maaan..

a father asks his son "why do u workout and yet remain so thin?" 

before the boy replies, the mom shouts out "ya laah, everyday waste 13g of proteins dunno how many times a day.."

  

guess what it means.

got it?  

poor boy eh?

=(

holy fucking shit.

i had the best dream of my life.

here's how it goes. 

me in class. gets addmaths paper 2. 

EVERY QUESTION I ANSWERED WAS CORRECT.

i might have thought of  believing in god after getting it.

it was so real!  xian wei got ZERO.  

                                                             it MADE SENSE!

then the setting totally changes and this is when i found out it was a dream

i was banging this hot asian chick.  maaan..

snap back to reality.  and lost 13g of protein in the process

yes, i'll remain thin for a long long time.

cheers.

glorious anger

i recently visited this form2's blog i have no idea wat his name was or wat he looks like but he sure sounds alot like xian wei and i.

 the immature rantings.

 the "why-why-shud-i-give-a-shit" attittude.

 the anger. all bottled up and explosive.

 using the blog as a battlefield.

 attack by attack launched at anyone and anything.

 beautiful.

 magnificent.

 tear-jerking.

its true wat they say. jackasses are like mushrooms. 

ok i gtg. topic will come up after exams tho. 

sincerely, 

TjChuen

"Fucking with a rubber is like smelling a flower with a gas mask." - Ata 'Toast' Bozaci. world renown graffiti writer.

its MAY

its May
to be exact its May Day
may you have fun in may
maybe i will
cause some mayhem
with mayonaise
mate with a male mayfly
you better make way.

i have the flu.

its horrible.

Symptoms of influenza can start quite suddenly one to two days after infection. Usually the first symptoms are chills or a chilly sensation, but fever is also common early in the infection, with body temperatures as high as 39 °C (approximately 103 °F). Many people are so ill that they are confined to bed for several days, with aches and pains throughout their bodies, which are worst in their backs and legs.[1] Symptoms of influenza may include:


Body aches, especially joints and throat
Coughing and sneezing
Extreme coldness and fever
Fatigue
Headache
Irritated watering eyes
Nasal congestion
Reddened eyes, skin (especially face), mouth, throat and nose
Abdominal pain (in children with influenza B)[52]

It can be difficult to distinguish between the common cold and influenza in the early stages of these infections,[2] but usually the symptoms of the flu are more severe than their common cold equivalents.

its passed frm mammal to mammal so it must've been passed to me frm someone. hope that someone dies.

on a lighter note,

Manchester United are in the UEFA champions league FINALS.

we come up against Chelsea and i have a good feeling Manchester United will paint moscow RED.

nickelback - Savin me

Prison gates won't open up for me
On these hands and knees I'm crawlin'
Oh, I reach for you
Well I'm terrified of these four walls
These iron bars can't hold my soul in
All I need is you
Come please I'm callin'
And oh I scream for you
Hurry I'm fallin'
[I'm fallin']


Show me what it's like
To be the last one standing
And teach me wrong from right
And I'll show you what I can be
Say it for me
Say it to me
And I'll leave this life behind me
Say it if it's worth saving me

Heaven's gates won't open up for me
With these broken wings
I'm fallin'
And all I see is you
These city walls ain't got no love for me
I'm on the ledge of the eighteenth storey
And oh I scream for you
Come please I'm callin'
And all I need from you
Hurry I'm fallin'
[I'm fallin']

Show me what it's like
To be the last one standing
And teach me wrong from right
And I'll show you what I can be
Say it for me
Say it to me
And I'll leave this life behind me
Say it if it's worth saving me
Hurry I'm fallin'

Hey!All I need is you
Come please I'm callin'

And oh I scream for you
Hurry I'm fallin'
[I'm fallin', I'm fallin']

Show me what it's like
To be the last one standing
And teach me wrong from right
And I'll show you what I can be
Say it for meSay it to me
And I'll leave this life behind me
Say it if it's worth saving me
Hurry I'm fallin'
Say it for me
Say it to me
And I'll leave this life behind me
Say it if it's worth saving me.

ok, i'll post since noone else will.

honestly theres nothing to post abt.

oh yeah, check out the nice little vilage of "fucking"


sincerely, TjChuen

pffffftshiiit.

Apologize

I'm holding on your rope

Got me ten feet off the ground

And I'm hearing what you say

But I just can't make a sound

You tell me that you need me

Then you go and cut me down

But wait...

You tell me that you're sorry

Didn't think I'd turn around and say..

That it's too late to apologize,

it's too late I said it's too late to apologize,

it's too late

I'd take another chance,

take a fall, take a shot for you

And I need you like a heart needs a beat

(But that's nothing new)

Yeah yeah

I loved you with a fire red, now it's turning blue

And you say Sorry like an angel,

heavens not the thing for you,

But I'm afraid It's too late to apologize,

it's too late

I said it's too late to apologizes,

it's too late

Woahooo woah

It's too late to apologize,

it's too late I said it's too late to apologize,

it's too late I said it's too late to apologize,

yeah yeah I said it's too late to apologize,

a yeah

I'm holding your rope

Got me ten feet off the ground...

"rope"? "ten feet of the ground"? "cut u down"?

im pretty sure it means this

yeap.

anyhow dled their album.

couldn't help but to think that they sound like a very emo, more punk-ish, Coldplay.

im sorry i cant help it. it just sucks.