really love to see you tonight- England Dan & John Ford Coley

Hello, yeah, it's been a while.
Not much, how about you?
I'm not sure why I called.
I guess I really just wanted to talk to you.

And I was thinking maybe later on.
We could get together for a while.
It's been such a long time.
And I really do miss your smile.

*I'm not talking about moving in.
And I don't want to change your life.
But there's a warm wind blowing the stars around.
And I'd really love to see you tonight.

I won't ask for promises.
So you don't have to lie.
We've both played that game before.
Say I love you and say goodbye.

absolutely infuriating

my sister is ashamed of me

i KNOW. WHY WOULD ANYONE BE ASHAMED OF ME????

she told mdm nor safarina that she DIDNT have an older brother when asked.

fucking preposterous. 

her reason : "im scared afterwards she give me bad testimonial" like, WTF. it doesn't even make sense! 

 i know i might have given nor safarina abit of shit and she got me suspended... BUT, it wont blooming affect my sister unless she takes all her anger out on my sis. which would be sooo cowardly and pathetic, she should resign from being prefects teacher if she cant even handle face to face confrontation. but she wont la, du'uh. she's a good teacher.

BUT, the point is the fact that i dont really have a good reputation in school which kinda led to the fact that i din get picked for house captain. WHICH I WANTED. honest. really honest. =( honest enough to put a saddie. yes, i hereby christen the sign '=(' saddie. u get the message.

bloody prefects and their clean rep. 

so i think its only fair if i have a new years resolution. 

1. get toned.
2. stop lazing around
3. be nice
4. stop insulting sue ann
5. stop insulting jo. (come to think of it, u guys ask for it)
6. stop beating the stick so much
7. stop swearing so much
8. not flunk bm
9. get name on that plaque in the hall for SOMETHING
10. almost forgot, STOP INSULTING XIAN WEI. bOLD, UNDERLINE, ITALLIC

ok, now for the achievable and do-able list

1. not get sent down more than 10 times
2. not get suspended. (this is highly necessary  because my sister and mom have a wager on this one)
3. become mc for concert
4. be more responsible so that UK is within range
5. choose an ambition (i've shortened it down to a few, whic does not include accounts, engineering and whatever that requires me SERVING ppl.)
6. not look like a complete fool when we get SPM results
7. not fail addmaths or chem
8. get gold medal for something this year
9. read more
10. MORE PARTIES. =P
    

that, ladies and gentlemen, shall be reviewed again and again so that you, can remind me in school if i am doing someth particularly f- wait, no swearing. right. uh.. not in par with this new years resolution. 

yours truly,

jchuen.

a place where dreams die along with creative juices.

yes, school. where we arrive, sit and stare at an insanely unattractive person yap her head off while wishing that you DID uh.. gosh, of all the destructive sentences one can come up with. i cant even write one. clearly, this whole school thing has fucked my brain up already. 

so ciao.

coz i actually PASSED chem

indeed, i DID pass chem. 

so ok, hayati isn't a dumb bitch.**

**she still is because of reasons i have yet to come up with, but it is temporary. du'uh.

here's to an awesomely long post abt my holidays which i will now split into 7 chapters.

chapter 1

holidays almost started. last day of school. date, 14/11/08.

last day of school! woopee NOT.

got fucking screwed.

matthews screwed me in the morning for fucking the malay drama up which i dont think i did. call it creative differences and that moore is a fucking ball-less freak and vicky is just a bull dog that learnt to dress slutty.

but wait! thats not the worst part yet!

 MY MOM COMES TO SCHOOL TO SPEAK TO MATTHEWS AND GOH. 

karma eh, 

well lets not get our hopes up on a nice jc for christmas.

well, so my whole entire day is like fucked up and im suicidal the whole time. which sucks balls cause like the japanese ppl came over and i DID spot a few cute ones. BAH HUMBUG.

chapter 2, 

OBML date: 17/11/08

i got like fucking thorns stuck in my arm when i was jungle trekking cause i was parang man which meant i had to clear the pathway for a safe trek. then we came across this bamboo like tree that was covered in thorns that had fallen. so since we were on a friggin cliff and there was no other way but to either go through or down, lets just say the latter would lead to a lame death. and im afraid of heights.

so i start chopping away which fuxking sucks cause my hands got fucked up pretty badly from all the thorns getting stuck in my arms and fingers. i bled alot.

so no biggie, when we reach back to the dorm, i have to Pull fuking 4cm thorns out of my arm cause i din know they were there. gah. 

besides that there was the lighter side to things.

i got to see jerrel get shit on by a monkey.

i got to play strip black jack with brian, ron, vic and faith.

i had to colgate everyone in my dorm in my underwear for losing the last round.

i got colgated in the morning by yuva.

i got to absolutely shame myself on stage for doing OBML musical. thanks to vic and eli.

i got to learn to sleep on anyth and ignore everyth. 

i can now eat milo powder and love it.

i have now slept with a woman. WOOOH! ahahha, i kid i kid. but i have. well technically anyway with mel. 

i now hate lesbians that are hot. 

i won alot playing blackjack with our provisions. i made 4 apples. =P

i MISS ALL OF Y'ALL! u know who you are and i hope we meet again. 

chapter 3.

nothtinf date: i dont remember, but after OBML and before china.

i didnt do anything  but i did go out with hannah, eli and alex to oneU.

i hate hannah coz she wore heels that made her look like she was the same height as me. as if. =p

i got tricked by hannah and eli into going to dreamworld which i thought was a lingerie store.

i got dirty stares by old aunties for going into a REAL lingerie store.

i got to see reallly cool stuff like boob shapers and nipple thingies which are HOT. yummy.

i went bowling with them and totally rocked! dont listen to alex. he's a liar. 

i went to the batting cages which was totally fucking awesome. 

i also went out with k gang, jo, hannah, and trish.

ppl hate me cause i sent one of the rudest and most horrible invitation smses in modern history.

but they still came. =P

we din do anyth awesome until we  went to trish's place and played poker. 

awesome. now im addicted to texas hold'em.

i ran all the way frm her hse to BSC cz my dad was there.

ppl now think my dad is the most angry fuck in the entire world. he is.

my aussie cousin came back which was totally awesome.

i love my cousin.

he took me to the batting cages again and he rocks eventho he doesn't play it. he can hit top speed man!

he took me to the gym. i now want a gym membership.

he took me to the driving range and im pretty good.

chapter 4

 china. date: 14/12/08

 

i missed xwei and trish's bday.

and china fucking sucked. 

well, not the whole of china, but the whole of yunnan.

its so fucking polluted and dirty.

ppl actually spit in LOBBIES.

like WTF.

i conquered snow mountain, which was awesome. the sense of achievement is just overwhelming.

but other than that, china sucked.

chapter 5 

"xmas party" date:22/12/08

we have a little gathering and drink alot. ALOT.  just me at least.

i can actually slam dunk!

but thats if the rim is broken. HAHAH.

i got high in hartamas square with chengyee and tim. the only ppl that had fun. =P

WANNA SEE DRAGON?**

**inside joke, i dont expect u to understand.

well, i got really really lightheaded and did some fucked up shit.

i actually speak in an english accent which i cant do when im sober.

how cool is that, like the most ppl do when they're high is laugh or get angry. i speak in an ACCENT. hahahah

grace was my best friend when i was tipsy.

jo had to walk me back. 

we had more drinks in her house and im telling u joo lee and zzhuo wei are the cutest/dumbest/funniest tipsy couple i've ever seen. imagine if dumb married dumber.

yeah.

then me, kyau and andrew went out for some fresh air. LOL the security guard was like "balik la, u bising tau?"

 i slept on the couch at 6 in the morning and hated it.

chapter6 xmas date:25/12/2008

i was forced into going to xwei's  church service.

what can i say?

xwei's dad looks like a monkey.

chapter 7 homework. 25/12/2008--> forever

i have 18 essays++ to write for my TUITION 

and alot of school work. FUCK ME.

there might be a gathering at my place on the 31st. just come if u want to k?

=)