gaddammit

because some do feel the pain of others.

2009-12-25T01:02:00.002+08:00

For most of us the expression 'feeling someone else's pain' is simply a way of saying we sympathise with their sadness or discomfort.
But there are some who don't just have an emotional reaction to another's agony - they feel genuine physical pain as well, researchers have found.
The finding could explain why some people are more sympathetic to other people's misery.

Psychologist Dr Stuart Derbyshire made the discovery after inviting 123 university students to watch video clips and photographs of patients and sports stars in pain.
The videos included a footballer breaking his leg, a tennis player turning over his left ankle and a patient getting an injection in the hand. All the students said that, for at least one of the images or videos, they had an 'emotional reaction' - such as feeling sad, disgusted or fearful.

But a third also claimed to feel real pain in the same part of the body as the person they were watching. Some experienced tingling or aching, others felt a heavy or stabbing pain. For some the pain was fleeting - others complained that it lasted for several seconds.
A gruesome picture of an athlete running on a racetrack with a broken leg generated the most physical pain in the students, researchers reported in the medical journal Pain.

The scientists then asked ten of these 'hypersensitive' students to repeat the experiment while their brains were being scanned with fMRI - the functional magnetic resonance imaging used in hospitals.
The results were compared with the scans from ten students who said they felt nothing while looking at the upsetting images.
Scientists found that while viewing the painful pictures, both groups showed activity in the parts of the brain that deal with emotions. However, those who said they felt physical pain showed greater activity in the parts of the brain that handle pain - suggesting that their sensations were genuine.
'Our study provides convincing evidence that a significant minority of normal subjects can share not just the emotional component of an observed injury, but also the sensory component,' said Dr Derbyshire, of the University of Birmingham.
'We think this confirms that at least some people have an actual physical reaction when observing others being injured or expressing pain.'
He noted that those who reported feeling pain also tended to say that they avoided horror movies and disturbing images on the news 'so as to avoid being in pain'.
The finding could explain ' functional pain experience', where patients complain of aches and pains, despite having no obvious disease, he said.
Scientists are puzzled why some are able to feel others' pain - and some cannot.
It has been suggested that the ability evolved millions of years ago and that the ability to feel another's physical pain encouraged our prehistoric ancestors work more closely with each other.
Almost 8million Britons live with chronic pain, especially women, while a third of patients say doctors are unable to 'inadequately control' of their pain.
Back pain costs the economy at least five million working days each year, and is the cause of half a million claimants receiving long-term incapacity benefits.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

because i hated those posts.

2009-12-12T14:04:00.001+08:00

now i like visiting my blog again. <3

because i view it differently.

2009-12-04T23:04:00.004+08:00

jsh: of course the fear of the lord comes in when u see around us the power of nature. usually when i look at nature. i cant imagine that it all came about outta nothing so perfectly.

i beg to differ on the point that it "all came outta nothing so perfectly"
perfectly? hardly.

I am sure no theist would disagree that "god" was there in the beginning of time, that it was 'god' who created everything and so on and so forth.
now for that idea to be in sync with the natural history of our planet, you could in fact say that god did not in fact create humans as the first living things. and that in fact if Adam and eve DID exist, they would have to be bacteria, a microorganism. the first living things on the planet.

now would you call that the perfect most intelligent design? evidently not because here we are today. through natural selection, through evolution was this "perfection" achieved.

so i would not be in awe of god, for if it is so easy to dismiss millions of years of evolution and natural history just to automatically assume that god created humans halfway through.and that life will continue to evolve and change as time progresses.

change.. is the constant. so "perfection"? hardly.

atheism: unyielding despair
before u read this, please view the video

now this, is MY very own opinion. i am NOT speaking on behalf of all other atheist so do NOT generalize that all atheist feel the same way as i do.

i do not hold atheism as my religion. heck, the reason i am atheist is because i do not believe in religion as a whole. (contradictory or whatever, you get my drift)

i do not believe in a god, a divine being, an almighty, the creator, etc, etc. yes, i believe that this is the only life we will have, that when we die, we just die. there is nothing to greet me and nothing that awaits me. and this, according to theist, is a depressing thought and that i should probably be a sorry, miserable, suicidal person. (and will probably never write a good song)

but i tell you what. even though i know that i am a small and (probably) insignificant being compared in our vast and cold universe, these thoughts, this unyielding despair is not and will not be the foundation for my life.

i build my life on the foundation of the pursuit of happiness.
atheism does not define me and is in fact a fraction of what my life means to me.

cheers,

chuen

PSjust something i had to get of my chest. not written to perfection, but it get my point across i hope.

PPS the more i listen to that preacher in that video, the more i think he's just a load of hot air. all he is doing is repeatedly stressing on the point that there is noone to save atheist, noone to greet us, etc etc. louder. and louder.. again and again.

because the CBOX doesn't allow more than a certain amount of characters

2009-12-04T10:39:00.007+08:00

right i'll get straight to it.

jsh: hmm. u do believe that we have a natural moral compass within us right? and that we all agree that we are to do somethings and not do somethings.
jsh: my questions is do you think that we exist on our own. OR that we are under a moral law that Somebody wants us to behave a certain way.

actually, josh, if u read my 'response post 1' thoroughly, u could most accurately come to a conclusion on where i stand on this subject. that yes, i DO believe that we as human beings exist on our own and that we are capable of choosing whether to do, think and say certain things but are also capable of choosing not to.
that yes, i do believe that we are under a moral law and that 'somebody' wants us to behave that way. but i do not believe that that 'somebody' registers as some divine power or being. i believe that this 'somebody' is actually, everybody. every single human being.
this is due to the fact that i know and believe that people operate on empathy.
that i choose not to hit someone not because i feel that god would dislike and shun my actions, probably deny me my passage to heaven and damn me to hell but because i know that what hurts me, would hurt someone too.

wh: do you really believe that all of us are born with a moral compass? Hint : Cannibalism, bullying,etc

i really do believe we are all born with a sense of empathy and i know things like cannibalism and bullying blows my arguments right out of the water but read this:

Things are different in the case of the cool and deliberate serial killer, who knows the criminality of his deeds yet continues to commit them. For neuroscientists, the iciness of the acts calls to mind the case of Phineas Gage, the Vermont railway worker who in 1848 was injured when an explosion caused a tamping iron to be driven through his prefrontal cortex. Improbably, he survived, but he exhibited stark behavioral changes—becoming detached and irreverent, though never criminal. Ever since, scientists have looked for the roots of serial murder in the brain's physical state.
extracted from "what makes us moral" TIME magazine

jsh: plus i think that no one in the world has ever obeyed their own moral law.

too open ended and undefined. unwilling to comment.

wh: abt individuals?If so,i beg to differ. Case being Jesus, Buddha,certain monks and priests of many religions. Can you say they did not obey their own moral law? if i'm on the wrong track, do explain
wh: just in case you're going to use my last sentence as a +1 to religion, this is not restricted to religious ppl. enlightenment does not have to come from religion.

wh, are u implying that enlightenment is achieved by obeying the moral law?

jsh: ok just ask yourself whether your conscience was groomed or was it already IN you. if you say the former, ive got nothing else to say. lol

i think u have the definition of former confused? because it sounds like u are dismissing the fact that one's conscience was groomed. does this mean that your conscience tells u the same thing now as it did when u were 4 or 5?
or do you mean that everyone has a conscience no matter how young and that one's conscience is not born spontaneously?

and joshua, i think i know where you're going with your arguements

correct me if I'm wrong but you feel that the "moral law" has such a broad spectrum and that if the moral law was defined by oneself, a difference in the constituents of one's moral law between two people might result in a probable disastrous result.
therefore u feel that the one way to achieve social harmony is by implementing ONE and only ONE moral law. GOD'S law.

theoretically speaking, yes. i would agree that one common moral law would be just the thing we need. but bear in mind, the factors that surround social harmony and human well being are plentiful. that is why i say theoretically.

however i do not believe that this common law should be gods law, simply because the god law operates on fear of the afterlife and divine punishment.
although this is exactly what the world needs, and i am willing to admit it..
i still believe that one day education will replace religion.

cheers,
chuen.

PS chicks name is Susan Coffey

because ZOMFG.

2009-12-01T21:44:00.003+08:00

thanks to Lionel.

CLICK IT to get the full HD pic.

i know guys. i experienced a shortage of breath too when i saw her.

because add maths cant do as much damage as Miley Cyrus

2009-11-22T13:09:00.007+08:00

and today i put myself through 3mins and 58 secs of pure hell. in the form of this..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD22Mk_cfJE

miley cyrus - 7 things.

you know sometimes when u witness something like a horrible accident and u want to pull your head away but u cant?

so lemme explain how horrible it was, in the form of pictures.

curiosity

what the fuck..?

hey that rocker chick is HOT.

oh fuck me.

because my IQ beat a monkey's by single digits

2009-11-21T11:58:00.009+08:00

this is what happened to me.

lionel sent a link

link to a Youtube video entitled "Truckers Flair"

...

....

"Truckers Flair was flagged as "inappropriate" by the Youtube community

so i was presented with two options

either

fuck off or sign up

so i signed up since sejarah paper is over.

signed up

. .

. . .

. . . .

“FLAIRS - TRUCKERS DELIGHT”
This video or group may contain content that is inappropriate for some users, as flagged by YouTube's user community.
Sorry, you must be 18 or over to view this video or group.

i are fucktard. i really are.

excuse me while i go entertain myself by attempting to teach a rock to speak

'Cause i STILL find her hot

2009-11-08T18:48:00.000+08:00

cheers,

chuen

and you realise..

2009-11-06T19:09:00.002+08:00

I'd say that life is just a dream that we chase after

its not exactly what it seems

I'd like to buy the world another shot of laughter

and buy my friends another drink.

"shot of laughter" by Sugar Ray

and I realised..

2009-10-30T20:25:00.003+08:00

and SocialInterview.com asked me today, "what would you do before you died? (big or small)"

and i blanked.

firstly, i didn't quite understand what "before you died" meant.

ambiguity i tell you.

so I interpreted it as "what i would do in my lifetime before I die" .

now, im not going to attempt to drown my fellow readers in a sea of words for i neither have the ability to write nor the depth of thought. so this is my very blunt account of things.

Alexander III of Macedon, popularly known as Alexander the Great , was a Greek king (basileus) of Macedon who created one of the largest empirin ancient es history. Born in Pella in 356 BC, Alexander succeeded his father Philip II of Macedon to the throne in 336 BC after the King was assassinated, and died 13 years later at the age of 32. Whilst both Alexander's reign and empire were short-lived, the cultural impact of his conquests lasted for centuries. Alexander is one of the most well known figures of antiquity, and is remembered for his tactical ability, his conquests, and for spreading Greek civilization into the east.

Sir Isaac Newton FRS (4 January 1643 – 31 March 1727 [OS: 25 December 1642 – 20 March 1727]) was an English physicist, mathematician, astronomer, natural philosopher, alchemist, and theologian who is perceived and considered by a substantial number of scholars and the general public as one of the most influential men in history. His 1687 publication of the Philosophiæ Naturalis Principia Mathematica (usually called the Principia) is considered to be among the most influential books in the history of science, laying the groundwork for most of classical mechanics.

Wong Lap Beng (1929-2001) was a bus driver and every morning, he would wake up at 4am to fill up his bus with diesel and make sure the air pressure in his tyres were satisfactory. he had a wife which he loved dearly and 5 children, 3 boys and 2 girls. Every evening after dropping the last passenger of at the batu Langat bus stop, he would return home and give his wife a kiss on the cheek. his oldest daughter would then give him a back rub. dinner would be ready in 15 minutes and the whole family would be at the table. after dinner, his children would wash up and he would secretly go to his room and take out his daily earnings and put it under his mattres. 50 years later, he passed away peacefully with all his children and grandchildren around him.

3 different lives. 3 different paths taken.

what would YOU do before you died?

the 10 commandments in fantasy football

2009-10-19T16:12:00.003+08:00

thou shalt not buy a liverpool defender or goalkeeper
thou shalt not buy a portsmouth player
thou shalt have Fabregas and Bent no matter what
thy weekly pundit is wise, listen to it
thou shalt not captain Berbatov, let alone buy him
thou shalt not have faith in thy Manchester City defenders
thou shalt always pray for Liverpool balloons
thou shalt sell Foster. NOW.
thou shalt have faith in Saha
thou shalt not use thy wildcard 10 weeks into a 38 week league. resist, my child.

any ones that should be changed msg me on that lil box at the side.

OMYGOSHH!!!!

2009-09-27T21:44:00.002+08:00

THIS IS IT GUYS. WHAT WE WANTED. WHAT WE CRAVED. THANK HOLLYWOOD. THANK YOUR GOD. OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED.

MEGAN FOX'S LESBIAN KISS SCENE

HANG ON. ITS ABOUT TO GET HOT IN HERE.

cheers,

chuen. " wow thats the first time im hearing you drop the F-bomb!" Megan Fox

Time Will Tell. by Nancy Gibbs

2009-09-26T18:56:00.002+08:00

Every fall the professors at Beloit College publish their Mindset List, a dictionary of all the deeply ingrained cultural references that will make no sense to the bright-eyed students of the incoming class. It's a kind of time travel, to remind us how far we've come. This year's freshmen were typically born in 1991. That means, the authors explain, they have never used a card catalog to find a book; salsa has always outsold ketchup; women have always outnumbered men in college. There has always been blue Jell-O.

In 1991 we were fighting a war in Iraq, and still are; health care needed reforming, and still does. But before despairing that some things never change, consider how much has. In 1991 the world watched a black motorist named Rodney King be beaten by L.A. cops, all of whom were acquitted; a majority of whites still disapproved of interracial marriage. Ask yourself, Would the people we were then have voted for a mixed-race President and a black First Lady?

That year, apartheid was repealed, the Soviet Union collapsed, the Dow broke 3000. The next year, the first commercial text message was sent; now there are more transmitted every day than there are people on the planet. In the time it took for toddlers to turn into teenagers, we decoded the human genome and everyone got a cell phone, an iPod, a GPS and a DVR. As the head-spinning viral video "Did You Know" informs us, the top 10 jobs in demand in 2010 did not exist six years ago, so "we're preparing kids for jobs that don't yet exist using technologies we haven't yet invented."

We have managed, rather gracefully, far more change than we predicted would come; it turns out that our past's vision of the future was not visionary enough. This is often the case: reality puts prophecy to shame. "Sensible and responsible women do not want to vote," declared Grover Cleveland in 1905. Harry Truman, in his 1950 State of the Union address to mark the midcentury, predicted that "our total national production 50 years from now will be four times as much as it is today." It turned out to be more than 33 times as large. "It will be gone by June," promised Variety in 1955 — talking about rock 'n' roll. "It will be years — not in my time — before a woman will become Prime Minister," declared Margaret Thatcher in 1969.

Leaders rely on the future as a vaccine against the present. The Soviets have put a man in space? "I believe we should go to the moon," President Kennedy announces. "I have a dream," the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. declares as the world around him burns. Maybe the promise is realized, even surpassed; maybe it keeps receding, pulling us along. "The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time," Abraham Lincoln supposedly observed. Which is true for those in charge of creating it but maybe not for the rest of us. When we pause and look back, we get to see the past's future, know how the story turned out. Did we rise to the occasion? Did we triumph? Did we blink?

The past's power comes from experience, the lessons it dares us to dismiss on the grounds that maybe things will be different this time. The future's power is born of experiment, and the endless grudge match between fear and hope. We are having a dozen simultaneous conversations right now about change: in our institutions, our culture, our treatment of the planet and of one another.

It's tempting to just stand stock-still and squeeze your eyes shut and wait for the moment to pass, or else hoard canned goods and assume the worst. This has been an awfully ugly summer of argument, and you'd be forgiven for concluding that we've lost our will to face or fix anything. We'll just dance with the devils we know, thank you. But if you look past Washington, past Wall Street, turn down the volume and go outside and walk around, you'll find the parcels of grace, of ingenuity and enterprise — people riding change like a skateboard, speeding off a ramp, twisting, flipping, somehow landing with a rush of wind and wheels — and wonder that it somehow hasn't killed us yet.

When members of the freshman class of 2027 look back at our future, what's likely to surprise them most? Will they marvel that gays were once not allowed to marry — or that they ever were? That we waited while the planet warmed, or that we acted to save it? That we protected the poor, or empowered them, or ignored them? That we lived within our means, or beyond them? We'll make our choices one day at a time, but our kids will judge our generation for what we generate, and what we leave undone.

post-per-day

2009-09-24T19:55:00.003+08:00

well i was in KLCC today and i must say, this shop, "Boost Juice Bars" has probably THE most quirky and funny flyer/menu (i don't know what is is, it was by the cashier).

for example: this is the introduction to their selection of low -fat smoothies.

Smoothies made with fresh fruit
and good-for-you yogurt!

They’re all at least 98 percent fat free – how?
We make sure we only pick the skinniest
cows to produce our milk and yogurt.
Not only that, all of our fruit is put through
a vigorous Olivia Newton-John style workout,
complete with leg warmers and the
tenacity to 'choose life'.

they pick the skinniest cows! THE SKINNIEST.

i wonder if that applies to breast-milk.

btw, Olivia Newton-John is that babe from that "lets get physical" music video in the 80's

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spaw8bCZMHc check her out. she IS hot.

and on a little box on the side, there's this "did you know" box that says:

our exclusive TD4 (to die for) yoghurt contains live cultures and big words like streptococcus thermophilis and lactobacillus delbrueki for internal harmony.

need i say anymore?

next choice? fresh juices :

Freshly Squeezed, no added sugar!

We take the most innocent-looking
fresh fruit and veggies (especially the
ones with naturally sweet personalities
and cute little dimples),
then brutally squeeze, pulp and grind
into a delicious, vitamin packed juice.
Surprisingly this is legal to do.
Except in Gaborone, the capital of Botswana,
where the Humanity Towards Fruit Legislation
Act of 1999 was put in place to protect the
rights of innocent fruit, much to our outcry.

I wont even bother making any wisecrack jokes. anything i come up with pales in comparison to that

next, fruit crushes, basically mixed fruit juices:

Surprisingly, it’s not unheard of for
our fruit to get quite friendly with
each other when our Boosties are
looking the other way.
It always starts as an innocent
Fruit Crush, but then leads to
something more serious.
In fact, some crushes have lead
to full relationships that have
resulted in offspring – for example,
a plum and apricot just gave birth
to a “pluot”. Cooool!

that is dope. mr lemon, mrs watermelon.. please welcome your son, waterlemon. he's sour and seedy. noone will ever like him.

and on the allergy info, there's a little section that is printed in small fonts (looks like terms & conditions) but wait! here's what it says :

the space between your eyebrows is called the glabella
90% of the population has an "innie" belly button
a person who smokes a pack of cigarettes(on average) loses two teeth every two years
a pregnant goldfish is called a twit
in every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere
Charlie Chaplin once entered a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest and was placed third
no word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple
the word "fart" comes from the old english "foertan" (meaning to break wind)
a ducks quack doesn't echo
a snail can sleep for three years
all the clocks in Pulp Fiction are stuck on 4:20
its impossible to lick your elbow
triskaidekaphobia means fear of the number 13
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most lipsticks contain fish scales

coconuts kill about 150 people each year (that's more than sharks)

if you put a drop of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death

bats always turn left when exiting a cave

people photocopying their buttocks are the cause of 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide

more than 50% of the world's population as never made or received a telephone call

winston churchill was born in a ladies room during a dance
all polar bears are left handed

and lastly:

all information was correct at time of printing, or so we hope. sometimes we do make mistakes, we're human after all. Well actually it wasn't humans that put this together, it was a giant baboon wearing a little top hat. We call him Graham.

hell yeah. this is THE best flyer I've ever read. either they're taking advantage of the fact that no one reads , or they're just THAT brilliant.

oh and when i was leaving through the exit in Isetan, i accidentally stepped on some juice that this kid dropped from "Boost" (i know. the irony) and i closed the glass door behind me without looking. (I WAS IN A RUSH!)

and then i heard "THANKS" in the most sarcastic tone you will ever hear and i tell you, that really lit my day up. it was just that awkward. we both laughed and i opened the door for her. awesome. funny as hell.

signed,

chuen. =)

P.S their brekkie to go-go is awesome.

post-per-day

2009-09-23T12:07:00.002+08:00

well folks let me introduce you to the latest hardcore workout you can ask for. this fantastic workout tones your:

M.deltoidus (shoulder muscles)
M.pectoralis major (chest)
M.extensor radialis brevis (wrists)
trapezius (back)
M.sternocleidomastoldeus (neck)
M.soleus (calves)
M.extensor digitorium longus (shin muscles)

boy, thats ALOT of muscles! what kind of workout could possibly do so much for you, you ask?

bench press? weights? jogging?

NOPE

ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce to you the best workout you will ever know about..

*drumrolls*

PARALLEL PARKING

oh boy, sounds awesome huh?

its simple really, * all you have to do is work that steering wheel!

come on now, do it with me! 2 turns left! oh yeah, turn that steering wheel.

ok now 4 turns right! oh boy can you feel that burn? now 2 turns left and let go off that clutch! boy, now BREAK.

oh yeah, work those calves. now gimme another 2 left turns of that steering wheel, remember: push and pull, push and pull!

yess! now repeat this for TWO hours! **

oh boy, now look in that mirror and flex those muscles! dont they look HOT. ***

*its not that simple, i lie.

** you need a car first

***experiences may vary

signed,

jchuen. =) cheers fellas

post-per-day

2009-09-20T18:29:00.002+08:00

is it me or does anyone have a problem with phony/plastic/fake/ugly things. and i do NOT mean brand names or dvd's. for i thrive on them and that would be shooting myself in the foot.

but what im getting to are things that are meant to resemble nature.

for instance today i spotted some fake rocks by the side of the road.
why the bleeding fuck would you want FAKE rocks?
oh what are they suppose to look better?
cause well you think u can do a better job than mother nature?
plain ol'rocks just doesn't cut it for you anymore?
you want something more than that?
taking it up a notch huh? an upgraded version of rocks.. nice.. fake rocks. you can call them focks. they rock.

WELL, FOCK YOU.

they really piss me off. its like littering in public.

only difference is. noone cleans it up.

signed
chuen

anything. THIS IS ANYTH KENGYEE

2009-09-19T17:55:00.002+08:00

oh well, throughout the whole exam i only have ONE complaint.

why on earth cant we bring our water bottles in when every paper has an average duration of 1:55 hours?!
its horrible! plopping ur fat arse on a plastic chair in a freezing cold room for 2 hours while looking blankly at each question, waiting for divine intervention and then u breath out a sigh of disappointment and u almost faint coz your breath stinks so bad that it give you a mental block for half an hour.

WE NEED WATER.

didn't anyone read the importance of water in the nutrition chapter of biology?!

and to make matters worse, ur lips start cracking and bleeding and well eating is not as enjoyable as it used to be.

so, why. the. fuck. cant we bring our bottles in?

lets see:

the student might slip some exam notes beneath the plastic sheet that covers the bottle. the plastic sheet that tears immediately when even the teeniest amount of force is applied.
students will get distracted by their bottles. yeah i can see the sense in that. my bottle, it carries water. omg i could stare at it all day.
the water bottle could carry clues. yeah assuming we had no fucking clue what a cylinder looked like and that the chemical content of the water could save us from failing our chem paper.
we could be storing brain enhancers in our water bottles. oh wait, thats a pretty brilliant idea. (i kid, i kid)
we might spill our water. cause well 5 year olds do it and it just makes sense that a 17 year old would do it too. mmhmmm, 5 year olds soil themselves too. do u see me making mud pies as well? (please exclude XWei from no5)

it just defies logic.

signed,

jchuen.

twat, my mouth hurts.

the past

2009-08-08T23:01:00.004+08:00

lol! check this out. i found this in a diskette that was dated the 6th of April 2001. when i was 9.

20 THINGS I LIKE .

1. Delicious Food.

2. Sports

3. Games

4. Internet

5. English

6. Cool Stuff.

7. Television

8. Reading

9. Exploring

10. Drawing

11. Imagination

12. Funny Things

13. Super Heroes

14. Comics

15. Trophy

16. Legendary stories

17. Movies

18.HARRY POTTER

19.Poems

20. Colours

i kid you not. this is genuine.

and i love it. all i can say is nothing has changed although i don't quite understand why i put "english" as no5. I'd probably change it now with "women". ;)

and no20 colours.. seems pretty gay. i wonder what my dad would say if he saw colours on my top20 list of fave things.

and check out what i did on that same date.

i was a pretty angry kid. can you tell?

cheers,

jc.

Dont take July away from me.

2009-07-30T20:49:00.004+08:00

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away
Now it looks as though they're here to stay
Oh, I believe in yesterday.

As July leaves us, it leaves us together with all our freedom and joy and throws us into the deepest darkest pit and we curse and try to find a way out... but there is no escape.

Suddenly,I'm not half the man I used to be
There's a shadow hanging over me

Oh, yesterday came suddenly.

overstatement i know. but it pretty much illustrates the dim prospects of August and September. FUCK YOU TRIALS.

Why she had to go I don't know she wouldn't say.

I said something wrong, now I long for yesterday.

Yesterday, love was such an easy game to play.

Now I need a place to hide away.

Oh, I believe in yesterday

"Yesterday" by the Beatles.

take a sad song and make it better. ;)

quote

2009-07-13T22:02:00.001+08:00

"Women who seek to be equal as men lack ambition."

response post 2

2009-06-25T20:23:00.006+08:00

in reference to Joshua Chan Zuo Sze's post entitled "meaningless" dated 21st of June 2009.

this post posed some interesting points and I felt that writing on the cbox in his blog would not to the post justice so im going to copy some of the interesting points and offer my opinion.

from one paragraph:

But.If u think deeper, LIFE in itself can be neutralised by DEATH.

If what we do now on this earth is for NOW.

Then Life is meaningless because there is no eternal consequence to what we do.

Pleasure is meaningless.

Suffering is meaningless.

Wealth is meaningless

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th President of the United States. in his days in office, he succesfully abolished slavery. Lincoln left to attend the play Our American Cousin on April 14, 1865. As a lone bodyguard wandered, and Lincoln sat in his state box (Box 7) in the balcony, Booth crept up behind the President and waited for what he thought would be the funniest line of the play ("You sock-dologizing old man-trap"), hoping the laughter would muffle the noise of the gunshot. When the laughter began, Booth jumped into the box and aimed a single-shot, round-slug 0.44 caliber Derringer at his head, firing at point-blank range. abraham Lincoln died.

could it be said that his life and all his actions were neutralized by his death?

eternal consequences?

he had abolished slavery and today, we have the first black president in Barack Obama. 144 years later after his death. i dare you to say his life and all his achievements were meaningless and all his hardships and he had to go through to achieve that goal meaningless. i dare you.

i feel that in this paragraph, death has been glorified terribly till the extant where it grinds your face in the dirt. what an insult. i summarised his whole life and paid all the importance on his assasination but i do hope, that that those three words would outshine and outweigh his death and that death does not neutralize life, but rather death is a part of it. and i shall leave it at that.

in another paragraph.( im not going to dwell in the religious part of the post. and im not going to offer an explanation.)

Our human wisdom has a limit.Even if you have newtons brain or whatever.

The limit is death.

All your effort in finding the answers to the questions in life will lead to more questions that are more complex.

And when you die.Selfishly ask yourself

How will your wisdom help you when you rot in the ground?

You might think you have contributed to the world.

That might be true, youve provided temporary solutions.

Well done, but the inevitable is coming.

The day when our human race will and i promise you it will happen, our extinction.

peace.

"All your effort in finding the answers to the questions in life will lead to more questions that are more complex" now why is it that it is said in such a manner that more questions is a horrible bad thing. rejoice! in the fact that there will always be another greater question awaiting us. is that not the most beautiful thing about being human? (no, love is not the most beautiful thing about being human because animals love too.)

well i wont even bother debating the rest of the paragraph. it aint worth it. but what strikes me as interesting was the ending sentence "The day when our human race will and i promise you it will happen, our extinction." now i know this idea was not formed based on evidence or even any thought but, i guess the bible says so.

cheers, chuen

response post

2009-06-21T13:25:00.004+08:00

in reference to Quay Xiao Yun's post entitled "there's so much more to life than this" dated 20/06/2009. (excuse the formality, im only doing it for future references.)

right, reading her post reminded of an article in the TIMES magazine so i went to do a little digging and i found it buried under a ton of forgotten issues. it was dated the 3rd of december 2007. (i know, im quite astounded that i remembered ) the article was entitled "what makes us moral" and i thought a few of the many issues listed by xyun could be explained partially.

so I'll get straight to the point.

in one of the paragraphs,

I find myself taken aback sometimes to see how far I've come, how much i've changed & conformed to the society's unforgiving acceptance. It scares me to think that the very same girl who first stepped into Wesley Methodist is now more accepted compared to then. It wasnt that I had faked who i really was to the world, because if you really know me, you'll find that being someone I am not, to me, is harder than being ostracized by the very society whose acceptance everyone seems to crave.
i have highlighted the issue by which i am going to explain by directly quoting off the TIMES magazine.

At the Arnhem Zoo in the Netherlands, de Waal was struck by how vigorously apes enforced group norms one evening when the zookeepers were calling their chimpanzees in for dinner. The keepers' rule at Arnhem was that no chimps would eat until the entire community was present, but two adolescents grew willful, staying outside the building. The hours it took to coax them inside caused the mood in the hungry colony to turn surly. That night the keepers put the delinquents to bed in a separate area—a sort of protective custody to shield them from reprisals. But the next day the adolescents were on their own, and the troop made its feelings plain, administering a sound beating. The chastened chimps were the first to come in that evening. Animals have what de Waal calls "oughts"—rules that the group must follow—and the community enforces them.
see, humans aren't the only one's that fear being ostracized.

One of the most powerful tools for enforcing group morals is the practice of shunning. If membership in a tribe is the way you ensure yourself food, family and protection from predators, being blackballed can be a terrifying thing. Religious believers as diverse as Roman Catholics, Mennonites and Jehovah's Witnesses have practiced their own forms of shunning—though the banishments may go by names like excommunication or disfellowshipping. Clubs, social groups and fraternities expel undesirable members, and the U.S. military retains the threat of discharge as a disciplinary tool, even grading the punishment as "other than honorable" or "dishonorable," darkening the mark a former service person must carry for life.

"Human beings were small, defenseless and vulnerable to predators," says Barbara J. King, biological anthropologist at the College of William and Mary and author of Evolving God. "Avoiding banishment would be important to us."

in another paragraph,]

it's hard to continually understand why people do things and what has cause them to do something that causes pain to someone else. it is harder to continually excuse their actions and peg them as "they're only human" or "everyone is doing it". Because in all honesty, people should take responsibility for their actions. It's like saying a mass murderer should be excused from what he has done because it wasn't his fault his life was hell and his parents or the environment around him while he was still a boy conditioned him to be the person he is today. &then letting him go to do as he pleases. i know, this is a much larger scale compared to petty high school drama like "she stole my boyfriend" or "he lied to me" or "she bitched about me", but if you really look into, there's no real difference at all.

The deepest foundation on which morality is built is the phenomenon of empathy, the understanding that what hurts me would feel the same way to you. And human ego notwithstanding, it's a quality other species share.

Things are different in the case of the cool and deliberate serial killer, who knows the criminality of his deeds yet continues to commit them. For neuroscientists, the iciness of the acts calls to mind the case of Phineas Gage, the Vermont railway worker who in 1848 was injured when an explosion caused a tamping iron to be driven through his prefrontal cortex. Improbably, he survived, but he exhibited stark behavioral changes—becoming detached and irreverent, though never criminal. Ever since, scientists have looked for the roots of serial murder in the brain's physical state.

Schulman, the psychologist and author, works with delinquent adolescents at a residential treatment center in Yonkers, New York, and was struck one day by the outrage that swept through the place when the residents learned that three of the boys had mugged an elderly woman. "I wouldn't mug an old lady. That could be my grandmother," one said. Schulman asked whom it would be O.K. to mug. The boy answered, "A Chinese delivery guy." Explains Schulman: "The old lady is someone they could empathize with. The Chinese delivery guy is alien, literally and figuratively, to them."

This kind of brutal line between insiders and outsiders is evident everywhere—mobsters, say, who kill promiscuously yet go on rhapsodically about "family." But it has its most terrible expression in wars, in which the dehumanization of the outsider is essential for wholesale slaughter to occur. Volumes have been written about what goes on in the collective mind of a place like Nazi Germany or the collapsing Yugoslavia. While killers like Adolf Hitler or Slobodan Milosevic can never be put on the couch, it's possible to understand the xenophobic strings they play in their people

in another,

&if everyone has their own thoughts, everyone has their own mind and mental capability to create and mould their own existence, then who is anyone to say that what i am doing right now is wrong if it is not to me? who is anyone to say that what he is doing is wrong when it is not to him? No one has the right to enforce a belief or practice unto someone else because, it is their belief, and their practice

What does, or ought to, separate us then is our highly developed sense of morality, a primal understanding of good and bad, of right and wrong, of what it means to suffer not only our own pain—something anything with a rudimentary nervous system can do—but also the pain of others. That quality is the distilled essence of what it means to be human. Why it's an essence that so often spoils, no one can say.

Morality may be a hard concept to grasp, but we acquire it fast. A preschooler will learn that it's not all right to eat in the classroom, because the teacher says it's not. If the rule is lifted and eating is approved, the child will happily comply. But if the same teacher says it's also O.K. to push another student off a chair, the child hesitates. "He'll respond, 'No, the teacher shouldn't say that,'" says psychologist Michael Schulman, co-author of Bringing Up a Moral Child. In both cases, somebody taught the child a rule, but the rule against pushing has a stickiness about it, one that resists coming unstuck even if someone in authority countenances it. That's the difference between a matter of morality and one of mere social convention, and Schulman and others believe kids feel it innately.

&because i know that despite everything i've just typed out, I, myself fall into the same category. the society which will only continue to live in its own denial and continue to destroy itself. Because neither am i above the very people i've just scorned &unless, although highly unlikely, i manage to practice what i preach, i'll only continue to live in disgust with myself

what do u preach?

sincerely, jc.

life ain't so bad. fuck, its pretty darn awesome.

2009-06-13T22:41:00.002+08:00

waking up at 12 in the afternoon and its raining so the sun rays are not directed straight at my groggy, sensitive eyes. plus since it was raining, it isn't too warm and i can still snuggle under the blanket. i fall asleep again and wake up an hour later and i get out of bed, open the door and see my dog, brownie snuggled right outside. i pick him up and put him on my bed and place my head on his back. we both fall asleep again.

life aint so bad. heck, i'd say its pretty darn good.

me alex and alastair go to rock corner and pick up 3 tickets for the Manchester United match against Malaysia's XI which will take place on the 18th of July. tickets cost rm28 for students. cashier hands us the tickets.

once again, life aint so bad. heck, i'd say its pretty darn good.

playing the air guitar to ACDC's back in black topless and jumping around like a rockstar and forgetting that im 17 and that the most important exam of my life so far is a mere 5 months away. yes, life aint so bad. heck, i'd say its pretty darn good.

in reference to mark william's post dated the 6th of 2009. "life ain't so bad"

so guys, chill out take a step back and a deep breathe and you'll see that life aint so bad. heck, i'd say its pretty darn good.

HAIL ME

2009-06-05T15:17:00.002+08:00

my loyal subjects.. feast your eyes on THIS.

omfg la what the hell, the print screen is so fucking blur. what the jibaiz hellz. thiz suckzzz.

damn potong steam la.
fucking fuckerty fuckity fuck fuck fuck fuck.

chuen.

diary entry number2

2009-06-04T22:02:00.004+08:00

2nd of July.

woke up at 1, meaning i had a blissful 13 hours of sleep. i dont know about you guys but i took my watch off when the holidays started and i've totally lost track of time. beautiful. like the ancients, i relied on the sun. too bad i spent almost every hour indoors.

well, me and the family went to Zen in sunway pyramid for a japanese dinner and after that went over to trisha's place for poker.

i shall not dwell on this subject for too long for that was the worst poker session i have ever had. i lost 50bux. pissed me off. i didn't win a single round. every round that i won, i had to share the freaking pot. didnt win a single fucking round on my own.

GAAAH. @#$%@&

after so, off to andrew's place where i spent the night. omygod i fucking hate writing about my life. gosh, fuck it.

has anyone watched 17 again? or high school musical or whatever blasted disney movie that tweens live on? i have absolutely no bloody clue what the bloody hype is all about and why girls go head over heels over a prancy little prick that goes to a hair salon everyday has blue eyes, dances plays basketball and has a six pec.

oh wait. i think i got it.

(yes, this is how you spell six pec. not pack)

anyway, gtg. but i will blog about this subject. soon.

because my day is far more interesting than yours.

2009-06-01T21:45:00.002+08:00

right. 1st of june. 3rd day of our 16 day holiday.

me and the guys went paintballing. man, this is a sport for real men. pussies, stay at home.

i got shot up real bad. again. once again, i end up with the most shots. again. and this one really looks nasty. like fuck nasty.

well, anyway. im just keeping a diary of what goes on in my life during the holidays. so i might post everyday.

the funny thing when they split us into teams was that the short were on one side and the taller ones were on the other. xw, tim, andrew, jasjeet, alastair. taller ones : jonYo, alex, meha, lionel, yau and me. talk about luck. but the tall side still got owned. (im not gonna say tall side, because yes, we aint that tall but we are taller.)

xw: fuck man, u came over shouting "friend, friend!" and u shot me u fucking asshole!

meha: i was shouting to lionel. LOL

well, most of it was yelling and screaming. got the adrenaline pumping real good. but its probably gonna be the a long time before i play. cost 120rm to play. -.- i know.

chuen.

exploits

2009-05-29T21:10:00.003+08:00

You know.. there's a reason why they removed that free refill stand at burger king. and its not cause they felt another table for four would boost their profits.

its cause we customers. we malaysian customers are the most cheap, stingy, audacious, calculative, cheap, sly and horrible customers around. did i mention cheap?

And as we all know, we cant point one finger at one side without 3 fingers pointing back and a thumb pointing at the side. (lets call it karma's right/left hand rule) *note: the thumb shall be direction at which your face will fly when that slap hits you.

and I'm not exception no matter how much i would like to sound like the pompous little rich kid that i am. refilling my 700ml water bottle with cokeandpepsiandvanillacokeand100plusand7up is not exactly one of the highs in my life. but it did feel oh so rebellious and clever. yes. for those of you that know what i mean. nod your head in agreement. there is no such rush and excitement as doing something rebellious and being "smart" enough to outwit the system.

all in favour say "aye".

So, yes. im pretty bummed i cant feel my bottle up with that delightful mixture of fluids anymore, but i guess all good things must come to an end (especially if they're wrong.)

but.. then again. i have filled up a 1500ml waterbottle with coke in mcD's before. (i know! im so aweso-o-o-o-me! hey, now doesn't that remind you of cov bonds..?) yes i KNOW the nerd in me is dying to show off. i guess nerds have ego's too. or only mine.

right the point is.. this time, we managed to do it again.

The story begins when the guys and i went to TGI fridays at pav (horrible food btw. mom cooks way better food. yes my mom DOES know how to do something else instead of packing me sandwiches everyday. ) after the meal, the waiters rushed out grabbed ryan pereira sat him on a high chair and wished him happy birthday! the lot of us were obviously really happy singing joyfully and clapping away loudly. so loudly that chengyee heard us from DOWNSTAIRS. so loudly that sam walked by and actually wished ryan too.

The thing was. It wasn't ryan's birthday.

Before you drop your jaws in disgust and suprise. bear in mind we had a perfectly valid reason.

reason: free cake. ICE CREAM CAKE.

okay, now you can drop them.

ooh, i feel so clever my insides are dancing with joy.

conscience: no you're not. that was a horrible thing to do. you made a fool of the system and in a way you stole their food. what if the next authentic birthday boy comes in later and there's no cake for him? shame on you. you ought to be ashamed of you... hmm wait a sec. ooh. good cake..!(mental high five) win-win situation.

The thing was some table before us had already had a birthday celebration, and the revs, on the table beside us (they came early) after seeing the celebrations, said this.

revs: Ei, ei you guys do the same thing la! i dare you. ha ha haha.

us: Oh but we ARE.

;]

*****

Moving on, i've got quite abit to blog about. and no, im not gonna bore you with my own account of the exams. ;) who cares what a huge public figure like me thinks right? mm hmm. hahah.

Sometimes, doesn't the most cina-fied uncles and aunties annoy the hell out of you?

like the other day, there was a neighbours gathering at this new neighbours home. so as we all know, i live in a really cina chinese area. so all my neighbours are pretty much.. ah biao and ah leng.

So, the thing that really annoyed me is the face that they're never really convinced about something until they get to "feel" it.

eg: this uncle was walking up the stairs and the top of the railing was made of wood. it was obviously wood. but noooo uncle has to poke and prod to "prove" its wood. but the thing was he wasn't poking nor prodding. he banged the poor thing with his hands a few times until his hands hurt and then finally concluded "ya ya, it IS wood." *note: uncle is VISITOR. Uncle is 60. say "ouch", uncle.

i swear im never gonna let him near glass. or fine china.

"OH YAYA, IT BREAK WITH LOUD SOUND! GO 'PIAAANG'! ITS GLASS LAH!"

*****

yes i hoped things would be different

that dreams would come true

that i could rejoice

that i could smile

that i could sing happily

that we would be hand in hand

that i could boast to my friends

that i could feel the same feeling twice

that my heart wouldn't feel so heavy

that my head wouldn't be buried in my hands

that my ipod would stop playing emo songs

that i can at least focus

that i would stop replaying those moments

that deciding moment

that changed everything

that fucking barca.

why did you lose manunited.. why.

2009-05-03T19:25:00.000+08:00

when all the trees cut down

and all the rivers dried.

when the sea rises you drown

and the sun so hot you fry

when you realise money tastes so dry

and digesting plastic is impossible.

when you run out of oil

and the worlds a pit of shit.

when that bloody happens

and you stand there shocked, suprised

dont point that grubby finger

in the direction of your allies

your partners in crime

the leaders which you elected

your poor mother and father

its your fault you dispicable little swine

the signs were fucking clear.

global warnings not a blinking myth

so turn off those fucking lights.

omg! fucking funny shit!!

2009-04-24T20:33:00.000+08:00

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readers,

it can be concluded that most people that visit blogs which are written by bloggers they actually know, not because they are interested in what that individual has to say; but because they want to know if they themselves or their friends were mentioned and if they were, for what reason and when. therefore, as long as there are random names all over a post, people will read it. Be it an oatmeal article or a technical manual, if his/her name is there.. they'll read it.

yours truly, jc.

Daaaamn.

2009-03-21T18:12:00.000+08:00

Now being hypocritical would be to disagree with my header.

unless ur a girl, fag or a racist

Come to think of it, which coloured eye would you prefer? I personally felt that the green one was really exotic and hot. So yes. Green. maybe its a lil biased because my favourite colour is green. BUT you cant deny.. green really goes well with blonde.

cheers, Chuen.

new header!

2009-03-13T23:03:00.000+08:00

gosh, my header makes me look like a complete hypocritical asshole. no?

but moving on. The 1st term exams were a waste of time. literally. subtracted so much time from my precious sleep waking up at 2 just to study.

but hold on, then what time do u sleep you must be wondering. eight. i sleep at eight immediately after my dinner. so yes, i am nocturnal.

but the only joy from the exams is the look i get when i tell people after a paper that it was fucking easy. when its not. they look magnificently stupefied. stunned. and they have WTF written all over their faces and then they agree with you. but unconvincingly. and then i walk away sniggering while the poor fella is panicking. mind you, i only do it to people i know had a hard time like me.

but aside from that we had our civics paper today which was an absolute waste of time.

one of the questions: tuliskan ayat yang akan memeberi dorongan kpd org yang di dalam gambaran

and then theres this pic of two ppl with one girl talking about her misfortune. and then another with an empty speech bubble you're suppose to fill up.

: banjir semalam telah memusnahkan seluruh rumah saya dan semua harta saya. keluarga saya telah terpaksa tinggal di rumah kebajikan.

: CELAKA PUNYA BANJIR! tak apa tak apa. u perlu apa u tanya saya ok?

unfortunate girl my answer

i honestly hate these kind of fucking questions. im 17. im not four where i roll on the floor laughing at someone's misfortune. so i do not see a point in giving you a straight answer which is going to be exactly the same as any tom, dick and harry's answer. besides its funny. i spent a whole minute laughing at the many possible answers that sprouted in my head. the kinds of questions they asked. if i even wrote a fraction of the shit that came up in my head.. but i didnt. i didnt. see? turning over a new leaf ladies and gentlemen.

i cant believe i was the only one that actually watched the match between manu and inter at 3:30am on thursday. coincidentally on the same day as add maths and chem. so i ended up splitting 3 and a half hours of studying between the two subjects.

pretty bad idea as chem and add maths sucked. like really bad.

cheers, jc.

exams are in 3 hours and 20 mins. Good thing I have my iPod.

2009-03-10T04:33:00.000+08:00

u had a bad day.

2009-02-21T21:10:00.000+08:00

Gosh, today is one of those days where everything just goes wrong.

okay so went to detention. reason: going to lunch assembly late.

reaches at 6:45 just because dad had golf to rush to.

so i went to the mamak and read the papers for like an hour or so.

went to school, saw a certain somebody which i shall not name for reasons that shan't be explained. (she sent xw to the office on friday.) and she was in charge of us. yes, i know.

community service.

u know this is why u should NOT give a broom each to 14 teenage boys and expect something else instead of chaos.

everyone gets hyper as hell and we start trashing things and everyone starts role playing. (i for one got to play harry potter, a jedi and tiger woods) *not proud of it*and i caught everything on video camera (which din register onto the memory card i dont know why) (oh wait. HOLY SHIT ITS IN MY IMAGES)

but heres the thing. The golden rule.

YOU DONT FUCKING MESS AROUND WHEN THE WHOLE SCHOOL IS FULL OF PREFECTS AND PREFECT TEACHERS.

flipping leadership camp

so the recordings become an incident and Naresh actually checks my phone and lets just say he got more than he bargained for. and the rest is history.

Han wei. they gave everyone a broom except me.i got an empty bucket. so i gave it to han wei.

btw, i just realized.. there's this hilarious video of me 'slapping' him and its incredibly funny

cheers fellas.

chuen.

love poem

2009-02-02T18:22:00.000+08:00

Beyond watching eyes

With sweet and tender kisses

Our souls reached out to each other

In breathless wonder

And when i awoke

From a vast and smiling peace

I found you bathed in morning light

Quietly studying

All the messages on my phone

-Banksy

Bedroom Boom -ying yang twins feat. avant

2009-02-01T15:27:00.000+08:00

[Verse 1]
Listen baby, sometimes I know I be playin but set aside the bullshit, I'ma grown ass man.
Whats to understand that I love to fuck, Can I hit it from the back or put ya ass in a buck?
Screamin Shawty what's up(sup), are we fuckin' are what(what), We aint got nothin to discuss im simply tryin to bust nuts.
The temperatures risin', We reachin the bed, Ya eyes begin to roll in the back of ya head.

[Verse 2]
Bangin' Headboards, The loud noise, The sound of you screamin.
Turn me on cus it sound like you singin'.
Sayin my name constantly(constantly), Sayin' daddy keep fuckin me(fuckin me).
Get it how you want it long as you keep lovin' me(lovin me).
Put ya thing down,
Boom the bedroom do it right(uh),
And it jus might be a long night, Alright,
Now be Quiet(yea) you dont want them to hear us outside,
let me get on bottom while you ride.

[Chorus]
Bedroom Boom, (Thats whats goin down tonight),
Bedroom Boom, (Let me do ya body right),
My bed will be boomin' for you... (boom boom, boom boom)
Bedroom boom, (All between the sheets baby)
Bedroom boom, (I wanna drive you crazy),
My bed will be boomin for you(ooohh ohh).

[Verse 3 (Avant)]
It feels like heaven when were off in this room together.
I Can hear the music playin, then I hear ya voice sayin,
"Ohh daddy now jus give it to me right there." "Ohh baby, Take a handfull of my hair."
Cus you like it rough (rough) cant get enough (nough).
Cus im the type of nigga thats gon fill you up, like a cup.
And make this love thing overflow,
I wont stop until ya body's tellin me so.
Sheets gettin' sticky from the strawberries and whipped cream,
If these walls could talk they would say this is one hell of a scene.
Now you movin ya body jus like a gymnist,
From the bed to the dresser, All type a' crazy shit.
Faces tellin me stories, Body's hot and so horny,
Hittin it from the rear, Wanna wisper somethin in yo ear. "I'm gonna love you all night... I promise."

[Chorus 2]
Bedroom boom, (Bedroom boom!!)
Bedroom boom, (I can hear it baby!)
My bed will be boomin' for you, (We'll be Fuckin all night, yesssss..)
Bedroom boom, (Hittin yo body!)
Bedroom boom, (Like boom boom boom!)
My bed will be boomin' for you, (My bed will be shakin', til' the screws come loose, while im off in it)

[Verse 4]
Boom goes the bedroom, Behind closed doors, And the bedroom depends on how far things go.
You move slow, I move fast when you off in that ass, But you hittin' that mothafucker like everytime yo last.
Spread yo legs like a bald eagle, Work that back, Move like a snake when you do dat dat.
Now be quiet, You dont want them to hear us outside.
Let me get on bottom while you ride.

[Verse 5]
You hotter than an eye on an stove(Yea) Temptation got ya outta control, (Mmm Hmmm), You tremblin' like you
out in the cold, You screamin' you cant take it no more. Beat the pussy so bad we done fell on the flo.
(Can you believe it?) Throw our clothes in the kitchen and in the garage. All this love is waitin for you
like im El' DeBarge. See my dick stay hard. (Oh) And its gon stay cocked. (Yes) If a bitch fuck wit me she
gettin her cherry popped.

[Chorus 3]
Bedroom boom, (This is serious business, Baby)
Bedroom boom, (What goes on in this room, So amazing..)
My bed will be boomin' for you, (It makes me wanna say Boom! boom! Booooom!)
Bedroom boom, Bedroom boom, (Stay right there, down there!)
My bed will be boomin' for you (I can feel it, and it feels amazing!)

Boom Boom, Boom Boom(Fades)

12 days.. its been that long

but i will

keep strong

n carry on

n on.

2009-01-25T22:37:00.000+08:00

losing Keys -Jack Johnson

Don't worry
Everybody in the room notices you
Sit back and relax
The night is early
We are about to overdo it
So come and tell me something that you've already told me
Cause everybody's heard our lovely stories
I'm hoping some of them are true

I've been losing lots of keys lately,
I don't know what that means
But maybe I've been better off with things that can't be locked at all
I've been feeling kind of sea sick lately,
See you reaching to me gonna save me
You were me, I would much rather take the fall.

i'd really love to see you tonight- England Dan & John Ford Coley

Hello, yeah, it's been a while.
Not much, how about you?
I'm not sure why I called.
I guess I really just wanted to talk to you.

And I was thinking maybe later on.
We could get together for a while.
It's been such a long time.
And I really do miss your smile.

*I'm not talking about moving in.
And I don't want to change your life.
But there's a warm wind blowing the stars around.
And I'd really love to see you tonight.

I won't ask for promises.
So you don't have to lie.
We've both played that game before.
Say I love you and say goodbye.

absolutely infuriating

2009-01-11T20:49:00.000+08:00

my sister is ashamed of me

i KNOW. WHY WOULD ANYONE BE ASHAMED OF ME????

she told mdm nor safarina that she DIDNT have an older brother when asked.

fucking preposterous.

her reason : "im scared afterwards she give me bad testimonial" like, WTF. it doesn't even make sense!

i know i might have given nor safarina abit of shit and she got me suspended... BUT, it wont blooming affect my sister unless she takes all her anger out on my sis. which would be sooo cowardly and pathetic, she should resign from being prefects teacher if she cant even handle face to face confrontation. but she wont la, du'uh. she's a good teacher.

BUT, the point is the fact that i dont really have a good reputation in school which kinda led to the fact that i din get picked for house captain. WHICH I WANTED. honest. really honest. =( honest enough to put a saddie. yes, i hereby christen the sign '=(' saddie. u get the message.

bloody prefects and their clean rep.

so i think its only fair if i have a new years resolution.

get toned.
stop lazing around
be nice
stop insulting sue ann
stop insulting jo. (come to think of it, u guys ask for it)
stop beating the stick so much
stop swearing so much
not flunk bm
get name on that plaque in the hall for SOMETHING
almost forgot, STOP INSULTING XIAN WEI. bOLD, UNDERLINE, ITALLIC

ok, now for the achievable and do-able list

not get sent down more than 10 times
not get suspended. (this is highly necessary because my sister and mom have a wager on this one)
become mc for concert
be more responsible so that UK is within range
choose an ambition (i've shortened it down to a few, whic does not include accounts, engineering and whatever that requires me SERVING ppl.)
not look like a complete fool when we get SPM results
not fail addmaths or chem
get gold medal for something this year
read more
MORE PARTIES. =P

that, ladies and gentlemen, shall be reviewed again and again so that you, can remind me in school if i am doing someth particularly f- wait, no swearing. right. uh.. not in par with this new years resolution.

yours truly,

jchuen.

a place where dreams die along with creative juices.

2009-01-06T18:56:00.000+08:00

yes, school. where we arrive, sit and stare at an insanely unattractive person yap her head off while wishing that you DID uh.. gosh, of all the destructive sentences one can come up with. i cant even write one. clearly, this whole school thing has fucked my brain up already.

so ciao.

coz i actually PASSED chem

2008-12-25T16:47:00.000+08:00

indeed, i DID pass chem.

so ok, hayati isn't a dumb bitch.**

**she still is because of reasons i have yet to come up with, but it is temporary. du'uh.

here's to an awesomely long post abt my holidays which i will now split into 7 chapters.

chapter 1

holidays almost started. last day of school. date, 14/11/08.

last day of school! woopee NOT.

got fucking screwed.

matthews screwed me in the morning for fucking the malay drama up which i dont think i did. call it creative differences and that moore is a fucking ball-less freak and vicky is just a bull dog that learnt to dress slutty.

but wait! thats not the worst part yet!

MY MOM COMES TO SCHOOL TO SPEAK TO MATTHEWS AND GOH.

karma eh,

well lets not get our hopes up on a nice jc for christmas.

well, so my whole entire day is like fucked up and im suicidal the whole time. which sucks balls cause like the japanese ppl came over and i DID spot a few cute ones. BAH HUMBUG.

chapter 2,

OBML date: 17/11/08

i got like fucking thorns stuck in my arm when i was jungle trekking cause i was parang man which meant i had to clear the pathway for a safe trek. then we came across this bamboo like tree that was covered in thorns that had fallen. so since we were on a friggin cliff and there was no other way but to either go through or down, lets just say the latter would lead to a lame death. and im afraid of heights.

so i start chopping away which fuxking sucks cause my hands got fucked up pretty badly from all the thorns getting stuck in my arms and fingers. i bled alot.

so no biggie, when we reach back to the dorm, i have to Pull fuking 4cm thorns out of my arm cause i din know they were there. gah.

besides that there was the lighter side to things.

i got to see jerrel get shit on by a monkey.

i got to play strip black jack with brian, ron, vic and faith.

i had to colgate everyone in my dorm in my underwear for losing the last round.

i got colgated in the morning by yuva.

i got to absolutely shame myself on stage for doing OBML musical. thanks to vic and eli.

i got to learn to sleep on anyth and ignore everyth.

i can now eat milo powder and love it.

i have now slept with a woman. WOOOH! ahahha, i kid i kid. but i have. well technically anyway with mel.

i now hate lesbians that are hot.

i won alot playing blackjack with our provisions. i made 4 apples. =P

i MISS ALL OF Y'ALL! u know who you are and i hope we meet again.

chapter 3.

nothtinf date: i dont remember, but after OBML and before china.

i didnt do anything but i did go out with hannah, eli and alex to oneU.

i hate hannah coz she wore heels that made her look like she was the same height as me. as if. =p

i got tricked by hannah and eli into going to dreamworld which i thought was a lingerie store.

i got dirty stares by old aunties for going into a REAL lingerie store.

i got to see reallly cool stuff like boob shapers and nipple thingies which are HOT. yummy.

i went bowling with them and totally rocked! dont listen to alex. he's a liar.

i went to the batting cages which was totally fucking awesome.

i also went out with k gang, jo, hannah, and trish.

ppl hate me cause i sent one of the rudest and most horrible invitation smses in modern history.

but they still came. =P

we din do anyth awesome until we went to trish's place and played poker.

awesome. now im addicted to texas hold'em.

i ran all the way frm her hse to BSC cz my dad was there.

ppl now think my dad is the most angry fuck in the entire world. he is.

my aussie cousin came back which was totally awesome.

i love my cousin.

he took me to the batting cages again and he rocks eventho he doesn't play it. he can hit top speed man!

he took me to the gym. i now want a gym membership.

he took me to the driving range and im pretty good.

chapter 4

china. date: 14/12/08

i missed xwei and trish's bday.

and china fucking sucked.

well, not the whole of china, but the whole of yunnan.

its so fucking polluted and dirty.

ppl actually spit in LOBBIES.

like WTF.

i conquered snow mountain, which was awesome. the sense of achievement is just overwhelming.

but other than that, china sucked.

chapter 5

"xmas party" date:22/12/08

we have a little gathering and drink alot. ALOT. just me at least.

i can actually slam dunk!

but thats if the rim is broken. HAHAH.

i got high in hartamas square with chengyee and tim. the only ppl that had fun. =P

WANNA SEE DRAGON?**

**inside joke, i dont expect u to understand.

well, i got really really lightheaded and did some fucked up shit.

i actually speak in an english accent which i cant do when im sober.

how cool is that, like the most ppl do when they're high is laugh or get angry. i speak in an ACCENT. hahahah

grace was my best friend when i was tipsy.

jo had to walk me back.

we had more drinks in her house and im telling u joo lee and zzhuo wei are the cutest/dumbest/funniest tipsy couple i've ever seen. imagine if dumb married dumber.

yeah.

then me, kyau and andrew went out for some fresh air. LOL the security guard was like "balik la, u bising tau?"

i slept on the couch at 6 in the morning and hated it.

chapter6 xmas date:25/12/2008

i was forced into going to xwei's church service.

what can i say?

xwei's dad looks like a monkey.

chapter 7 homework. 25/12/2008--> forever

i have 18 essays++ to write for my TUITION

and alot of school work. FUCK ME.

there might be a gathering at my place on the 31st. just come if u want to k?

Hayati you bitch

2008-10-31T20:49:00.000+08:00

i cannot freaking believe it

i got 44% for Chemistry

one mark away from passing.

PASSING.

and i SHOULD have.

just that Hayati is too much of a cracked up dumb bitch to teach chemistry .

it clearly states that chlorine gas is YELLOW GREEN.

U DUMB WHORE.

AND IM NOT GETTING IT FROM A REFERENCE BOOK. I GOT IN FRM VARIOUS WEBSITES.

PROOF

I DONT CARE IF YOUR NOTES STATE THAT IT IS GREEN.

IT MEANS YOU ARE FUCKING UNQUALIFIED TO TEACH ME.

bitch. i hope u get immersed in concentrated hydrochloric acid.

wat the bleeding fuck

2008-10-22T18:45:00.000+08:00

honestly,

what the hell.

the exams were long enough and we all had to sit through a whole load of shit just to wake up at 2 in the morning and read my textbooks for the first time and suffer panic attacks and last minute crammings for TWO WEEKS.

TWO WEEKS.

well technically 7 days BUT all the same,

TWO WEEKS.

then after the computer paper (which was the last paper), everyone gets exactly 16 hours of fun subtracting 10 hours because we all had to catch up on our sleep and another two for the manunited match which we won 3-0, and the remaining 4 hours for whatever.

but the thing is, after the 16 hours are up, i get to go to school and get my add math marks shoved down my throat which i failed. so i become, emo. THEN i get to recieve my COMPUTER marks which i ALSO fail which ends up with me feeling somewhat suicidal. (well not really, since i planned to fail it anyway)

so in a nutshell, i have failed two subjects already.

but i am twice as miserable because there simply wasn't enough time to celebrate my post exams period. 4 HOURS. FOUR. thats exactly one chem paper 2 and one maths paper 1.

thats IT. then i hafta feel guilty cause i didnt try hard enough and this automatically makes my brain think that i should go home pick up a book and start revising.

WHAT THE FUCK??

geez, the least the teachers could do was give us another day or two to let the whole post exam feeling sink in. but NOOOO, we get to be fucked in the ass immediately .

fucking assholes.

but nonetheless the exams ARE over and this year IS the last post exams activity we'll ever have in this blisteringly short life of ours'.

SO HAVE FUN.

cheers.

2008-09-20T17:04:00.000+08:00

she

looks at her daughter with such sad and solemn eyes

and holds her hand

grips it tight.

tear drops fall

drop by drop,

upon her daughter's hand.

she looks into her eyes

the way she did,

when her daughter

just came into this world.

she stops crying

and wipes away her tears

for she must be strong

for her.

she

lies there on her bed

and holds her mother's hand.

she turns to her mother,

but she cannot see.

she tries to tell her something,

but she cannot speak.

her love for her mother

can no longer be expressed by words.

but by touch

and so she holds her mother's hand

tighter.

she

planted this seed not so long ago

and watched it slowly grow.

she showered it with love and care

so that the tree would never go bare.

but

tragedy stuck,

the leaves began to fall.

she tried and tried to cure the tree

but her efforts were in vain.

the tree was bare

in the morning

it had died in the night

the last leaf fell so quietly,

so silently.

but the tree would suffer no more

the tree

was free.

rest in peace

Su Lian.

your strength and courage inspires us to reach for greater heights.

So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,

So long lives our memories, and memories give life to thee.

rain

2008-08-28T18:52:00.000+08:00

she falls

trying so hard,

so desperately

to wash away

the dirt

the grime

the blood

that covers the earth

like a mother

scrubbing her son's shirt

over,

and over again.

but the boy

puts on the shirt

and gets dirty again.

and so the mother

scrubs

and slowly

wears it thin.

one day,

the shirt will tear

and the boy

will have nothing to wear.

random shit

2008-08-12T21:17:00.000+08:00

on the coconut:

Mistakenly thought of as a fruit, the coconut is a small hairy skull that when planted will grow into a gorilla. Cracking a coconut open reveals a chewy fibrous white meat and a translucent liquid. These substances are the embryonic form of the gorilla's brain.

on the american dream :

In short:

Gatsby shirts, yes! Space shuttles, yes! Rampaging music CDs, yes! Cheap fuel, yes! 24-Hour Burger Joints, yes! Arrogant impertinencethroughout the world, yes! Poptarts, Yes! Go! Go! Go!

on awkward conversations:

Hey, Hey! Haven't seen you in a while. What? Yes, its Jim! Jim Schuman! I was two rooms down from you at Alpocorp three years ago. Yeah, we talked that one time during the fire drill. You were going through that divorce at the time. You remember don't you? Your wife had just cheated on you with one of her fellow dolphin trainers at SeaWorld. Yeah! How did that turn out for you? ....Oh.....Really? Left you with nothing but your old '91Civic....Right... Well, umm... Sorry about that man.....Uhh... But, hey! You're better off without her, right?.... Really? She's modeling now?.... That...sure is...uhhh....something, isn't it...

on drugs:

Drugs have the unique and beneficent properties of:

Making a person feel happy
Making him simultaneously cool
Making everyone else uncool until they start using drugs too.

on kissing:

kissing is a method of transferring nutrition from a well nourished human to a not so well nourished human by way of regurgitation.

on Paris Hilton:

The Paris Hilton is a hotel located on the Avenue de Suffren near the Trocadero Gardens in Paris. Rooms in the Paris Hilton offer spectacular views of theEiffel Tower and the River Seine. This 4-star hotel offers 461 rooms, two restaurants (with one specializing in California-style cuisine), and many business amenities.

The elegant facade of Paris's greatest hotel is dominated by its iconic doors, which are the largest and widest in Europe. If you've seen Paris Hilton, you've seen its entrance. The doors' two experienced doormen work day and night ensuring the swift passage of guests going in and out, in and out, again and again. Indeed, you will be welcomed whether you choose to enter through the front or back door. Critics have said that the hotel is compromising its security by its willingness to let almost anyone through its main entrance and that, in these days ofterrorist uncertainty, such irresponsible openness could leave the site vulnerable to attack from a suspicious package. The proprietors don't appear to care.

A night in the world-reknowned Paris Hilton can be a relaxing or thrilling experience. Just think of all the rich and famous people who have been there before you. It is common practice for guests to document their time at the hotel with audio-visual equipment. This is available from reception for a small fee (equipment may require cleaning). Guests can then share the sights and sounds with friends at home using the wireless internet connection. The hotel also provides extremely secure storage services for audio-visual recordings.

linkage of lines

2008-08-03T22:29:00.000+08:00

picture of "linkage of lines"

taken by Mark William.

tis beautiful is it not?

the bold black lines cross the frame

across the clear,

blue

sky.

so symbolic

it shows

how we, men slowly

but surely

cut the trees

clear the hills

darken the sky

murder our planet

and ruin our futures

but yet

we still are able

to immortalize and treasure

this memory

of the clear,

blue

sky

and do nothing.

2008-06-26T20:52:00.000+08:00

Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?

then he is not omnipotent.

Is he able, but not willing?

then he is malevolent.

is he both able and willing?

then whence cometh evil?

is he neither able nor willing?

then why call him God.

-Epicurus

Diary by Bread.

2008-06-20T22:55:00.000+08:00

I found her diary underneath a tree.
and started reading about me
The words she's written took me by surpise
you'd never read them in her eyes.
They said that she had found the love she waited for.
Wouldn't you know it, she wouldn't show it.

When she confronted with the writing there,

simply pretended not to care.

I passed it off as just in keeping with

her total disconcerting air

and though she tried to hide

the love that she denied,

wouldn't you know it, she wouldn't show it.

And as I go through my life, I will give to her my wife

all the sweet things that I can find.

I found her diary underneath a tree.
and started reading about me.
The words began stick and tears to flow.
Her meaning now was clear to see.
The love she'd waited for was someone else not me
Wouldn't you know it, she wouldn't show it.

and as I go through my life, I will wish for her his wife

all the sweet things that she can find

all the sweet things they can find

cause my convos are far more interesting than your's.

2008-06-05T22:31:00.000+08:00

jchuen says:
go die

hafiz says:
you ka
hafiz says:
bang bang!
hafiz says:
haha i hit with you first with sniper! a HEADSHOT!!

jchuen says:
=.=

kim kardashian has a sex tape.

me liiike.

lotsa love, jc.

coz aeroplanes need to land somewhere.

2008-06-03T14:42:00.000+08:00

well see me and kengyee were talking. (nv u mind wat we were talking abt)

but somehow we ended up with her saying this.

JcTan says:

boobs?

kengyee says:

please la

kengyee says:

what boob

kengyee says:

JcTan says:

breaast

kengyee says:

WHAT BREASTS

JcTan says:

uhh... those two things on ur chest

JcTan says:

they stick out abit

kengyee says:

my chest is a runway

JcTan says:

yeah

i swear we weren't talking abt wat we shudnt.

u can put that gun away wee chan.

love, jc

dirty old bitch.

2008-05-29T20:16:00.000+08:00

lol wat a fucking great swear word.

isn't it just fan-tastic?

like u just start yelling and u shout " XXX YOU....

diiiirty.

old

bitch!

put it all togetherrrrr....

"the good old days are here motherfucker, oopsiee im terribly sorry i meant GRANDmotherfucker."

tim. hide that blasted erection of yours

i'll die.

lets blog abt the exams!!!

i'll skip the boring parts. besides hu comes to a blog and wants to listen to whining and moaning?

it was FUN.

HECK, i only wish i sat next to more.. ermmm intellectual individuals. yeah.

but to the funny part COMPUTER!!

in one question they asked us this :

list FOUR elements needed to have an internet connection.(something like dat)

this is what i put :

electricity

wires

and 4. list examples of wires

extra element: modem!

this is what mark william chew put:

buy a modem

set tcp/icp(just when u think he gets it....)

dun use internet when raining or it will destroy the modem. trust me. (i swear on my granny's grave he wrote "trust me")

enjoy

xtra element :
you can use internet explorer or mozilla firefox.i recommend mozilla firefox

the cheeky mother fucker.

just when u think that is the pits u read alastair's answers :

earth

wind

fire

water

xtra element:phychic

gotta catch'em all

"there's no way you're going to get a quote from us to use on your book cover" Metropolitan Police spokesperson on graffiti genius Banksy.

maaan..

2008-05-17T18:34:00.000+08:00

a father asks his son "why do u workout and yet remain so thin?"

before the boy replies, the mom shouts out "ya laah, everyday waste 13g of proteins dunno how many times a day.."

guess what it means.

got it?

poor boy eh?

holy fucking shit.

i had the best dream of my life.

here's how it goes.

me in class. gets addmaths paper 2.

EVERY QUESTION I ANSWERED WAS CORRECT.

i might have thought of believing in god after getting it.

it was so real! xian wei got ZERO.

it MADE SENSE!

then the setting totally changes and this is when i found out it was a dream

i was banging this hot asian chick. maaan..

snap back to reality. and lost 13g of protein in the process

yes, i'll remain thin for a long long time.

cheers.

glorious anger

2008-05-09T23:41:00.000+08:00

i recently visited this form2's blog i have no idea wat his name was or wat he looks like but he sure sounds alot like xian wei and i.

the immature rantings.

the "why-why-shud-i-give-a-shit" attittude.

the anger. all bottled up and explosive.

using the blog as a battlefield.

attack by attack launched at anyone and anything.

beautiful.

magnificent.

tear-jerking.

its true wat they say. jackasses are like mushrooms.

ok i gtg. topic will come up after exams tho.

sincerely,

TjChuen

2008-05-02T20:56:00.000+08:00

"Fucking with a rubber is like smelling a flower with a gas mask." - Ata 'Toast' Bozaci. world renown graffiti writer.

its MAY

2008-05-01T16:03:00.000+08:00

its May
to be exact its May Day
may you have fun in may
maybe i will
cause some mayhem
with mayonaise
mate with a male mayfly
you better make way.

i have the flu.

its horrible.

Symptoms of influenza can start quite suddenly one to two days after infection. Usually the first symptoms are chills or a chilly sensation, but fever is also common early in the infection, with body temperatures as high as 39 °C (approximately 103 °F). Many people are so ill that they are confined to bed for several days, with aches and pains throughout their bodies, which are worst in their backs and legs.[1] Symptoms of influenza may include:

Body aches, especially joints and throat
Coughing and sneezing
Extreme coldness and fever
Fatigue
Headache
Irritated watering eyes
Nasal congestion
Reddened eyes, skin (especially face), mouth, throat and nose
Abdominal pain (in children with influenza B)[52]

It can be difficult to distinguish between the common cold and influenza in the early stages of these infections,[2] but usually the symptoms of the flu are more severe than their common cold equivalents.

its passed frm mammal to mammal so it must've been passed to me frm someone. hope that someone dies.

on a lighter note,

Manchester United are in the UEFA champions league FINALS.

we come up against Chelsea and i have a good feeling Manchester United will paint moscow RED.

nickelback - Savin me

2008-04-27T12:48:00.000+08:00

Prison gates won't open up for me
On these hands and knees I'm crawlin'
Oh, I reach for you
Well I'm terrified of these four walls
These iron bars can't hold my soul in
All I need is you
Come please I'm callin'
And oh I scream for you
Hurry I'm fallin'
[I'm fallin']

Show me what it's like
To be the last one standing
And teach me wrong from right
And I'll show you what I can be
Say it for me
Say it to me
And I'll leave this life behind me
Say it if it's worth saving me

Heaven's gates won't open up for me
With these broken wings
I'm fallin'
And all I see is you
These city walls ain't got no love for me
I'm on the ledge of the eighteenth storey
And oh I scream for you
Come please I'm callin'
And all I need from you
Hurry I'm fallin'
[I'm fallin']

Show me what it's like
To be the last one standing
And teach me wrong from right
And I'll show you what I can be
Say it for me
Say it to me
And I'll leave this life behind me
Say it if it's worth saving me
Hurry I'm fallin'

Hey!All I need is you
Come please I'm callin'

And oh I scream for you
Hurry I'm fallin'
[I'm fallin', I'm fallin']

Show me what it's like
To be the last one standing
And teach me wrong from right
And I'll show you what I can be
Say it for meSay it to me
And I'll leave this life behind me
Say it if it's worth saving me
Hurry I'm fallin'
Say it for me
Say it to me
And I'll leave this life behind me
Say it if it's worth saving me.

ok, i'll post since noone else will.

2008-04-18T21:39:00.001+08:00

honestly theres nothing to post abt.

oh yeah, check out the nice little vilage of "fucking"

sincerely, TjChuen

pffffftshiiit.

2008-04-15T21:11:00.001+08:00

Apologize

I'm holding on your rope

Got me ten feet off the ground

And I'm hearing what you say

But I just can't make a sound

You tell me that you need me

Then you go and cut me down

But wait...

You tell me that you're sorry

Didn't think I'd turn around and say..

That it's too late to apologize,

it's too late I said it's too late to apologize,

it's too late

I'd take another chance,

take a fall, take a shot for you

And I need you like a heart needs a beat

(But that's nothing new)

Yeah yeah

I loved you with a fire red, now it's turning blue

And you say Sorry like an angel,

heavens not the thing for you,

But I'm afraid It's too late to apologize,

it's too late

I said it's too late to apologizes,

it's too late

Woahooo woah

It's too late to apologize,

it's too late I said it's too late to apologize,

yeah yeah I said it's too late to apologize,

a yeah

I'm holding your rope

Got me ten feet off the ground...

"rope"? "ten feet of the ground"? "cut u down"?

im pretty sure it means this

yeap.

anyhow dled their album.

couldn't help but to think that they sound like a very emo, more punk-ish, Coldplay.

im sorry i cant help it. it just sucks.

resurrection

2008-03-20T12:45:00.000+08:00

a phoenix rising from its ashes,
a blog brought back to life.
be prepared for its backlash,
i need not say it twice.

how bloody cool is that??

hu misses me?~

EVERYONE

i know.

ok,

dramatic beginning: check

obnoxious self: check

well, to start things off, lets have a little joke!

Confucius say,

if u drop watch in toilet, u have shitty time!

but Confucius also said,

today is the tomorrow you promised me yesterday

which is wise.

i cant stand theft.

yesterday, i experienced it first hand when my rm140 was stolen frm my wallet yesterday.

whoever toke it obviously wanted to rub it in my face for he took the money, left the wallet and had me keep the change.

fucking shit, okay aside frm the fact that i was careless to have put it in my pants and left my pants in class; i find it unacceptable that ppl would go snooping around looking for cash.

where is your moral? THE MONEY IS FOR MY FUCKING MONITOR'S BLAZER.

i cant accept it, all this while i thought all students at wesley were a fine lot and ppl who lost stuff must have just been unlucky.

thanks for killing off that thought.

all this while i have defended my school's name whenever i talk to others abt their school's poor discipline. i have always said that my school is a good school.
but i guess that'll change wouldnt it?

whatever it is, i wonder how the bloody hell does one have the balls to spend the money that was not his, the money that was my fathers, and my father worked hard.

as they say, all things start small, i guess what would have started off as stealing rm140 would eventually lead to bigger things and his/her future is tainted.

blame your parents? please.
i have better things than to blame other sides than the very individual.
i do not understand how ppl can blame their parents. its unacceptable. as an individual, one would have moral standards unless one was fucking raised bby motherfucking wolves.
the brain, no matter how young would know how to differentiate right from wrong.
try it, ask a 2 yr old toddler to push another, and he would refuse.

it is how one ignores his own judgement and becomes as primitive as his predecessors.
in simple words, one's conscience.

if you see a piece of paper drop on the floor right before your eyes, the mind automatically tells you to either pick it up or leave it.
pick it up and immediately, u forget the whole incident.
leave it and u will feel a sense of guilt. it is not overwhelming but it is a tinge of guilt and a little shame.

that is if your normal.

that was just picking up a piece of paper.

what about stealing rm140?

could the same principles be applied?

i wouldn't know.

but i think not,

to begin with, it is not as though the money magically appeared in front of that individual.

he had a completely different mindset.

he had already set his mind to finding some money and stealing it.

so in the beginning, he had already ignored his judgement on what is right and wrong. so there were no two choices of whether he should leave the money or take it.

therefore, he has become as primitive as an animal fighting for its survival in the jungle.

animals, they can come in colourful and deceitful appearances to trick its prey or enemies and ensuring its survival.

survival

does our country and its people look as though we're waiting to gobble each other up?!

why the fuck would you steal money?

you go to a private school, so the question of poverty is out of the question.

you are 16, what would you need that costs so much? and if that individual could think properly, wouldn't his parents suspect anyth?

maybe im just naive but the only valid reason i could come up for this sad son of a bitch is his disillusioned mind tells him that he is amazing when he steals and that he achieves a sense of pride and triumph.

get a life.

sincerely, tjchuen

dirt in our wallets.

2008-02-06T12:34:00.001+08:00

ok im back.

ok, the next time u open ur angpow which wud be tmr or so, dont be suprised, i repeat DONT be suprised if u open ur angpow and think that ur money has been vommited on by someone who has an appetite for that blue yucky kuih that u can get in pasars.

instead rejoice! for ur uncle/aunty/daddy/mommy was free enough to be out trading in their old notes for the new one instead of worrying abt out country's dire situation.

but while we are still on subject of dirt, i will explain why i think the new 50 dollar note is dirt

b4 that, lets take a trip down memory lane.

this was our first 50 dollar note.

i must say our 2nd one was really beautiful. rich with malaysian culture. excellent.

our third one, i must say, we cut down alot on the malay culture part but it looked abit more modern.

and then, in 1998 there was a draft, an idea to release a new 50 dollar note. it looked like this

its made of the same material as the 5 ringgit note. a change of colour, definitely an improvement. and that was exactly 10 years ago.

10 years after, we drop the motherload of shitloads.

brace yourselves.

taadaaaa. yes i can hear the *gasps* the *groans* and the all so recognisable *WHATTHEFUCK*
ok, im not art critic but i think i know fucked-up when i see fucked-up.
lets see, we'll start at the top left and go clockwise.

ok, i see the borders, its greeny/dirty yellow which totally clashes with the blue of the note. and the note itself, it goes frm light ugly to darker. and WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT UGLY PAINTING OF THE HIBISCUS ABOUT? was the country saving money on artists? did u guys pocket 90% of the budget?? fuck man, the red clashes and stands out on the blue background like fking acne on an already fked up face. it even looks like we took a few pointers frm the 1950-s.

but wait, there's fking more.

ok, dont get me started, the 50 sign at top right is either wrong colour or the country is really cutting back on funds. and that picture, that picture. UGH. did u hafta frame it??? kelapa sawit and molecules in the fking middle?? ok either we're trying to say we're a country that is all abt botanism or we're fking blind and confused coz we're not either. and the font of out number 50 is fking ugly. im telling u since the 2nd note, we've gone downhill like shit. GOD IT SUCKS BALLS.

thank u.

a post abt dirt

2008-01-27T14:35:00.000+08:00

dirt as we know is dirty.

i know, ur probably popping up with a hundred witty and cute remarks to say abt my first line. i dont mind, i would mind if u had nth to say abt it, it would mean ur too fucking stupid to read this blog.

and if ur defending urself in your mind now, its probably too late. but cheers anyway. STUPID.

anyway, as my title reads, today's post is abt dirt.

to start things off, saturday was interact club's "clean-toilet-day" . sad to say, i am not in that club. yes, yes, i was rejected. BIG DEAL. as u can see the whole of K gang didnt get in. DO I SEE A PATTERN HERE?

yes, if u dont understand u probably live under a tupperware or ur the same person that that got insulted by me in the 2nd paragraph. cheers again.

anyhow, me and the football team had a training session that day and lets just say the session would qualify for at least half an hour on discovery channel's "dirty jobs"

well anyway, after being covered with grime and maybe dog shit. me, xxx and xian wei went back to school.

xxx: hey when we go back to school, let me ask whether we can shower ok?
jc: nvm wan la, just go in there and crap the damn place up, owh the interactors are gonna love it.
xxx: dont la, let me ask after i kena marah u knw.
jc: fine but if teacher dont let u dont go i'll go ok?

AND WE DID. and i stole the surau's slippars coz i din have any at that time. lucky jsh took it. thanks mate.

the next topic related to dirt will be due during or after cny.

baby..

2008-01-23T12:00:00.000+08:00

my baby..

my one and my only,

my now and always,
my life and my everything,
my precious,
my beautiful,
my sunshine on a shitty day,
my rain on a sleepy day

my laughter when i have no voice

my baby, i love you. now and always

you make heads turn
you are slim and beautiful
you are a work of art

you are one of the most beautiful creations ever

you are the benchmark

you have the most beautiful voice

you are the one i will treasure and protect

i will hold u so gently

i will touch u so delicately

i will caress you so sensually

i will never leave you no matter what.

i will. and you know i will.

i love you.

my baby xxxxx <3

i open the door to my heart.

2008-01-17T19:29:00.000+08:00

wow. THAT has to be the most EMO title i've ever typed.

but lets stick with it.
everyth typed here is frm my heart, so there should be veeeery little insults thrown around

this is long overdue but lets get over with it.

2007 has been very eventful. and one could not possible get over it that easily.

and then 2008 came along.

somehow, its CRAP.
i have nv been so busy at the STARTING of the year. its like hw every fucking day. i've gotten so many ulsers lately because of it. (mostly coz i start doin my work at 10.) but the point is, one shud be entitled to a relaxing first month of ANY year.

anyhow, moving on now, xian wei is in my class and today he choked on his SALIVA. a whole new low. way to go.

sean left us.

let me make myself clear. sean : the person i was friends with since form one, the person whom i have eaten together for every break and lunch, the friend that introduced me to scary movie and all the teen movies that ever existed, the friend who got me interested in breakdancing altho i have lost all interest in it, the friend who helped me get some jobs, the friend who was insanely underweight, the friend who dyed his hair like a tiger's ass during the holiday, the friend who was quiet yet nv hesitate at laughin at our jokes, the friend who had a special way of kicking a ball from te air, the friend hu nv missed a header, the friend which i sat next to in form 2 for maths, the friend who bluetoothed all his songs to me, the friend who invited us to his home and where we played fifa 2008. the friend which grabbed most of the attention in form one because of his good looks, the friend hu looked emo and half starved, the friend who made xian wei fear him for most f his form 2 life, the friend who was such a fking violent ass when he was form 1 and 2, the friend who complimented on some of my grafftiti, the friend who pulled me up when i was sitting on the floor, the friend hu called me when i was form one to let me hear "my dad's gone crazy" by eminem, the friend who was private, the friend that had toenails that looked like they were genetically modified, the friend who was just a friend to all who did not feel to be close to anyone, the friend who wore converse shoes when we were form 1 & 2 and complained our asses of abt its cheap ass soles, the friend who had 50 cent bling in form 1 and showed it off to us, the friend who nv forgets how his neighbour rammed up my knee so hard my leg looked like it was mercedes branded, the friend who was an arsenal fan, the friend who was a friend, a good friend, a mate and part of K gang, i'll miss you.

*sniff*

god im so emo right now, kenny G is not helping.

sincerely, Tjchuen
i'll miss u mother fucker.

fuck

2007-12-29T18:40:00.000+08:00

fuck. whatever i got for my pmr is totally insignificant.

WHY?

because if i were to state how happy and satisfied i was, my mind unconsciously tells me this.

1) xian wei, retard no 1 in our gang got straight As.

that was my brain typing. my heart states otherwise.

2)7887 ppl got 8As in KUALA LUMPUR alone.

which is 2As more than me. which means they scored straight As while taking ONE more subject than me. which i, only got 6 out of 7 for. which means i cannot compare myself to any of them which means while i cudnt even score for ONE language paper which is BM, they scored TWO.

which means while i only got 6/7 which means 85% out of 100%, if i were to measure myself up against ppl who took 8 subjects and got all As for them. wat i have achieved wud be insignificant. this is because with that extra A, it wud mean they got 114% which is 29% more than me. which also means i, being a chinese boy, have failed my identity.

FUCK ME.

3)if we were to compare ourselves to any other countries. exclude the ones that u knw ARE stupid. or simply incapable because of their countries status. status being "at war, chaos or natural disaster has struck." NOT simply "malay." yes i knw, GOOD JOKE.

yes, u knw wut to expect, so before u get all smug, think abt the fact that if u were to migrate to another country, u would be put in probably a special needs class.

4)my family, including my extanded family, friends etc is PROUD while being ignorant abt the above facts. which results in me feeling aboslutely STUPID when i think abt what i am.

now for the mother load

5) I ACTUALLY THINK IM GOOD.

FUCK.

NOW, six reasons why getting 6As is better than 7.

1) when u get 6As, u can boast. why?

because, even when u boast, ppl cant tell because, well u didnt get straight As.

2) u can still tell ppl FUCK bm. who gives a shit? certainly not me.

and ppl dun question u, i mean u DID fuck ur bm paper up.

3)it shows ppl that no matter how perfect i am, i AM flawed, that what makes us human. and I am qualified. coz i din get straight As.

4)6As make u sound like a rebellious boy that has good results. if u WERE a rebellious kid and u got 7, ppl would have to see u before they made that conclusion. where else 6 speaks volumes by it self.

5)by getting 6As, and flunking my bm, i have become the majority of students who have fked their bm paper up hence, making the gouvernment realise what a burden bm is. or iin our case, maybe matthews will cancel bm. i mean our school IS private

6) six sounds so much cooler. i mean we even get to use cooler hand gestures when we tell ppl.

yea? hahah

oh well, i shall try my hardest to get myself an ipod nano video.

heck jz another post

2007-12-14T20:46:00.000+08:00

has anyone gone to a mamak store and found out all u cud watch was SUNTV?
specifically, a music video programme?
well, i found myself in that situation this very day.

fact,
only three songs can be fit into a whole half an hour.

fact ,
advertisements HAVE to be songs.

fact, malaysia is made of sad sad idiots
why i say someth like dat?

ok, u knw all those little chat logs at the bottom of the screen when the music video is played where one has to pay an ammount to sms whateva they want and it wud be displayed for the whole nation?

well, this programme is making big bux all right. ppl actually have conversations on that chat log.
and talk abt reaching out to other races, there were tons of ppl smsing in MALAY. when they cud sms in tamil. i might be making conclusions a wee bit too early but i seriously have no idea what else could this mean.

so i came up with a few reasons
1. the person is malay. respects to SUNTV, they actually lured MALAY ppl into watching a HINDU channel.

i shall put it in malay incase the person who i am talking abt happens to watch this. ENGKAU INI MEMANG KASIHAN LA.

2. indian ppl are seeking ways to be degrade themselves.

indian ppl just find the malay language sexy. i mean, what could be more sexy than a language that stresses upon foul words frm other races?

speaking the malay language in ur everyday life will increase ur chances of deceiving ppl that u ARE indeed malay and lay a malay girl with a richass father whoe earned his money the malay way.

3. u want to stand out and u cant think of a better possible way to make heads turn besides screaming "IM INDIAN BUT I SPEAK MALAY!"

4. u wake up one day and u just say to youself "u knw wut? life just isnt meaningful enough if u dont make fun of urself and laugh." so u decide to hit the motherload of all jackass stunts and speak malay. i mean u can videotape urself and post it on youtubes and get comments like "whoa wtf, that was rad man!"
" shit u got balls man"
"fuck! ur my fkin idol"
"fkin awesome shit dude."

5. u have no indian friends

6. u figure lepak-ing in malls is ur way of life.

7. u feel that there is not enough controversy in ur life and what better way than to get a headstart than speaking malay while being indian?

8. u want to be the britney spears of malaysia. britney did this did that well eat this britney! im indian but im speaking malay! whose the bigger wreck NOW?

9. ur motto is "what doesnt kill u makes u stronger"hence u welcome the daily beating ups.

10. u may watch bollywood, but in truth, ur greatest passion is lousy vocals and shitty lyrics sung by our boys in brown!

heck i could go on all day but that should be it for the day.

now, i would like to comment abt this indian music vid i saw. HECK its not ur usual field dancing song.
picture this.

its downtown bombay, a gang of strong and buffed up indian men have captured a beautiful lady-passerby which coincidentaly happens to be our leading actress! noone dares to do a thing. the town is scred stiff!
she screams in tamil and opens her eyes so widely u feel she must be really dedicated to her job.
THEN.
a motorcycle aproaches. a big fierce harley davidson kind of bike. but there is no rider! but alas, there is! he is lying down on his bike while his bike speeds at 130km/h toward the bad guys.
THEN
the bike breaks so dramaticaly that the rider is flung out into the air. but he manages to land on both feet while winking.
THEN
out of nowhere a guitar appears and our handsome bearded rider starts to play his guitar and all of a sudden the town begins to dance behind him all equiped with acoustic guitars waiting to kickass! did i meantion they were scared stiff in the beginning?
THEN
out hero start shooting out of his GUITAR. and he manages to catch his beautiful damsel in distress. he looks at her. she looks at him.
THEN
they break out into a victory dance and in the meantime backup arrives. so the hero dances and kills almost every man to hold someth. i cud have sworn he shot a guy holding a banana. this continues for a good 7 minutes.
THEN
the boss arrives. he steals our heroes GUITAR. the townsfolk as scred silly AGAIN. but our hero has a few tricks up his sleeve. he reaches out and grabs the guitar case and shoots a rocket at out boss. the town explodes and the bad guys fly into the sky the way power rangers do when they get shot. INCREDIBLE. absolutely MAGNIFICENT.

someth else i saw on tele.
u know the profitable plots advert?
isnt it ridiculous?
u knw the one with steve macman and bryan robson?

"hey robbie, u heard of profitable plots? i bought one"
yea macca, i bought two
"u bought two??? i onli bought one"

the acting is SOOO horrible its funny. dont quit ur day job mates.

em..

2007-12-07T22:10:00.000+08:00

uh..

yea..

abt wut i wrote.

no offence yea?

its more of a read for fun kind of thing dun take it seriously.

yea?

cool.

ok, jsh. i shall use ur idea.

EVERYONE IS NICE.

frankly coz noone has screwed me yet

ok. well, today i read my 8-yr old cousin's book of answers.
there was this page in the book that was answering the "where did babies come frm"

well, this is what it said." when mommy and daddy love each other very much, daddy's penis becomes very stiff and fits perfectly into mommy's vagina. this is called 'making love' or 'having sex'

damn if onli i read it when i was his age.
instead of staying up all night trying to figure out wut they were doing in titanic.

my parents still dont let me watch it.

but i did. its good.

oh yeah. XYUN AND ALAS ARE LEAVING US.

NOOOOOOOO.

there i spilled my guts out in one line.

*sniff*
PLEASE sms them. it cost them double toRECIEVE

=)

sincerely, TjChuen

www.chuen-slams.blogpsot.com

2007-12-05T17:18:00.000+08:00

what do u feel when u read my title?

could it be "slam"? slam wut? basketball?

DEEEEEHHH (annoying buzzer sound)

to trully understand the meaning of "chuen-slams" let me tell u a little story.

jc din like a few blogs and decided to make a blog dedicated to slamming blogs. ok, get off my fucking my lap, story fking over. geddit? no? HU CARES

and it has come to my attention that this blog is not fulfilling its purpose. notice its singular, not plural?

so lets get down to bussiness.

first up, ky's. ur onli first cause i have to go to urs b4 i get to read other blogs.

WHATS WITH THE EMO-NESS? the lovey-dovey pics that scream "im a 40-yr old virgin"
geez. girl, ur FIFTEEN u have a whole life ahead of u to find love. dun succumb to using a pic of a girl holding a guys hand to tell ppl im fking wishing i was in love. it makes u sound like a girl noone talks to. i have to read ur cbox to realise i AM reading ky's blog.
btw, thanks for the lovely remarks of me in ur blog. no, serious. im not sarcastic. more ppl need to call me a gentleman.

next up, grace
another emo-fied blogger. just that ur very open abt ur emo-ness. hoo-fking-ray.
3 cheers for emo-ness. telling ppl that u wish u liked the way u look, wishing u were smart and wishing u were comfortable with urself. geez, do i have to bitch slap u to get u to ur senses? ur a beautiful girl with a great personality. as u always preech to others abt ur God's greatness. well, appreciate his blessing bitch.
fuck, i look like shit, do i complain?!

aite, next. cheng yee.
look, i dun mean to be an asshole, ur a great friend. i love u as a friend but dun FKING POST ABT UR FKING LIFE. notice everyone just says its like a diary? well, it is AND ITS FKING BORING. no offence meant.

THANK U.
if u read this post and felt so fucking offended u wish u could cry then DO SOMETHN TO CHANGE UR BLOG STYLE.
ok, im pretty fucked right now. im just bored and i want to read quality. not quantity.

FUCK. the gov is cracking down on ppl who dl illegally, and the fine can go up to rm 500,000.
WAT THE FUCK.
firstly u mother fucker, did u realise that most of the ppl that dl, dl because of the fucking rediculous prices `one has to pay for an imported cds?
that most of the good cds cant be bought in this fking country and we dont want to buy an album with "malaysia special edition" printed on the fking cd cover?
FUCK.
yea, im not thinking logically right now, i know what the govt is doing is right. but i just wanna say someth against it.

weird.

2007-12-04T11:02:00.000+08:00

funny, yesterday, i helped my mom mark her pre-school exam papers done by her 6 year old class, they managed to do pretty well. the funny thing was that the papers were pmr standard.

I guess i should rant abt out country's poor standard in education. BUT, my poor english forbids me to do so. seriously.
therefore, i seriously hope anyone who reads my post will blog abt our country's poor education standards.

secondly, can anyone blog abt the main things that happened to our form this year?
like : remember the time xxx did blablabla

someth like dat.

thirdly,
will someone post somrth REALY emo abt how time flies?

fourthly,
will someone post pics of themselves from form1 till whatever form just to compare?

thank u, i do hope u will do whatever i suggested.

ASK ME ABT CHIIIINAAA.!!!!

2007-11-26T10:56:00.000+08:00

china was awesome.
a picture paints a thousand words.
so i shall not bother typing to much.
check it out

doodles. finally.

2007-11-10T18:47:00.000+08:00

yup. click to enlarge.
finally eh.

u dont really have to know what it says. i learnt that after looking at so many other pieces of work. have fun.

sincerely,
TjChuen

our nation's glorified space tourist

2007-10-29T18:28:00.000+08:00

1st of all, i do not give a hoot abt whut wikipedia states.

to me, our so called angkasawan are NOT, I REPEAT NOT astronauts.
the term astronauts should be reserved for ppl who dedicate their lives to the science of space, and the universe.

the malay bugger that was sent to space is a space tourist.
a glorified one, i must insist.

first of all, let us understand the term space tourism.

Space tourism is the recent phenomenon of individuals paying for space travel, primarily for personal satisfaction.
in our country's case, the only ppl that get satisfaction frm this is the ppl that do not understand a thing and of course the politicians.
if u visit xw's
blog, u will be able to understand how utterly useless the politicians
are and how their jobs can be easily filled in by a 4 yr oldmuslim child.

this is whut our great and brilliant 'angkasawan' went to space to do.
# Experiment Code Description
1 Cells in Space CIS Study of the effects of microgravity and space radiation on eukaryotic cells focusing on changes in the structure and function at the cellular and molecular levels
2 Microbes in Space MIS
Study of the effects of microgravity on motility of bacteria, drug
resistances as well as changes in gene expression (using themicroarray approach). Expect to show some effects of bacterial growth using a pre-determined minimum inhibitory concentration (MIC).
3 Protein Crystallisation in Space PCS The purpose of this experiment is to compare the crystal growth of lipases
on Earth with that grown in microgravity. Several test conditions will
also be tested to improve the protein crystallisation process on Earth
as well as in space.
4 Malaysian Food in Space FIS Increase the
variety and quality of food available to space travelers by identifying
new food items (specifically typical Malaysian dishes) that are
appropriate for consumption during space flight.
5 Study of spinning
motions in microgravity environment TOP A physics demonstration to show
the effect of microgravity on the motions of spinning object using a
top.
6 PR and Symbolics PAS PR and Symbolics activities.

malaysian food in space. forgive me for being curious but how the fuck is this going to benefit anyone?
and i did a little research. all the little experiments that were conducted by our angkasawan had already been conducted 20+ yrs ago. again, how is dis gonna benefit anyone?

On November 15, 2006, in a response to a question in the Dewan Rakyat, Agriculture and Agro-based Industry Ministry parliamentary secretary Datuk Rohani
Abdul Karim (representing the Science, Technology and Innovation
Ministry) stated that the Malaysian astronaut would, "spin top and toss
BatuSeremban (five-stone game) as part of an experiment during his space travel".

ONLY IN MALAYSIA.

it is estimated, that out country used rm105million on the angkasawan project.
it might be more. think 135mil.
just so everyone knows, in out budget 2007, the government only spent 49mil on the visit malaysia thing.
i need not say anymore.

just when u thought country cudnt waste anymore time & money on this project....
Since Sheikh Muszaphar
is a Muslim, and as his time in space coincided with the last part of
Ramadan, the Islamic National Fatwa Council drew up the first
comprehensive guidebook for Muslims in space.[1][3] The 18-page
guidebook is titled "Guidelines for Performing Islamic Rites (Ibadah)
at the International Space Station", and details issues such as how to
pray in a low-gravity environment, how to locate Mecca from theISS, how to determine prayer times, and issues surrounding fasting. The orbit of the ISS
results in one day/night cycle every 90 minutes,[1][25] so the issues
of fasting during Ramadan are also addressed. The guidebook will be
translated into Russian, Arabic, and English.[7][26]Anan C. Mohd, from Malaysia's Department of Islamic Development said that fasting while traveling is optional, so Sheikh Muszaphar could choose what he would like to do, but if he did decide to fast in space, the times would be centered around local time in Baikonur, where the launch takes place.[27][28] Sheikh Muszaphar celebrated Eid ul-Fitr
aboard the station, and packed some satay and cookies to hand out to
the rest of the crew on October 13, 2007 to mark the end of Ramadan.[29]

ONLY IN MALAYSIA.

sincerely, TjChuen

P.S did anyone realise that all the candidates for the angkasawan project are malay?

wow, two post in how many days?

2007-10-15T16:51:00.000+08:00

hullo ppl. u mght have read that im hanging up my keyboard cable.. but im proud to announce to delay the passing of that motion.

well, ok so far life and the hols have been quite kind to me. except for the fact that i got kicked out of the house. yees.

we shall not dwell upon that subject it brings memories that i would indeed like to forget.

actually, besides that, i hav climbed 3 hills, gone for a thrilling jeeep ride and a brilliant waterfall experience.

be envious.
u were put here to be jealous of me.
and of course, u are my heart and soul, ur my blablabla, sob.. sob.. sob.. heart heart heart. wtv
point is..
whuts my point? -.-

anyway, abt the waterfall experience, it was raining and the water was freezing, me, my mum and my sis decided to swim in the freezing waterfall. shit.
it was cold.
ok, u might think im gonna say tht since im a macho fella and i have one of the most physically fit bodies. which btw, im not denying anyway, but im not gonna deny that i was shaking so much i cudnt speak.
BUT . sitting under the watrfall is one of the best experiences ever. i felt so.. alive. with the watr beating against u,u barely can see. ur only focused on now. there is no past or future for u to be concerned abt. and to be frank, nth goes thru ur mind when ur mind is set on 'now' mode.
brilliant.

but word of advise.
dun wear a shirt when ur swimming.

its a safety precaution.
u wan everyone to see your body.
then everyone will be focused on u and if u drown. at least the girls will die trying to save u.
logical?

anyway,
happy bday to fat-alas and mark will.i.am.stickman
founders of k gang.
friends till the end
happy 15th y'all.
and i'll try to get u ur astrological book. fatsy.
mark, got u urs edi. just wait.

well, gtg
nth else to type im quite sure.

sincerly, TjChuen

izzit me or all my titles spell my return?

2007-10-09T22:18:00.000+08:00

ok well,
get ready.
grip hold of that plastic item u call a mouse.
put ur finger, which one? ur to you. just make sure u didnt dig ur nose with it. yes, put it on that scroll button.
get ready to navigate ur way down this jungle of words.
get ready to move ur finger muscles so much, they'll hurt.
be prepared.
u have engaged in a journey that may effect u mentally, and if there may be porn, physically too.
dont click that 'back' button.
u cant.
i've programmed this blog so that u cant exit or shut down.
u have reached.. the point of no return.

gaddamit i wish i programme the stupid blog to do so. but onli geeks can do dat. so im not and i cant.

well to be true with u, i might have over exaggerated on the ride of ur life crap. but who cares. u have been lied to ur whole entire life so u'll probably get over it.

u've probably read xian wei's blog abt his anti-malay rants. u've probably just skipped through most parts. i dont blame u. i know i did. =)

anyway, i've lost interest in blogging. expect me to hang up my keyboard cable. life's too dry. my post-exam life is so dry and dull it makes a grandmother's life look like hugh hefner's. besides, im too ball-less to rant abt other ppl. wut happened to SCREW THE INNOCENT???

anywway, when the world is far more opened minded and when the freedom of speech and no consequences returns, tell me. till then.

guess who?
IM A NIGGGAAAAAAAAA...!!!

sincerly, TjChuen. geez its been so long since i used that name.

i guess tjchuen kinda died after friendster died. no big. friendster made me feel like a loser anyway. 90 friends. not good for my self esteem is it?

im back.

2007-08-17T21:38:00.000+08:00

to my loyal and dedicated readers and to my hateful little bitches out there, i sincerly apologise for not keeping in touch with the "blogsphere" for more than 2 months.

allow me start my Post with a freestyle i came up a sec ago. please sing it to the tune of jingle bells

"blogging's fun, blogging's fun,
i dont really mean it
its a drag, its a drag
and typing is real boring
i hate typing, i hate typing
i know u hate it too
but wat the hell
i've got lots to say
so lets get down to blogging"
HO HO HO. MERRY READING!

"ffff..."

lets get down to bloggin. firstly, i shall write this whole post in chapters so u can just read it in one go and i dun have to go on this shit comp so many times.

CHAPTER ONE

this shud have been posted about three months ago.

i lo-o-o-o-ve how girls love cute things.

sickening.

this is a cute cat

snap back to reality my poor little girls

sigh yes very sad. i think i can see its brain sticking oout of its mouth. pity. if it died a few hours earlier, we might have seen its last meal. BUMMER.

CHAPTER TWO

the concert

overall. all i can say is- I HATE BEING IN DA BACK ROW.

u know exactly wat i mean.

oh, one more thing. this years "JOKERS" for the concert are jokes themselves.

again, u know exactly wut i mean. shall i rollover?

spare them. they have nv been exposed to k gang.

CHAPTER 3

NEGARAKU

im sure u have heard. some clown did a freestyle on our national anthem.
lots of legal problems after that.
he apologised.
he is onli 24.
goverment rejects apology.
wants to strip him off his citizenship.
he's chinese.

i shant say anyth.
u kno why
i think i wud like to stay in this place where all races live in harmony.

just a random fact to my multi racial readers. DID U KNOW (in annoying rudy and jj voice)

ketuanan melayu literally means "malay dominance"?
NOW... U KNOW

i am NOT implying anyth here.

DID U KNOW.. before 1957, the chinese contributed abt 160% to the economy in malaysia while the malays contributed by 70% and the indians, 80%.

NOW U KNOW

this was taken frm an article in the Dewan Siswa written by MOHD HAFEZ HARUN

this is just a random bit of news

the malay race was involved in pertanian dan perikanan, the chinese perlombongan, perdagangan dan kewangan, and the indians, perdagangan getah.

bijih timah and getah was Malaysia's Main exports.

the states kedah, kelantan, terrengganu and perlis are mainly homes to the malay race. its land is rich and it has been exploited by the malays wisely. (pertanian)

coincidentaly the percentage of pertanian has gone down frm 50% in 1960 to 5% in 2006.

i do not mean a thing.

extraction: "in 1987, as the UMNO leaders orchestrated racial tension over the transferring of non-qualified adminstrators to chinese pimary schools, UMNO youth organized a rally at the sultan sulaiman stadium in kuala lumpur at which racist and seditious slogans were carried in banners which read: "MAY 13 HAS BEGUN", "SOAK THE KERIS IN CHINESE BLOOD." UMNO leaders were on stage to fan the flames of communalism included the UMNO youth chief and present Deputy Prime Minister." ------------this book was purchased in malaysia. which means it has been authorised by the goverment.

one thing i wud like to know is why, does our sejarah textbook CLEARLY state that "ketuanan melayu" is THE most important point in signing any agreement? why do they not feel tht it is quite obvious that not onli the malay ppl, go to skool and that all races read and study frm the same book and learn the same facts? that we understand that the malay race is reaping the benefits of this "special position of the malays"?

just a random question btw.

CHAPTER 4

PMR TRIALS

my mind went blank. i read the question more than 5 times. nothing went in. my heart was racing. my hands turned numb and once again my calculator gave me a different answer. could it be that one this crucial day, technology would play a part in the downfall of men? 2 minutes flew past and i had to do it. TEMBAK!!!!

yea, that pretty much sums up my very horrible maths paper.

CHAPTER 5

CANCER

in july, my cousin was diagnosed with brain tumour. she lost her sense of smell and one eye was blinded. they operated on her. and two weeks ago, they found out she had cancer. i do not expect simpathy from anyone. she is a strong soul. she has not shed a tear ever since they found out she had a brain tumour. all i hope for is that all the readers that read this will include her in your prayers. i know i may not be a huge fan of religion but in times like these, a little faith goes a long way. so please, pray for her.
thanks.

CHAPTER 6

on a lighter note,

HAPPY BDAY RYAN TERRANCE PERREIRA!!

CHAPTER 7

ENVIROMENT DAY

please, readers i hope u will not skip through anyth that is written here.

we had enviromental day in our skool and i pledged to educated the UN-educatedon the enviroment. so all i can say is this...

please, unless u are an emo-fied idiot dat listens to simple plan's "welcome to my life" everyday, i am sure u appreciate life.

therefore te ONLY way to preserve life is to save what we live on-------> earth.

DID YOU KNOW, that most of the power we use now is actually the burning of fossil fuels?

tell me, what is the product of burning fossil fuel?

there u have it.

sure u can say, we have other forms of energy eg. solar, hydro, geothermal and more.. but u must remember, these forms of energy are not cheap to mantain.

1st world countries -> 20++ countries
2nd world countries -> 25++
AMOUNT OF COUNTRIES IN THE WORLD -> 160++

u can do the maths.

and so i ask u, DO u think that these less developed countries are able to use these alternate sources of energy??

please, if we, the people of this well-to-do country are unable to save energy and play our role in saving our world, what makes u think these 3rd world countries will?

PLEASE. we may not be people wih power, but what we have the power to do is to SWITCH OFF OUR LIGHTS, SWITCHES, WHEN WE DO NOT USE THEM. THUS SAVING ENERGY. thank you.

CHAPTER 8

yesterday, as i went to my dad's office by train, i realised just how... how.. ASSHOLE-ISH our ppl are.

i saw a man with this baggage that was literally blocking the way of a passengers that were trying to make her way through. c'mon lah. ur already in the fucking front of the qeue. who da fuck is gonna stop u frm getting into the train? its not the fuckin end of the world is it?

besides that, when the train was full of sweaty, smelly ppl, i saw this bunch of STUPID bunch of short malay girls literally shove themselves in. may they one day be shoved against the flippin wall by a herd of wildebeast.

and i noticed just how sad ppl can be.

i saw this girl, she's chinese. she acted like someone was calling her.....
said hello
and started SINGING TO THE SONG SHE WAS PLAYING ON THE EXACT SAME PHONE.
and when the song finished...
she said bye-bye.
acted like nothing happened.
obviously unaware that the whole train was looking at her sad ass..
and then..
she made her phone ring again with the vibration and she did it again this time... LOUDER.

wow. i was trying my hardest not to burst out laughing.

CHAPTER 9

unlike xian wei, i DO feel that i love this sad country we call malaysia. sure it hasnt done shit for me. but when does ur country do anyth for u? i know our politics are biased but at least they dont promote terrorism,

besides, if u arent willing to call this country home, whereelse are u wiling to call home?

and if u tell me england or some other country, what makes u think that u'll stay loyal to that country when u have already abandoned one country?

you see folks, the grass is always greener on the other side.

i love my country,but i will onli show it when malaysia play badminton.

dont expect me to wave the jalur gemilang tho.

i think this is quite the ending to my lil post. i've become more softspoken. hope u prefer this.

sincerly, TjChuen,

sry

2007-06-17T13:37:00.000+08:00

seriously ppl, i thought all of u hated her for bein the worlds biggest flirt.

sincerly,
TjChuen.

DA LATEST CRAZE

2007-06-06T18:51:00.000+08:00

1st bday dedication

2007-06-04T22:39:00.000+08:00

i may be four days late.. but its not the panctuality that matters but the meaning. and this special day signifies birth, getting older (the part abt getting wiser onli applies to ppl above 40) and.. thats abt it innit? wow.. kinda expected it to signify more.. kinda little.. hmm.. anyway,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY OH KENG YEEE!!!

GOD! FUK IT. i aint colouring this shit.FAAAAAARRRRRKKK I CANT ENLARGE IT FARRK.
anyway, black is beautiful so live wid it. =D

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO00000000oooooooooooooooooo!!! oh ky is grwing up.. our lil big mouth.. *sniff* time passes so fast.. i remember when u cud onli fit one spoon into ur mouth..
i know i shudnt dwell on da past.. but oh,.. keng yee, our lil girl, in a couple of yrs u'll be having sex.. oh god.. dont take her away!!! *sniff*

wait a sec.. i dun have a pic of u.. hmmmmm..
anyway, hu DOESNT KNOW HER????

ky
K-Killjoy
E-Evolving (think private parts)
N-Negative (u know u ARE)
G-Gracefull.... HAHHAHA not! how abt Gutsy? yea it'll work
Y-Yucky?... nah.. ok, Yellow! u ARE chinese
E-Energetic(duh, look at the sugar intake)
E-Enojayable company

how abt i add some more words?
B-Big mouth
A-Asshole, u still havent got me a bday gift, and of course Act cute

dats it.

sigh, i still remember da 1st day the two of us met..
i was a lonely bugger in da corner and i din do my kh workbook, when dis being, dis girl, dis OH KENG YEE came to me and said "u wanna borrow my book?"

ah, a beginning to an amazing friendship.

yes, good times, good times..

fast forward, oh keng yee is still NOT busty, NOT taller, and most definitely NOT .. ill save dat particular detail to meself,, thank u very much

so anyway, HAPPY BDAY KENGYEE AND DUN CHANGE FOR THE WORLD!!!

sincerly,
TANJUNCHUEN!!

2007-05-25T22:06:00.000+08:00

finally, my god*#%*&@! lousy stone age crap of a computer finally allowed me to blog. i swear, i waited so long, i almost lost my inspiration to blog. but u readers can thank ur lucky stars.

ok, today i shall slam wannabe's. i admit, i can be a wannabe some times... but da "nigga" im gonna slam - he makes me look normal.

dis is how my conversation wid vimmeshen on9 went
REMEMBER HIS NAME IS VIMMESHEN AKA INDIAN NAME.
vimmeshen in blue. me in black.

and da highlights are added by me.

* ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™ (tjc_56@hotmail.com)
* (co)DJdK(8) (vimesshen_91@hotmail.com)

(12:00 AM) (co)DJdK(8): hi
(12:00 AM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: hey
(12:01 AM) (co)DJdK(8): wats ur namw
(12:01 AM) (co)DJdK(8): /
(12:01 AM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: jc
(12:01 AM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: u?
(12:01 AM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: vimmeshen?
(12:01 AM) (co)DJdK(8): yap
(12:01 AM) (co)DJdK(8): how old r u/
(12:01 AM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: 15
(12:03 AM) (co)DJdK(8): wat skewl u in/
(12:04 AM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: wms. enuf abt me
(12:04 AM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: u?
(12:04 AM) (co)DJdK(8): wms/
(12:05 AM) (co)DJdK(8): wat skewl u in/
(12:05 AM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: huh?
(12:06 AM) (co)DJdK(8): wat school u in/
(12:06 AM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: wesley methodist
(12:06 AM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: u?
(12:06 AM) (co)DJdK(8) has changed his/her personal message to "C0me ON ppl Nudg3 mE in SuPP0rt Of liverpool!!!!"
(12:07 AM) (co)DJdK(8): im frm smk bdr sri damansara
(12:08 AM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: ur a dude?
(12:09 AM) (co)DJdK(8): yea im a nigga
(12:09 AM) (co)DJdK(8): u/
(12:09 AM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: dat was a ques if ur a guy or a gal not ur race.
(12:10 AM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: but im a chink, bitch (yes i started it, but if i din, we wudnt have go our topic for today!)
(12:10 AM) (co)DJdK(8): u called me bitch/
(12:10 AM) (co)DJdK(8): wats a chink/
(12:11 AM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: hmm.. u call urself a nigga, wid slang and shit and u dun know wut a chink is?
(12:11 AM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: well, its chinese
(12:11 AM) (co)DJdK(8): ooo prik don start it
(12:12 AM) (co)DJdK(8): in ma ghetto der aint shit called chink
(12:13 AM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: yea.. u got niggaz wid they lil dots in they heads singing tamil tunes
(12:13 AM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: yea youse a nigga
(12:14 AM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: u sum poof, bitch
(12:14 AM) (co)DJdK(8): i noe im an idian but born breed a nigga soo shove dat dit up ur chinky little ass
(12:14 AM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: why dun u check wut street slang is on wiki?
(12:15 AM) (co)DJdK(8): u all souped up wit ur kicks aint prove dat u slicy little prick\
(12:15 AM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: dont go round calling ur slef a nigga juz coz u black.
(12:15 AM) (co)DJdK(8): den call ma self a chink/
(12:15 AM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: no call urself an indian, coz there aint no slang for indian.
(12:16 AM) (co)DJdK(8): niggaz=black=niggaz
(12:17 AM) (co)DJdK(8): gt dat rite
(12:17 AM) (co)DJdK(8): punk
(12:17 AM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: tell me, did u get da line" u all souped up wit ur kicks aint prove dat u slicy little prick\" frm a breakdance battle video?
(12:18 AM) (co)DJdK(8): i make ma own lines coz like i said born n bred
(12:18 AM) (co)DJdK(8): im a nigga
(12:23 AM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: u some indian dumbshit dat watches tamil videos on ntv7
(12:23 AM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: hey , hey i aint no self porclaimed nigga
(12:23 AM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: proclaimed**
(12:23 AM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: im a chink
(12:23 AM) (co)DJdK(8): ha ha ntv7
(12:24 AM) (co)DJdK(8): u shov ur control in2 ur aass jus 2 watch dat channel
(12:24 AM) (co)DJdK(8): /
(12:24 AM) (co)DJdK(8): man ur sick
(12:24 AM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: man ur dumb.
(12:24 AM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: zzzzzzzzz
(12:25 AM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: when u get ur brains, get bak to me k?
(12:25 AM) (co)DJdK(8): wow dat hit me soo hard dude
(12:25 AM) (co)DJdK(8): wow
(12:37 PM) (co)DJdK(8): i wonde wers ur coz mine is sittin up were its supposed 2 b
(12:37 PM) (co)DJdK(8): ohh yea u run u fucKIn chink
Session Start: Saturday, May 12, 2007

* ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™ (tjc_56@hotmail.com)
* (co)DJdK(8) (vimesshen_91@hotmail.com)

(11:03 PM) (co)DJdK(8): yo cHink
(11:16 PM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: hey indian
(11:17 PM) (co)DJdK(8): nigga man
(11:17 PM) (co)DJdK(8): don start it b
(11:17 PM) (co)DJdK(8): i aint wan sHIt frm ya
(11:18 PM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: lovely english
(11:18 PM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™:a nigga with no sense of grammar.
(11:18 PM) (co)DJdK(8): yeah improvin on ma grammer sHit
(11:19 PM) (co)DJdK(8): niggas do gv shit 2 gramer its all white apes foul play
(11:21 PM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: oh gawd.
(11:21 PM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: are u actin like a dumbfuk or are u one?
(11:21 PM) (co)DJdK(8): like i said don mess wit me b
(11:22 PM) (co)DJdK(8): im nt plannin 2 screw ya bt ill can surely fit it in ma schedule
(11:22 PM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: zzz
(11:23 PM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: ohh, big and mighty nigga. do u have balls in da first place?
(11:24 PM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: for the way u talk with all ur lil emoticons.. u look like a gay indian
(11:24 PM) (co)DJdK(8): fuck ass chink
(11:24 PM) (co)DJdK(8): im ball n i hv em all fine tucked in
(11:25 PM) (co)DJdK(8): don screw on sum white ass jokes here
(11:25 PM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: "im ball"?
(11:25 PM) (co)DJdK(8): p.s
(11:25 PM) (co)DJdK(8): thanks 4 da mighty
(11:25 PM) (co)DJdK(8): u wan me 2 spell it rite little shit
(11:25 PM) (co)DJdK(8): bald
(11:25 PM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: WTF?
(11:26 PM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: do u know wut i mean by balls?
(11:26 PM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: testicles genius, testicles not ur hairstyle dumbshit
(11:26 PM) (co)DJdK(8): i was sayin out ma hair u fuck head
(11:27 PM) (co)DJdK(8): n u say ur a fuckin jew in eng
(11:27 PM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: when did i ask u abt ur hairstyle and when did i say im a jew?
(11:27 PM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: zzz
(11:28 PM) (co)DJdK(8): man i say wat i wan coz im da game
(11:32 PM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: seriouly, u retard. are u acting dumb ah?
(11:32 PM) (co)DJdK(8): man im nigga n i speak nigga
(11:33 PM) (co)DJdK(8): i don speak dumshit waYs of da chink
(11:33 PM) (co)DJdK(8): soo PEACE
(11:33 PM) (co)DJdK(8): OUT
(11:34 PM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: peace out is positive btw. so its not insulting. are u readin frm a book or sumth?
(11:35 PM) (co)DJdK(8): man soo u write a book scalled nigga 4 dummies coz edr aint a shit dam book bout dat
(11:35 PM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: u sure, indian?
(11:36 PM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: suk balls la. u seriously have no brains whatsoever.
(11:37 PM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: reli, u are an insult to humanity. u are a disgrace to ur family. get a life la.
(11:38 PM) (co)DJdK(8): wow now ur a jew pastor
(11:38 PM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: the homo-sapien name is tainted by u. u are equivalent to a dumb monkey.
(11:38 PM) (co)DJdK(8): fuck off jew
(11:38 PM) (co)DJdK(8): i hate em
(11:38 PM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: zzz
(11:39 PM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: are u hindu?
(11:42 PM) (co)DJdK(8): man im a free thinker dude bt carrier a cross tatoo on ma chest
(11:42 PM) (co)DJdK(8): n a skeleton tatoo on ma bald head
(11:42 PM) (co)DJdK(8): which u don hv da balls 2 do
(11:42 PM) (co)DJdK(8): oh yea 4gt ur a jew
(11:43 PM) ĴūńĊħůΣŇ ™: ok la.. u seriously have no brains. i shall blog abt ur stupidity.

da conversation says it all, i dun have to type abt it.
p.s im NOT a jew and he's a liverpool fan.

i got meself a timbaland and gymclass heroes album. TOTALLY FKIN AWESOME.

no title again as usual

2007-05-12T22:11:00.000+08:00

ok to lighten up all my readers mood, i shall share with all of u a sms my friend recieved
>
>>"there are 4 types of women when having sex. one,asthmatic - ah...ahh..ahhhh..ahhhhh. two, obedient - yes...yes...yes..ohh yess.. three, greedy - more..more.. please.. moreeee. last but not least, religious - oh..oh...oh my GAAAAWWDDD... GAWD!
>
yeaaaaaa. anyway, no mood to blog. ciao.

lecehlah title.

2007-04-23T21:09:00.000+08:00

ok first of all,
YELLOW HOUSE WON!!!!!!!!
YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLOOOOOOWWWWWWWW HOOOOUUUUUUSSSSEEEE!!!!!!
and second of all, i must say, blue house, WE BEAT U BIATCH!!!!!!
and thirdly, green, ur glory days are up . the next few years shall only be a competition betwwen ur hse and red.
and lastly, red. well i need not say anything. u guys lost by abt 100++ points. the points kinda tell it all.
>
>
>ok, lately i randomly checked out other ppls blog. and since i was so lucky, igot a korean pop fanatics bllog filled with sickening pics of korean lady-men that makes u think they take astrogen pills. geez.

hypothesis : korean pop lady-men are GAY (whuts a gay colour?).observations: first of all, i have circled the lady-bugger in yellow. dis girl-guy wtv is disgusting.
look how he is holding his crotch. and looking at da camera like sanjaya on american idol. sickening. well dun balme him entirely, as u can see where i have circled in blue, one gay guy is glady grabbing da yellow-circled lady-guy's penis. and as u can see there, the OTHER gay guys is pointing towards where all da action is goin on. look at his jealous smirk. ew.

on da left hand side, look at the two gay men, both ahve da smae hair colour and look at pink-circle- he is clearly grabbing yellow circles ass. and i'm sure green circle is joining in da fun too.

conclusion: hypothesis is acceptable and kids, girls, guys for ur own sake DONT watch korean pop or jap pop. they biological metabalism is seriously messed up.